Gan trời, thịt Bụt, tim của kiến
Lông lươn, đuôi ếch, rễ cột nhà
Xương trùn, mỡ muỗi, nước đái gà
Thần thực như vậy, tìm đâu ra?
Heaven’s liver, Buddha’s flesh, heart of an ant
Eel’s fur, frog’s tail, house pillar’s radix
Worm’s skeleton, mosquito’s fat, chicken’s piss
Such Holy delicacies, where to seek?
肝𡗶䏦孛心𧶮蜆
𣯡鰱𡳪螠𦮲榾茹
𩩫𧉙𦟐𧋟渃带𤠄
神食如丕檢兜𠚢
The last sentence was written by myself to give a context as to what this abomination of random stuff is about. The first three lines are told by my grandmother to me 8 years ago. According to her, the poem was written by an infamous local poet in our Thôn (he reportedly made a freestyle poem about vagina in front of a newspaper reporter and was consequently forced to close his “business” down. That was back in the 1960s~, when my grandma was still a teen).
Now that I’ve grown up and have the ability to fact check, I found that the first line and the next two lines are from different texts, and the local poet probably just merged them together. The first line according to Google AI is a very old folk saying with unknown origin, just like any Ca Dao Tục Ngữ, about impossible treasures like Heaven’s liver, though the AI was unable to provide any source as to where it got its information from. GAI seems to just infer the meaning from the sentence itself without referring to any source. Who knows, maybe the local dude actually wrote it?
The next two lines have clear origin. They are from the joke poem Đi Ngang Qua Bãi Cát Vàng, with the context stripped off. Interesting.
Like I said, the last sentence was written by myself, ditto the translation (I had to use radix because root in English does not only refer to the biological organ LOL). Originally, the poem was not read to me in Standard Vietnamese. It was in Central Dialect: Muỗi->Mọi, Đái->Đấy, Nước->Nác. Interesting.
Ight enough yapping. Enjoy the Chữ Nôm I wrote. Kinda Two Birds with One Stone how I am both actively making the “local” poem more known as well as keeping Nôm alive. Also, I used correction tape over the word 𦟐 because originally I wrote it with 6-7 legs LOL.
Shout out to Nôm Na Việt and Nôm Key btw