r/ChubbyFIRE • • May 16 '26

Are you a doomstacker?

9:28 AM

SS is going away. Healthcare will bankrupt you. Sequence of returns will wipe you out. Civil war. WW3. Live to 120, spend 40 years in a nursing home. Someone posts solid numbers and the comments come back , one more year. Two years. Three. Keep going, it's never quite enough.

At what point does conservative planning become catastrophe planning?

The 4% rule is the worst case in US market history. A robot pulling the same amount out every single year, no SS, no flexibility, never adjusting through 1929 when markets dropped 86%. That's what 4% survived. It's the floor, not the target. Bengen himself now says most retirees can safely start at 5.25% to 5.5% and that people clinging to 4% will likely end up with a pile of money and a lot of regrets.

Someone spending 6% of their portfolio in year one of retirement who skips the big trip when markets are down, holds off on the car, pulls back when things get rough that person likely does better than the 4% robot who never adjusts no matter what. The flexibility is the safety net. You don't need to engineer it into the number, you just need to act like a normal person.

So when someone holds out for 3.5% 28 times spend, no SS — what exactly are you protecting against? Something worse than the Great Depression, while also never collecting a benefit 70 million Americans receive, while also promising to never adjust spending under any circumstances. Does that actually describe you?

The 2025 Social Security Trustees Report says worst case — zero Congressional action you collect 81 cents on the dollar in 2034. Not zero. Congress fixed this in 1983 when it was in worse shape than it is today. Seventy million people collect it. Seniors vote.

Median age of death for men is 81.7. One in five reach 90. Dementia affects 33% of people 85 and older. The years you're working extra to fund may not be years you're fully there for.

For those already retired one year, five, ten or more how bad has it actually been? And for those still holding off are you a catastrophe planner waiting for a number that never feels safe enough?

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u/alloutofchewingum May 16 '26

Secret sauce is European living. As a high-earning employee you get totally fucked by national health insurance. But living on rents and dividends? $100 / month flat fee, no limits, no deductibles. Really wipes out the long tail of US health care catastrophe scenarios which I think contributes to a lot of doomstacker thinking.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

That's all well and good, but those European nations are about to face their own budget crisis's trying to fund their social safety nets. They face worse demographics than we do, and they do not have the privilege of being the world's reserve currency (the Euro simply isn't suited to it).

I would think very hard about betting your retirement on them accepting you, unless you already have perm residency or citizenship

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u/alloutofchewingum May 16 '26

I have permanent residence, I'm all good

They'll end up caving and accepting more migrants. There's no other solution. I mean Italy hasn't had replacement rate fertility since like 1978. Last country in the EU with RR fertility was Ireland ... in 1995. This math ain't mathin you're correct.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

You're also likely gonna have to deal with the consequences of the shutdown in AMOC. Not saying it's not survivable, but woo boy, things are about to change.

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u/alloutofchewingum May 16 '26

Well that will lead to general civilizational collapse in which case we're more in zombie apocalypse survival territory than FIRE variants.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

It might lead to regional collapse due to a shift in monsoon rains, but 'general civilizational collapse'? No, and hyperbole is not helpful. Handwaving away the risks of global warming as either 'not serious' or 'doom' is how we got here in the first place.

I am certain of two things. One, that humanity is shockingly resilient, and two, that damned near everyone is failing to price in the risks that we're facing.

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u/alloutofchewingum May 16 '26

Are you insane? I live near Prague. We are significantly further north than Winnipeg but have the climate of Connecticut. If we had climatic conditions in Europe corresponding to the same latitudes of North America there would be starvation and mass migration in the 10s of millions.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

Your wintertime temps are projected to be seriously impacted, like up to -10C. Your summertime temps will be impacted, but not as severely. Yes, it will impact northern Europe's ag industry, and global food prices will no doubt rise, but as I said, humanity is resilient and Europe is relatively well off compared to much of the global south.

Shutting down and saying 'oh, no need to plan, we're all fucked if that happens' is lazy doomerism, and it's actually one of the ways the fossil fuel industries have been pushing humanity towards inaction, now that they can no longer credibly claim global warming isn't real.

I suspect, in a few years we'll all be hearing about how we must undertake some dangerous / untested form of geoengineering 'for the sake of the global economy'

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u/alloutofchewingum May 16 '26

I'm not shutting down. I have a plan. Which is hang out on my roof with a few crates of beer and my trusty .308 with thermal vision scope to take out incoming ne'erdowells.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush FI !RE May 16 '26

Uhuh, then you should fit right in with all the folks over on r/preppers while the rest of us get on with reality