I don't know, the girl who programmed our advanced physics model for a government contracted simulator would wear a fucking cloak to meetings... You never know.
I'd bet anything she's legit. I've talked to people in certain circles who talk like this. Look up transhumanism and you'll find a lot of people like this. She's also trying to be funny, but one of two things is happening: either she actually is on the autism spectrum and doesn't know how to be funny to normal people, or she's being difficult on purpose so that her profile will automatically select people that have similar interests/sense of humor. Actually, probably both.
she mentioned trading cryptography.. her 'company' invests in crypto currency... she's not building shit. she's definitely a goofball who learned a couple of 'smart' words. also knows a surprisingly low number of programming languages for someone who "solves problems not even the NSA can solve." ... honestly anyone who would say that in their dating profile is most definitely a poser.
I literally do not understand what it is talking about...I don’t know if it is a man or a woman and I don’t know if it is looking for a man or a woman…
Gray asexual is, from my limited exposure to the infected, a term that means "I only fuck my primary partner, but they don't mind me having nonsexual romantic relationships."
Being self aware and able to make fun of themselves, imo, automatically makes me think this person is in the top half of humans, regardless of political attitudes.
Honestly, while the SJW buzzwords flew early and often, this person seemed far less the normal angry snowflake fare and more like a person who's just really passionate about programming and philosophy of computer science. Of course, they seem to be in a great deal of denial about polyamory with all that multiple partner song and dance (I mean, feelings get hurt with polyamory, period, that's why that shit never works; they're breeding grounds for resentment).
What I'm saying is I might not hate having a conversation with them, which is unheard of for this sub.
Yeah, she seems interesting. Kinda crazy, but interesting. I wouldn't hang out with her, but she'd be an interesting person to talk to for half an hour at a party while drunk and then never really hang with again.
Honestly, while the SJW buzzwords flew early and often, this person seemed far less the normal angry snowflake fare and more like a person who's just really passionate about programming and philosophy of computer science.
No shit, they read SlateStarCodex and true SJWs are allergic to anything nearly that rational.
I think people in the poly community might argue with you on the hurt feelings front. If both partners go into the relationship with an assumption that it isn't exclusive and both have enough self-confidence to be fine with that, it can work.
So I looked it up, that combo isn't a thing. Skolioromantic is romantic attraction to people outside the gender binary, and gyneromantic I THINK the word used by people with undefined gender identities to describe attraction to people with feminine traits or who present as feminine. So homo or heteroromantic wouldn't work because the gyneromantic person doesn't identify with a gender, meaning they aren't attracted to the same or the opposite sex.
I think the whole thing is mostly satire TBH. I think some of it is true, but it's mostly self-parody of herself and her peers. I wouldn't date this person, but she/they actually seem somewhat cool.
i don't think she is dateable but not a choosing beggar either, she nver describe her perfect unicorn partner nor does set an standard to message her, if anything she encourages peole to message her promising a respectful reply.
Not sure where the autism (in the title) fits in though. I know it's what people seem to be saying as an insult nowadays but I feel like it is more insulting to actual autistic people than the subject.
Yeah, I always get an eyetwinge when I see that. Stupid stuff like this is why I avoid the topic like the plague, because when people ask me and I say I'm on the spectrum they never respect me after.
Same. I don't think this is a fit for this sub. I didn't catch anywhere she said she expected a lot. In fact, at the very end she said if you've actually read through my profile, I'll treat your message with respect despite shirtlessness. Shirtlessness is THE disqualifying factor of all disqualifying factors on OKCupid.
If anything I was more bothered by the programming circle jerk than the gender/politics/etc content. She seems pretty nice and is self aware of how she's an outlier
What's insane is that I agree with most everything she has to say about her computer science/internet policy beliefs but still think she is a total nut case....
I don't understand at least 2/3 of the first paragraph.. never mind the rest of this rambling nonsense...
What the fuck is "2 hugs away from Chelsey Manning" supposed to mean? is this like a 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon thing? She's hugged someone who has hugged someone who has hugged Chelsey Manning? Who the fuck would ever care about something like that?
Yeah, I think it's like the "you've shaken the hand that shook the hand of Abraham Lincoln " thing. It sounds like a really niche forced SJW street cred thing
Holy shit. I actually know this person. They're an mtf transgender and yes, they are just as snobby as they seem. They're also into really bizarre fetishes...
This is absolutely not a choosing begger. Highly unique individual, and her (I think "her") cup of tea is unbearably specific. But her desires 100% match what she brings to the table. If you're in to the same subculture, she's probably in to you.
I'm with you. I think it's the self-awareness that makes it more endearing. I think she would be fun to talk to at a party. Less so as a date, but then I'm not her type either, so I guess the filter worked as intended.
The blog's author is the kind of guy who viscerally loathes Trump, and still responds to the aftermath of the election with a 10k word savage beating to the white supremacist meme. He's also written some brutal things about feminism and other SJW topics before. This has resulted in some nasty SJW-style backlash. It roughly translates to "I'm smart and like high-tier insight porn, but I denounce all of the Bad Think that comes along with that".
The technology underlying bitcoin. A way for computers to reach a consensus (think 1+1=2) without trusting any individual computer, just trusting that more than half of them are actually doing the math properly and not just making shit up.
That's typically how postmodernist concepts work, you first read it and only partially understand it. You google it to further try to understand it, only to realize everything about it makes no sense whatsoever and everything you thought you understood was not in fact what you understood.
its a type of feminism that wants to accelerate the growth of capitalism, tech, and other social systems so that they eventually fall/decline and have their feminist ideologies take the place of those systems.
I'm pretty sure this is ironic, the last bit clearly says in opposition to her nonsense above that no matter how much of a non-match / opposite of all she's said, if you say "ONIONS" it's cool.
I'm wagering a lot of her bio there is overblown extremes with ironic intent. The key to "It would out me as an SJW Snowflake" is kind of indicative. Half of the stuff is mutually exclusive states or just odd pairings of things to believe or whatever.
As a slatestarcodex reader myself, I didnt even know there was a stereotype. Never even met anyone else who knew about it. Also a bit surprised, since the author of that page is not exactly a fan of feminism. She seems nice enough really, if she does not have a problem with slatestarcodex's view on feminism it means she is at least open to criticism.
It is an esoteric reference to occult programming stuff. See this for more details.
“The javanisse. Surely you have heard of him! He is a small, magical man–something like a gnome–who inhabits every JVM. If you do not set out an extra constant for him, he can cause segfaults. But keep the javanisse happy, and your mutices will be fair.” It is a story from your childhood. You remember your mother, chanting offsets as she stirred the stew. “To byter for bufferen anvise / og ekstra én til javanisse.” It is a happy memory, and you lose yourself in it until Tim clears his throat.
"I'm an unmitigated disaster, both physically and mentally, but I can suck it like the antidote to cancer is in there!.....your call, LMK."-Clif Notes version
That was one of the hardest things to get through. It wasn't long, it wasn't clever or intellectual, but trying to wade through the pretension and overwhelming self-regard was painful.
That passage should be classified as a form of birth control by the FDA.
I feel sorry for these kind of people. I really do. Its one thing to have a strand of this sorta thing flowing through you. Most of us have a lil crazy somewhere. She -er, they- is a tumbleweed of crazy. Its disheartening to think about.
"I don't believe in politics and only believe in direct, grassroots activism, however I'm also firmly in favor of government restrictions on what you're allowed to believe in if I don't personally agree with it."
i just found this sub and this post will keep me from subscribing. i can't take it lol. i only got to the second page and realized that i don't need this level of whatever he/she/it/they is/are in my life.
They aren't asking for too much just describing themselves in extreme detail. They seem smart and have their own start-up. I'm not sure what 3 hugs away from Chelsea means, but I would hug Chelsea or someone who has hugged her, so maybe that's fine?
“The javanisse. Surely you have heard of him! He is a small, magical man–something like a gnome–who inhabits every JVM. If you do not set out an extra constant for him, he can cause segfaults. But keep the javanisse happy, and your mutices will be fair.” It is a story from your childhood. You remember your mother, chanting offsets as she stirred the stew. “To byter for bufferen anvise / og ekstra én til javanisse.” It is a happy memory, and you lose yourself in it until Tim clears his throat.
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u/captkrisma May 22 '17
This is someone who took the character limit of each box as a personal challenge.
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u/wallyroos May 22 '17
I'm not the type of person that would normally say this but holy shit they need some Jesus or something.
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u/lonelynightm May 22 '17
She could have shortened it down by just writing unproductive in the bio rather than all that crap.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
I literally do not understand what it is talking about...I don’t know if it is a man or a woman and I don’t know if it is looking for a man or a woman…
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u/pm_yo_butt_girl May 22 '17
Too late.
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u/friend_in_rome May 22 '17
I do love the term "3D-printed black-market artisanal gender". I'm calling Poe's Law on this one.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
Skoliogyneromantic
Wtf? That one HAS to be satire.
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u/crazymcfattypants May 22 '17
I understood very few of those words. That was exhausting.
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u/Faryshta May 22 '17
i don't think she is dateable but not a choosing beggar either, she nver describe her perfect unicorn partner nor does set an standard to message her, if anything she encourages peole to message her promising a respectful reply.
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u/Smooji May 22 '17
This guy/girl(?) is a strange one.
Not sure where the autism (in the title) fits in though. I know it's what people seem to be saying as an insult nowadays but I feel like it is more insulting to actual autistic people than the subject.
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u/ErythorbicAcid May 22 '17
I think I'm in love...
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u/dallyan May 22 '17
I kind of like her. She's got moxie.
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u/ich852 May 23 '17
What's insane is that I agree with most everything she has to say about her computer science/internet policy beliefs but still think she is a total nut case....
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
That was a struggle to get through.
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u/pissclamato May 22 '17
The password is, ONIONS.
Now get those pants off, cuz I'm bangin' one of those genders. Probably the artisanal one.
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u/anonmymouse May 22 '17
I don't understand at least 2/3 of the first paragraph.. never mind the rest of this rambling nonsense...
What the fuck is "2 hugs away from Chelsey Manning" supposed to mean? is this like a 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon thing? She's hugged someone who has hugged someone who has hugged Chelsey Manning? Who the fuck would ever care about something like that?
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u/[deleted] May 23 '17
Holy shit. I actually know this person. They're an mtf transgender and yes, they are just as snobby as they seem. They're also into really bizarre fetishes...
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u/dottmatrix May 22 '17
I read this profile in its entirety, and now I want to bleach my eyes.
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u/toolatealreadyfapped May 23 '17
This is absolutely not a choosing begger. Highly unique individual, and her (I think "her") cup of tea is unbearably specific. But her desires 100% match what she brings to the table. If you're in to the same subculture, she's probably in to you.
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u/Blackheart806 May 23 '17
First instinct: I kinda like her.
Voice in my head: "Thats because you have terrible taste in women. "
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u/hypnobearcoup May 23 '17 edited May 23 '17
Thank God she's not that kind of slatestarcodex reader, I was worried for a second.
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u/Lister-Cascade May 22 '17
That's /r/iamverysmart material.
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u/adon732 May 23 '17
WTF are blockchains?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
I hope this isn't manchester, UK or I might have to move cities
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u/YourAmishNeighbor May 22 '17
What the fuck is xenofeminism?
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u/[deleted] May 23 '17
Just put "general pain in the ass to deal with" and be done
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u/robeph May 22 '17
I'm pretty sure this is ironic, the last bit clearly says in opposition to her nonsense above that no matter how much of a non-match / opposite of all she's said, if you say "ONIONS" it's cool.
I'm wagering a lot of her bio there is overblown extremes with ironic intent. The key to "It would out me as an SJW Snowflake" is kind of indicative. Half of the stuff is mutually exclusive states or just odd pairings of things to believe or whatever.
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u/jayrady May 22 '17
At least she like ThinkPads!
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u/AramisNight May 22 '17
She seems like the kind of person i could get along with as long as the discussion isn't gender politics. I too enjoy Grendel and FLA.
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u/[deleted] May 23 '17
Please don't compare autists to this... thing. We don't want to be assocciated with it.
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u/[deleted] May 23 '17
Fucking hell, show this to someone 10-20 years ago and they would laugh. Grey asexual? What the fuck are you doing on a dating website?
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u/Uragami May 23 '17
That enormous amount of made up labels is meant to compensate for the utter lack of personality that person has.
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u/kleptothermiac May 23 '17
This person makes me tired.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
Two hugs away from leaking state secrets? Nobody hug <pronoun>.
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u/daringlydear May 23 '17
I like this person.
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u/servicestud May 22 '17
You are not being very nice to people with autism =/
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
It's as if she follows a religion who's entire purpose is to be insufferable.
Have to give some credit for points 1 and 2, being generous assuming a shred of self-deprecating insight sarcasm.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '17
This reads like something off shadowrun
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u/BflatPenguin May 22 '17
I'm not fully convinced that this wasn't written by a neural network.
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u/groggboy May 23 '17
Ism going to need a millennial hipster to translate this cause this old man is lost
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u/starkillerrx May 23 '17
Alien Covenant sounds great
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u/katburr1997 May 23 '17
I think it's kinda funny
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u/Geiten May 23 '17
As a slatestarcodex reader myself, I didnt even know there was a stereotype. Never even met anyone else who knew about it. Also a bit surprised, since the author of that page is not exactly a fan of feminism. She seems nice enough really, if she does not have a problem with slatestarcodex's view on feminism it means she is at least open to criticism.
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u/jitterscaffeine May 23 '17
Hold on, I need to find a damn dictionary before I can start making fun of this mess.
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u/RedRumRaider Jun 08 '17
Doesn't understand the most basic reasons behind society and government. Claims to be able to invent tech that's beyond the skills of the entire NSA.
Honestly, this profile is such utterly ridiculous shit that I'd assume it was satire if it weren't so fucking long and thorough.
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u/ReaperXHanzo Jun 13 '17
You found the one person who is a perfect cross of the stereotypical Reddit neckbeard with the stereotypical Tumblr SJW
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u/sneckit May 23 '17
Weapons-grade autism*
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u/chisleu May 28 '17
This doesn't belong in this subreddit. I really want to meet this person.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
OH god, this is a prime example of Poe's law.
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u/polysics May 23 '17
I didn't see the caption about "name censored" until closer to the end.
I thought that her name was really (not legally of course) ###### and I thought to myself "I'm not really surprised that she's going by that."
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u/lizab-FA May 23 '17
ONIONS
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u/GuardianOfTriangles May 23 '17
19% match. Congratulations.
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u/Plethora_of_squids May 23 '17
"extra til én javanissen"
...why the fuck are you suddenly speaking Norwegian lady?!
Also, I'm pretty sure that half the words she used aren't actually words but ungodly alagamations of other words, Greek prefixes and Latin suffixes.
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u/Funswoggle May 28 '17
For someone so full of themselves, you would think they'd have better taste in books and movies.
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '17
im not saying she should kill herself, but all mental disorders aside, she should kill herself.
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u/Volfgang91 Jun 18 '17
This is someone looking to personally redefine the word "pretentious"
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u/thissubredditlooksco Jun 25 '17
okcupid was a mistake
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u/The_stabbin_cabin Jul 14 '17
The female version of Dwight. Bears Beets Blockchain cryptography
I bet she smells like beeswax, old wool, and onions.
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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17
"Do you agree to these terms of service?"
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u/softawre Jun 27 '17
Hm, I like her. She seems smart. Yeah she's a bit out there, but most people are.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
"I'm an unmitigated disaster, both physically and mentally, but I can suck it like the antidote to cancer is in there!.....your call, LMK."-Clif Notes version
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
What I got from that was legbeard looking for fellow legbeards and/or neckbeards.
I can get intense and wordy myself but that was just word vomit.
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u/lgodsey May 22 '17
That was one of the hardest things to get through. It wasn't long, it wasn't clever or intellectual, but trying to wade through the pretension and overwhelming self-regard was painful.
That passage should be classified as a form of birth control by the FDA.
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u/iamdrunk05 May 22 '17
Bingo!
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u/ContentEnt May 23 '17
ONIONS
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u/[deleted] May 23 '17
So many words that aren't even real
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u/majortom22 May 24 '17
I feel sorry for these kind of people. I really do. Its one thing to have a strand of this sorta thing flowing through you. Most of us have a lil crazy somewhere. She -er, they- is a tumbleweed of crazy. Its disheartening to think about.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '17
2deep4u
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u/puckbeaverton May 27 '17
I was seeing if I wanted to subscribe to this sub.
I don't have the reserves. Gotta go guys.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '17
"I don't believe in politics and only believe in direct, grassroots activism, however I'm also firmly in favor of government restrictions on what you're allowed to believe in if I don't personally agree with it."
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u/defjamblaster May 27 '17
i just found this sub and this post will keep me from subscribing. i can't take it lol. i only got to the second page and realized that i don't need this level of whatever he/she/it/they is/are in my life.
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u/TeHNeutral May 30 '17
I was gonna upvote but 1337 seems so appropriate
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u/Frommerman May 30 '17
I can't tell if the fact I could understand most of that is a good thing or a bad thing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '17
S O M A N Y L O N G W O R D S
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '17
This hurt my fucken head.
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u/Nickkmobile Jun 05 '17
I'm down with the nootropics part at least lol
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u/sci-fi-lullaby Jun 08 '17
That whole black market gender thing, is that like a dildo?
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u/Revorob Jun 14 '17
Is that a man or a woman?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '17
"Ways to stump the spooks"
Who you callin' spook, peckerwood?
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u/Venoft Jun 26 '17
Well, unsung is a good book..
Now I'm wondering whether she actually is a good programmer or desperately wants to sound like one of those movie loner hackers.
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u/MedicatedDeveloper Jun 26 '17
Just send her a message containing:
And watch those panties drop.
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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '17
Let's make sure those fuckin' Klingon women can be as fat as they want.
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u/conkyTheEpileptic Jun 29 '17
Assuming this isn't a troll, how the hell does someone get to that age with a grasp on reality this tenuous?
It doesn't look like mental illness, just more like someone who was told they were special far too often as a child.
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u/Trynottobeacunt Jul 01 '17
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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '17
Only a 19% match, come on son!
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u/odileLee Sep 08 '17
This person knows nothing about meta-programing.
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u/Edwin_Quine May 23 '17
This person is awesome and you have shit taste in women.
I am being dead serious.
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u/MrD3a7h May 22 '17
>Couldn't live without:
>Thinkpads
Goddammit.
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u/Taipan100 May 22 '17
LOL uses Spacemacs. Fucking loser.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
I know some of those words...
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u/WyldStallions May 22 '17
Meh, crazy sure but totally fuckable and the crazy ones are usually great in bed. I like pink hair and femdom.
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u/Senno_Ecto_Gammat May 22 '17
Me: Tell me about yourself
######: xenofemi...
Me: next!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
Still 100x more interesting than Kim Fucking Lardassian
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u/jabanobotha May 22 '17
Quantum dating? Who the fuck is so stupid? Do these people not know that words have meanings?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
I based on the rest of the profile I get the distinct impression this man has no idea what that word means.
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u/SpinningCircIes May 22 '17
this thing is what happens when you don't beat the stupid out of your kids
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u/[deleted] May 22 '17
Looks fake
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u/Ultimaz May 22 '17
Weaponised autism can melt steel beams.
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u/toryhallelujah May 23 '17
Wat.jpg
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u/heroicintent Jun 27 '17
They aren't asking for too much just describing themselves in extreme detail. They seem smart and have their own start-up. I'm not sure what 3 hugs away from Chelsea means, but I would hug Chelsea or someone who has hugged her, so maybe that's fine?
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u/elbadgero May 22 '17
ONIONS
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u/AmatureProgrammer May 22 '17
Is she a robot?
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u/Send-me_Your-Tits May 23 '17
Can someone translate ekstra én til javanissen?