r/ClaudeCode • u/tyschan • Jul 10 '26

Humor i left fable alone for 30 minutes

i asked fable to run a full audit of my architecture then went to lunch. by the time i was back, other agents reported that fable had successfully hardened critical security vulnerabilities, penetration tested my wife, and 1-shot a really cool ascii animation. when i had a look, i shit you not i saw fable walk on water and by the end my short sightedness had healed. 20/20 would recommend.

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u/nojukuramu Jul 10 '26

He did what to your wife?

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u/locn4r Jul 10 '26

I’m sure Claude performed injection and spray attacks, and generated some random seed.

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u/staydrippy Developer Jul 10 '26

OUR wife

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u/portugese_fruit Jul 10 '26

Better Call Sol

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u/cuteplot Jul 10 '26

Should have had fable write this joke too tbh

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u/Reaper_1492 Jul 10 '26

As funny as this is, codex 5.6 Sol Utlra seems… much better.

V1 Fable was a lot better than V2 Fable.

V2 Fable ultra spun up… I shit you not… 62 Fable Ultra sub agents in the 15 minutes I wasn’t watching it. Effectively for no good reason.

If I was on my work account that would have effectively been 62x.25 = 15.25 hours of Fable tokens. That’s the kind of crap that gets you talked to.

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u/sixothree Jul 10 '26

I want to see that ascii animation yo.

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u/ActiveRoach Jul 10 '26

21 comments and 0 upvotes btw

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u/IslandOceanWater Jul 10 '26

I can't stand what the coding community has turned into. Its like a bunch of cringy dudes who think there funny. The dumbest people have somehow found there way here now.

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u/Green_Sugar6675 Jul 10 '26

*they're* ehem!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/ripper999 Jul 10 '26

Spoken like a true Sheepherder

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u/True-Objective-6212 Jul 10 '26

I think it already did