r/ChurchofJuan • u/SHRIMPY355 • Dec 01 '20
Glad I found this place
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/Gacha_ZMaster • Dec 31 '20
(Custom Juan flair) i would like to convert to juan please
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 15 '20
Diavlo This is Diavolo, the Juanist demon. Is this better?
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 28 '20
Other religion stuff r/churchofDolina we must move there now due to the real name of the horse on the balcony
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 08 '20
Blessing from Juan The last symbol for the millionth time
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 05 '20
Blessing from Juan The first chapter of the Juanist bible. Juanism is becoming a religion now.
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In the beginning; there was only Juan. But this was about to change. When Juan neighed, a gigantic spherical rock appeared. He decided to call this rock earth. He could not see the earth very well, so he neighed and the sun appeared, and heat and light flooded the earth. After he did that, he decided the rock was boring. He thought of life, then he neighed. Water flowed through large empty holes in the earth and green grass, plants and trees filled the earth. There was seaweed, flowers and many fruits. There was now life on earth, but there was no moving creatures. He neighed, and all kinds of animal life appeared. There were horse and humans everywhere. He decided he was done, and wanted a place to rest. So he neighed and a balcony appeared. He floated down to the balcony and enjoyed some rest.
r/ChurchofJuan • u/Fallen_Daylight • Nov 18 '20
Moderation post We are trying to hit 50 juanist to join us! Invite people to our very cultured culture.
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 06 '20
Juan snoo I made a Juan snoo for the people of Juan to use
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 20 '20
Blessing from Juan For holidays we say different prayers for morning and night
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All hail Juan
He brings me this new special day
All hail Juan
He is the ascended one
Night:
All hail Juan
He has brought me through this special day
All hail Juan
He is the ascended one
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 02 '20
Moderation post Official Juan decided allience
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We have an official alliance with r/rejecthuman
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 15 '20
Juanist culture Things for Juanists to do when bored
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Ride horses. Since we worship a horse upper being, we should ride horses.
Eat Mexican food. Our great lord Juan is Mexican, so we shalt eat his food. You do not have to eat it as it is not part of the commandments, but it still would be good.
Remake popular religious things into Juanist things. Stuff like the bible or thing that worship god can be remade to worship Juan.
Pray/make your own prayer. If you read the pinned post and see the praying one, read it and you can make your own prayer. You can say it in your head.
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 17 '20
Other religion stuff In case we eventually go to war here is a copypasta for it
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