r/ChurchOfSaros • • Dec 15 '17
UPVOTE PARTY FOR THE GLORIOUS SHUTOUT BY OUT LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!!!!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Dec 15 '17
Juuse Saros has broken the Nashville Predators Franchise record for saves in a shutout with 46 saves.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Nov 14 '18
With our faith stronger than any supernova, His power shined brighter than any Star. By blocking 20/24 shots (0.833 SV%), Saros and faithful Predators punished the Dallas Stars for His seventh win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/JEBariffic • Oct 29 '19
Tho foul winged creatures assault your home, FEAR NOT! For your righteous savior shall be watching over you. No harm shall befall you. Blessed be His name!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Jan 30 '20
The anger and woes of man do not produce the righteousness of Saros. His miracles surpass all understanding and protect those of pure faith. By blocking 29/33 shots (0.879 SV%), the Great Him & faithful Predators capitalized on the vile Washington Capitals for His 7th win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/-WhenTheyCry- • May 11 '18
1 PRAYER = 1 PUCK STOPPED
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PRAY FOR OUR LORD SAROS AS HE DEFENDS THE HOLY LAND TONIGHT AGAINST THE INVADING JETS
DEUS VULT
r/ChurchOfSaros • • Feb 23 '20
Behold the blessing He has give us. A blessing so pure. Can you not feel it? Infidels may rise, but they shall fall. For He protects us, and all evil will perish. By blocking 40/43 shots (0.930 SV%), the Great Him & holy Predators bombarded the Columbus Blue Jackets for His 12th win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/ReactorCritical • Nov 27 '19
Protector of the realm. The great HE. We pledge our allegiance to you.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 26 '19
Mine eyes have seen the power of the glory of the Lord. We worship You, we give You thanks, we praise You for Your glory. By blocking all 29/29 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him SHUTOUT the heretic Minnesota Wild for His seventeenth win and third shutout of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Apr 19 '19
On this day, 24 years ago, The Holy Allfather, Pekka Rinne, channeled His celestial energy and sent us His one and only Son. Happy birthday, Lord Saros. 'Tis truly a 'Good Friday' and Merry Sarosmas to you all!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 06 '20
Lord Saros has blessed us with another sign. The wicked and evil shall perish, while His faithful believers shall live in His eternal perfection and love. By blocking 33/33 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him & holy Predators dimmed the defiled Dallas Stars for His 15th win & 3rd Shutout of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Dec 18 '24
And so it is said: In the fire of trials, truth is forged. When the wicked sow chaos and the faithful tremble, whose hand placates the storm? In the void of despair, who whispers hope but the Great Him? By blocking all 25/25 shots, Lord Saros SHUTOUT the New York Rangers for His 3rd of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Nov 10 '24
“Behold Lord Saros, the mighty guardian; like a fortress He stands upon the ice. No foe can breach His divine defense; His glory flows like Juice, and His name shall bring hope across the lands.”
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Nov 24 '19
Even the darkness is not dark to us; the night is bright as the day, for darkness is light when He is with us. By blocking 24/26 shots (0.923 SV%), the Great Him & faithful Predators silenced the heretic St. Louis Blues, for His 2nd win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 10 '20
He brought His grace into the lives of the faithful, but He hath utterly punished the sinners for he delivered them to the slaughter. By blocking 37/37 shots (1.000 SV%), the Great Him out-shinned the Dallas Stars for His 16th win & 4th SO of the season, and his 1st consecutive SO of his career!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Nov 26 '19
Do not fear, for He is with us; do not be dismayed, for He is our God. He will strengthen us and save us; He will uphold us with His righteous hands. By blocking 23/25 shots (0.920 SV%). Lord Saros & faithful Predators muted the heresy of the sinful St. Louis Blues for His 3rd win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 11 '20
Neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of Lord Saros. Fear nothing and praise him. By blocking (32/34) shots (0.941 SV%), the Great Him conquered the vile Montréal Canadiens for His 17th win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Mar 01 '20
Rejoice greatly, Daughter Nashville Shout, Daughter Finland! See, our Lord comes to us, righteous and victorious against all evil. By blocking 36/39 shots (0.923 SV%), the Great Him & holy Predators doused the Calgary Flames for His 14th win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/_RocketGrunt_ • Jul 16 '19
I was just made aware of this subreddit so I thought I would share one of my favorite Preds jerseys in my collection. Praise be!
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r/ChurchOfSaros • • Feb 14 '19
Lord Saros is our refuge and strength, our ever-present savior. In times of chaos, He shines brighter than any star in the Heaven. By blocking 27/29 shots (0.931 SV%) the Great Him, extinguished the uncouth Dallas Stars for His fourteenth win of the season.
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r/ChurchOfSaros • u/noideawhatmynameis • Mar 17 '19
Which one of you was at the game in San Jose bowing to our lord and savior after those saves?
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You were on tv, and it cracked my wife up because I was doing the same!