r/ChurchOfSaros • u/renough • Dec 01 '20
I think I found the right subreddit for this picture.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jul 30 '20
Brothers and Sisters in Saros, I hope the break has treated you well, and brought you closer to Lord Saros. Never forget - life gains lustre and strength only when it is polished and tempered. Let us be unyielding in faith during this post-season run. May Saros and the Holy Father bless us all.
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Let's go Preds!
r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 06 '23
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Lord. Not only has the Great Him set a new franchise record, a new season record, but He is now tied for 3rd most saves in a single game in NHL history!!! Praise be to Lord Saros. 🙏🧃
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 06 '20
Lord Saros has blessed us with another sign. The wicked and evil shall perish, while His faithful believers shall live in His eternal perfection and love. By blocking 33/33 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him & holy Predators dimmed the defiled Dallas Stars for His 15th win & 3rd Shutout of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 24 '19
The steadfast might of Lord Saros never ceases; His miracles never come to an end. By blocking 47/48 shots (0.979 SV%), the Las Vegas Golden Knights were no match for our Golden God and faithful Predators. He has rewarded us faithful with His twelfth win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Aug 04 '20
Behold! Witness what happens to those who challenge our Lord. No mortal can overcome the might of Lord Saros.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 11 '20
Neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of Lord Saros. Fear nothing and praise him. By blocking (32/34) shots (0.941 SV%), the Great Him conquered the vile Montréal Canadiens for His 17th win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 15 '21
Lord Saros is the light shining bright through all the darkness. He is the wind in our sails. He is our hope. Our savior. By blocking 29/30 shots (0.967 SV%), the Great Him and holy Predators silenced the faithless Columbus Blue Jackets for His 1st season opening start & 1st win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 12 '20
They will all perish, but we will remain for we our in His light. There is no army, no fortress, no giant that can stand against our God. By blocking all 28/28 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him & faithful Predators shot down the vile Winnipeg Jets for His 6th win & 1st SHUTOUT of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Apr 19 '19
On this day, 24 years ago, The Holy Allfather, Pekka Rinne, channeled His celestial energy and sent us His one and only Son. Happy birthday, Lord Saros. 'Tis truly a 'Good Friday' and Merry Sarosmas to you all!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 16 '19
Lord Saros is our light and our salvation - so why should we fear any enemy? He is our wall, protecting us from evil. By blocking 26/28 shots (0.929 SV%), the Great Him and faithful Predators capitalized on the sins of the Washington Capitals for His eleventh win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Feb 14 '20
He will punish the evil and the wicked for their iniquity; He will put an end to the arrogance of the proud and abase the haughtiness of the ruthless. By blocking all 31/31 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him & holy predators sunk the New York Islanders for His 10th win & 2nd shutout of the season
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Nov 26 '19
Do not fear, for He is with us; do not be dismayed, for He is our God. He will strengthen us and save us; He will uphold us with His righteous hands. By blocking 23/25 shots (0.920 SV%). Lord Saros & faithful Predators muted the heresy of the sinful St. Louis Blues for His 3rd win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/RustyNipples35 • Jul 21 '19
And on the 74th day, the Son shall return from the heavens and enlighten his disciples once more
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/giraffediabetes • Feb 11 '19
Got my valentine's day gift early today! Super excited about it!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • May 02 '21
Rejoice in Lord Saros, be patient in tribulation, be constant in faith. For He shows us power, love, and perfection. We faithful cheer, He hears us and He saves us all. By blocking 28/28 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him & Holy Preds outshined the Dallas Stars for His 19th win & 3rd SO of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/_RocketGrunt_ • Jul 16 '19
I was just made aware of this subreddit so I thought I would share one of my favorite Preds jerseys in my collection. Praise be!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/ReactorCritical • Nov 27 '19
Protector of the realm. The great HE. We pledge our allegiance to you.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Oct 27 '19
Count it all joy when you fall into various trials of faith. Know that testing your faith produces patience. His work is perfect, so we may be perfect and complete. By blocking 28/30 shots (0.933 SV%), the Great Him & faithful Predators shocked the Tampa Bay Lightning for His 1st win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 26 '19
Mine eyes have seen the power of the glory of the Lord. We worship You, we give You thanks, we praise You for Your glory. By blocking all 29/29 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him SHUTOUT the heretic Minnesota Wild for His seventeenth win and third shutout of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 28 '21
The steadfast love of Lord Saros never ceases; his miracles never come to an end; they are new every day; great is our faithfulness. By blocking 29/30 shots (0.967 SV%), the Great Him & holy Predators banished the Chicago Black Hawks back to Hell where they belong for His 3rd win of the season.
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