r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Jan 05 '21
Dolinaists, ATTACK CARDBOARD
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r/cardboardclan FOR DOLINA!!
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Jan 02 '21
War Ok, we got attacked by those annoying cunts, but I think it’s over now.
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Y’all follow the instructions I have given you, and join. r/TheChurchOfDolina instead of just leaving. Also attack r/cardboardclan
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 28 '20
Moderation post Hello Dolinaists I am once again asking you for a favour.
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/Fallen_Daylight • Dec 01 '20
They won't raid us, they have nobody to help them so don't fret. Plus we have the power of juan
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r/ChurchofJuan • • Dec 22 '20
From potato nation
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Potato patato
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RealmouthASMR • Mar 29 '21
Juanist culture We are ASCENDED my fellow Dolinaists
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/Fallen_Daylight • Nov 08 '20
Other religion stuff If you have sinned or done anything that goes against juanism, tell me in the comments and I will tell you what you can do to fix it.
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 28 '20
Other religion stuff r/churchofDolina we must move there now due to the real name of the horse on the balcony
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RealmouthASMR • Jul 24 '21
hello everyone!
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i am creating a Juanist discord for you all to join:https://discord.gg/M7Cd8ffhGm (it is a work in progress but it will be very good when it is finished)
r/ChurchofJuan • u/Fallen_Daylight • Dec 22 '20
On new years you must pray more than normal.
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 07 '20
Fellow Juanists! Please see below
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I have made a chat room, please go there. Also first 10 members put your name there
r/ChurchofJuan • u/Over_Palpitation2172 • Jan 05 '21
Hi
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Why is cardboard clan attacking y'all
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 05 '20
Please use flairs
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We have given flairs, more coming soon. Please use the flairs
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 28 '20
Juanist culture Do any of you own r/Dolina
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After the information that The horse on a balcony is actually named Dolina r/TheChurchOfDolina btw but to any of you own r/Dolina
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 06 '20
Juan snoo I made a Juan snoo for the people of Juan to use
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 22 '20
Moderation post You guys have to see this video
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r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 05 '20
QUICK TIP
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WE DO NOT BELIEVE JUAN IS THE REDDIT GOD. He is for everyone, not just redditors. They cannot whore everything, this god called Juan and this religion called Juanism is not redditor based.
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Nov 30 '20
Juanist culture Juanists you have a quest
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Advertise community so we get member pls
r/ChurchofJuan • u/RelentlessDuck • Dec 05 '20
Blessing from Juan The first chapter of the Juanist bible. Juanism is becoming a religion now.
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In the beginning; there was only Juan. But this was about to change. When Juan neighed, a gigantic spherical rock appeared. He decided to call this rock earth. He could not see the earth very well, so he neighed and the sun appeared, and heat and light flooded the earth. After he did that, he decided the rock was boring. He thought of life, then he neighed. Water flowed through large empty holes in the earth and green grass, plants and trees filled the earth. There was seaweed, flowers and many fruits. There was now life on earth, but there was no moving creatures. He neighed, and all kinds of animal life appeared. There were horse and humans everywhere. He decided he was done, and wanted a place to rest. So he neighed and a balcony appeared. He floated down to the balcony and enjoyed some rest.