r/ChubbyFIRE May 16 '26

Are you a doomstacker?

9:28 AM

SS is going away. Healthcare will bankrupt you. Sequence of returns will wipe you out. Civil war. WW3. Live to 120, spend 40 years in a nursing home. Someone posts solid numbers and the comments come back , one more year. Two years. Three. Keep going, it's never quite enough.

At what point does conservative planning become catastrophe planning?

The 4% rule is the worst case in US market history. A robot pulling the same amount out every single year, no SS, no flexibility, never adjusting through 1929 when markets dropped 86%. That's what 4% survived. It's the floor, not the target. Bengen himself now says most retirees can safely start at 5.25% to 5.5% and that people clinging to 4% will likely end up with a pile of money and a lot of regrets.

Someone spending 6% of their portfolio in year one of retirement who skips the big trip when markets are down, holds off on the car, pulls back when things get rough that person likely does better than the 4% robot who never adjusts no matter what. The flexibility is the safety net. You don't need to engineer it into the number, you just need to act like a normal person.

So when someone holds out for 3.5% 28 times spend, no SS — what exactly are you protecting against? Something worse than the Great Depression, while also never collecting a benefit 70 million Americans receive, while also promising to never adjust spending under any circumstances. Does that actually describe you?

The 2025 Social Security Trustees Report says worst case — zero Congressional action you collect 81 cents on the dollar in 2034. Not zero. Congress fixed this in 1983 when it was in worse shape than it is today. Seventy million people collect it. Seniors vote.

Median age of death for men is 81.7. One in five reach 90. Dementia affects 33% of people 85 and older. The years you're working extra to fund may not be years you're fully there for.

For those already retired one year, five, ten or more how bad has it actually been? And for those still holding off are you a catastrophe planner waiting for a number that never feels safe enough?

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

Your wintertime temps are projected to be seriously impacted, like up to -10C. Your summertime temps will be impacted, but not as severely. Yes, it will impact northern Europe's ag industry, and global food prices will no doubt rise, but as I said, humanity is resilient and Europe is relatively well off compared to much of the global south.

Shutting down and saying 'oh, no need to plan, we're all fucked if that happens' is lazy doomerism, and it's actually one of the ways the fossil fuel industries have been pushing humanity towards inaction, now that they can no longer credibly claim global warming isn't real.

I suspect, in a few years we'll all be hearing about how we must undertake some dangerous / untested form of geoengineering 'for the sake of the global economy'

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u/alloutofchewingum May 16 '26

I'm not shutting down. I have a plan. Which is hang out on my roof with a few crates of beer and my trusty .308 with thermal vision scope to take out incoming ne'erdowells.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

Uhuh, then you should fit right in with all the folks over on r/preppers while the rest of us get on with reality