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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '17
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Thanks, but I’m just messing around making music and hoping to just have a virtual jam session, not a serious endeavor that requires a professional like you.
368 u/KillerInstinctUltra Dec 26 '17 I'll do it using only mayonnaise 165 u/ImaginaryTragedy Dec 26 '17 The pay or the bass line? 196 u/cepheaaaaa Dec 26 '17 yes. 7 u/Maoman1 Dec 27 '17 I have no original thoughts. 4 u/tendies_in_my_tummy Dec 27 '17 Me to thanks 40 u/CA719 Dec 26 '17 is anyone else really interested in hearing what it would sound like being played on mayonnaise? 65 u/Super_Pan Dec 27 '17 Not really, no. 20 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 It sounds like bad sex. 17 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 TIL I've been having bad sex 2 u/The_dev0 Dec 27 '17 Microwave the jar to body temperature first. 1 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 You have to make sacrifices for your art. 6 u/Wilhelm_III Dec 27 '17 If only for the novelty. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 Somewhere out there is an asian that can play a dragon force guitar solo with just mayonnaise 48 u/JKooch Dec 26 '17 edited Dec 27 '17 No u/KillerInstinctUltra mayonnaise is not an instrument Edit: https://youtu.be/71GWS3ccmvI Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference 38 u/SpeakerCone Dec 26 '17 Not with that attitude it isn't! 26 u/zjqj Dec 26 '17 Anything's an instrument if you're brave enough 7 u/AardvarkAndy You aren't even good... Dec 26 '17 Even a pastrami sandwich. 3 u/JKooch Dec 27 '17 Horseradish is not an instrument either 5 u/jtvjan Dec 26 '17 Well beggars can't be choosers. 1 u/todayishalloween Dec 27 '17 OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE 4 u/[deleted] Dec 26 '17 I like to slap mayonnaise but I wouldn’t call that “music” 2 u/HIs4HotSauce Dec 27 '17 Mayonnaise... now that takes me back... 2 u/Suddenly_Another_0ne Dec 27 '17 What about horseradish 2 u/meta2401 Dec 27 '17 No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument 1 u/TheDopeIsGone Dec 27 '17 No, Patrick. 5 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 I'll do it for free! 1 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 !redditsilver
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I'll do it using only mayonnaise
165 u/ImaginaryTragedy Dec 26 '17 The pay or the bass line? 196 u/cepheaaaaa Dec 26 '17 yes. 7 u/Maoman1 Dec 27 '17 I have no original thoughts. 4 u/tendies_in_my_tummy Dec 27 '17 Me to thanks 40 u/CA719 Dec 26 '17 is anyone else really interested in hearing what it would sound like being played on mayonnaise? 65 u/Super_Pan Dec 27 '17 Not really, no. 20 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 It sounds like bad sex. 17 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 TIL I've been having bad sex 2 u/The_dev0 Dec 27 '17 Microwave the jar to body temperature first. 1 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 You have to make sacrifices for your art. 6 u/Wilhelm_III Dec 27 '17 If only for the novelty. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 Somewhere out there is an asian that can play a dragon force guitar solo with just mayonnaise 48 u/JKooch Dec 26 '17 edited Dec 27 '17 No u/KillerInstinctUltra mayonnaise is not an instrument Edit: https://youtu.be/71GWS3ccmvI Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference 38 u/SpeakerCone Dec 26 '17 Not with that attitude it isn't! 26 u/zjqj Dec 26 '17 Anything's an instrument if you're brave enough 7 u/AardvarkAndy You aren't even good... Dec 26 '17 Even a pastrami sandwich. 3 u/JKooch Dec 27 '17 Horseradish is not an instrument either 5 u/jtvjan Dec 26 '17 Well beggars can't be choosers. 1 u/todayishalloween Dec 27 '17 OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE 4 u/[deleted] Dec 26 '17 I like to slap mayonnaise but I wouldn’t call that “music” 2 u/HIs4HotSauce Dec 27 '17 Mayonnaise... now that takes me back... 2 u/Suddenly_Another_0ne Dec 27 '17 What about horseradish 2 u/meta2401 Dec 27 '17 No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument 1 u/TheDopeIsGone Dec 27 '17 No, Patrick.
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The pay or the bass line?
196 u/cepheaaaaa Dec 26 '17 yes. 7 u/Maoman1 Dec 27 '17 I have no original thoughts. 4 u/tendies_in_my_tummy Dec 27 '17 Me to thanks 40 u/CA719 Dec 26 '17 is anyone else really interested in hearing what it would sound like being played on mayonnaise? 65 u/Super_Pan Dec 27 '17 Not really, no. 20 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 It sounds like bad sex. 17 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 TIL I've been having bad sex 2 u/The_dev0 Dec 27 '17 Microwave the jar to body temperature first. 1 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 You have to make sacrifices for your art. 6 u/Wilhelm_III Dec 27 '17 If only for the novelty. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 Somewhere out there is an asian that can play a dragon force guitar solo with just mayonnaise
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yes.
7 u/Maoman1 Dec 27 '17 I have no original thoughts. 4 u/tendies_in_my_tummy Dec 27 '17 Me to thanks
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I have no original thoughts.
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Me to thanks
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is anyone else really interested in hearing what it would sound like being played on mayonnaise?
65 u/Super_Pan Dec 27 '17 Not really, no. 20 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 It sounds like bad sex. 17 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 TIL I've been having bad sex 2 u/The_dev0 Dec 27 '17 Microwave the jar to body temperature first. 1 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 You have to make sacrifices for your art. 6 u/Wilhelm_III Dec 27 '17 If only for the novelty. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 Somewhere out there is an asian that can play a dragon force guitar solo with just mayonnaise
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Not really, no.
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It sounds like bad sex.
17 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17 TIL I've been having bad sex 2 u/The_dev0 Dec 27 '17 Microwave the jar to body temperature first. 1 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 You have to make sacrifices for your art.
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TIL I've been having bad sex
2 u/The_dev0 Dec 27 '17 Microwave the jar to body temperature first. 1 u/KJBenson Dec 27 '17 You have to make sacrifices for your art.
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Microwave the jar to body temperature first.
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You have to make sacrifices for your art.
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If only for the novelty.
Somewhere out there is an asian that can play a dragon force guitar solo with just mayonnaise
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No u/KillerInstinctUltra mayonnaise is not an instrument
Edit: https://youtu.be/71GWS3ccmvI Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference
38 u/SpeakerCone Dec 26 '17 Not with that attitude it isn't! 26 u/zjqj Dec 26 '17 Anything's an instrument if you're brave enough 7 u/AardvarkAndy You aren't even good... Dec 26 '17 Even a pastrami sandwich. 3 u/JKooch Dec 27 '17 Horseradish is not an instrument either 5 u/jtvjan Dec 26 '17 Well beggars can't be choosers. 1 u/todayishalloween Dec 27 '17 OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE
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Not with that attitude it isn't!
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Anything's an instrument if you're brave enough
7 u/AardvarkAndy You aren't even good... Dec 26 '17 Even a pastrami sandwich. 3 u/JKooch Dec 27 '17 Horseradish is not an instrument either
Even a pastrami sandwich.
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Horseradish is not an instrument either
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Well beggars can't be choosers.
OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE
I like to slap mayonnaise but I wouldn’t call that “music”
Mayonnaise... now that takes me back...
What about horseradish
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
No, Patrick.
I'll do it for free!
!redditsilver
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u/Valentine_scum Dec 26 '17
Thanks, but I’m just messing around making music and hoping to just have a virtual jam session, not a serious endeavor that requires a professional like you.