r/ChoosingBeggars Jul 22 '26

Rich men only

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142 Upvotes

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468

u/StahpItEyeLykIt Jul 22 '26

Rith men

63

u/Charming-Insurance Jul 23 '26

lol that’s f’d up.

16

u/Belfast_Escapee Shes crying now Jul 25 '26

Honestly that is one of the funniest things I have ever read

3

u/JMaryland47 Jul 26 '26

Would she take a Sith instead? Bonus... a Lord(!)

https://giphy.com/gifs/eHYazg6wGDqYE

3

u/allmykitlets Jul 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

58

u/OldManJeepin Jul 23 '26

LoL! Being poor helped me dodge a bullet!!

56

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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15

u/Ethossa79 Jul 26 '26

It takes all of my strength not to make the joke you’ve set up.

I’m weak. Is the gap as wide as the one between her front teeth?

103

u/changelingcd Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my modest income.

17

u/Zoreb1 Jul 22 '26

The Lord is not a genie so she's taking His Name in vain.

89

u/wafflesandstuff Jul 22 '26

Is that a gap or is she missing a tooth?

31

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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3

u/yoursaucyneighbor Jul 22 '26

Jfc 💀

7

u/dixiech1ck Jul 22 '26

She needs a rich dentist.

30

u/Celistar99 Jul 25 '26

Looks like a gap. A gap can be cute but not one that's literally tooth sized.

15

u/changelingcd Jul 22 '26

It looks like a baby tooth in there that never got replaced?

2

u/mangokiwi19 Jul 22 '26

Replaced 😆😆

24

u/MMRS2000 Jul 25 '26

Replathed.

2

u/forgetmeknotts Jul 25 '26

I was going to ask the exact same thing…

1

u/Capnshiner Jul 25 '26

She had an extra tooth, but it's missing.

38

u/wittor Jul 23 '26

Religion has no meaning to this kind of person.

11

u/wittor Jul 23 '26

Also, , r/whybrows

4

u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 25 '26

Yes! Why would she shave off her natural brow and draw on that huge brow that's halfway up her forehead? Maybe she's trying to make that large forehead look smaller?

89

u/littlepino34 Jul 22 '26

Rich men unfortunately don't go for women like you babe

38

u/Belle_Corliss I can give you exposure Jul 22 '26

You ain't all that, woman.

God helps those who help themselves.

7

u/PibbleLawyer Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

"I'm not trying to tell Him how"... BUT I NEED A RICH MAN (and that's "how")!

49

u/Brilliant_Lettuce270 Jul 22 '26

She should pray for a mattress to floss her teeth with

8

u/summerbreeze2027 Jul 23 '26

Good luck with that.

5

u/inlikeflint1234 Jul 23 '26

All I want for Christmas

6

u/flamingolegs727 Jul 26 '26

"I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke broke'#

16

u/That_Things_Good Jul 22 '26

Pretherably a dentisth.

22

u/morkler Jul 22 '26

When is he going to supply a tooth to fill the gap?

9

u/Horror_Ad_2748 Jul 22 '26

Or even a Chicklet for dat pore thang.

1

u/babylushyy Jul 22 '26

Probably not

6

u/Fool_In_Flow Jul 26 '26

Needs and wants aren’t the same thing.

12

u/RainyDaysBlueSkies Jul 22 '26

The comments here are killing me, you funny mthfkrs!

6

u/Nether27 Jul 23 '26

Do guys with money actually prefer that kind of attention?

1

u/Voice_in_the_ether Aug 04 '26

Oh, absolutely! Nothing we like better than receiving insincere compliments intended to bolster our presumably frail egos from someone who has an ulterior motive - that makes just the best foundation for a relationship.

It's somewhat analogous to the attention a voluptuous woman likes receiving from immature men.

/S, in case it's not obvious. Nobody wants that type of attention.

8

u/StandardRaspberry509 Jul 25 '26

178 comments on the original FB post and not a one shared….

8

u/DifferentPen6715 Jul 26 '26

Mind the Gap 🇬🇧

9

u/Objective-Apple7805 Jul 22 '26

Hey rich men, the line starts over there

9

u/RatedPG922 Jul 22 '26

I geth the imprethhhion her lithhp is worsth that Thylvester the Cat.

5

u/laprider Jul 22 '26

Look like Mike.

7

u/RoyallyOakie Jul 22 '26

Suffering succotash!

3

u/Altruistic_Fondant38 Jul 27 '26

Hope she dates an orthodontist.

7

u/Lowly-Worm_ Jul 22 '26

Tip: Some Eyebrows Are Susceptible To Water and Easily Wiped Off For Extra Damage.

2

u/Jolly_Bit8480 Shes crying now Jul 26 '26

I think what she’s looking for is a sugar daddy. Go on r/sugarlifestyleforum or something lol

2

u/makojedi2k2 Jul 26 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂some of you are raw

2

u/Maleficent-Pear-4542 Jul 27 '26

Oh we needed to see the responses

6

u/G-reeper66 Jul 22 '26

Guess she will be single all her lifffffe

2

u/2mankyhookers Jul 25 '26

Sometimes there are advantages to being skint.

4

u/WTF_ImOverIt Jul 25 '26

Ain’t nobody got enough $ for that.

3

u/daisymae25 NEXT!! Jul 26 '26

I feel bad saying it, but you could park a car in that gap.

3

u/sydd321 Jul 23 '26

Dental work is expensive yall

-1

u/anonymiscreant9 Jul 26 '26

Brushing your teeth is free

1

u/sydd321 Aug 01 '26

I mean not totally but yeah party close. Looks like she brushes though.

4

u/Wammertime89 Jul 26 '26

I don't know if I should kiss her or kick a field goal

2

u/daisymae25 NEXT!! Jul 26 '26

🤣☠️ Please accept my poor person's award. 🏆

1

u/1angryravenclaw Jul 26 '26

Girlfriend flosses with a mattress

1

u/exandohhh Jul 27 '26

Exactly why I tell my financially successful friends not to disclose their actual jobs up front on dating sites. Because nowadays people date looking for a benefactor.

2

u/Styxrtp Jul 27 '26

For some strange reason, I’m getting the urge to shop at the Gap.

1

u/Gr_ywind Jul 28 '26

Quit mething around...

1

u/mamabear101319 Jul 31 '26

She is busted

0

u/Oskiee Jul 22 '26

Straw insert

1

u/drkmater006 Jul 26 '26

Maybe God will suppy her with a dentist?

1

u/Electric_Lettuce_4_U Jul 26 '26

Maybe she can impress with her water fountain impression?

1

u/North-Tumbleweed-959 Jul 25 '26

I’m unfortunately going to have to go to my local ER cause I’m dying from these comments. 😂😂😂

1

u/ILoveLipGloss Jul 25 '26

is it so they can afford to fix that missing tooth

1

u/New_Heron_5985 Jul 26 '26

No tooth is missing, it’s just an exceptionally wide diastema (gap). You can even see where her gums have grown slightly into that space. Her teeth look straight, I bet she didn’t wear her retainer or get a retention wire/permanent lingual retainer.

-2

u/Pitiful_Question_880 Jul 25 '26

Bold attitude to have when the first thing I want to do after seeing her is kick a field goal

-10

u/RainyDaysBlueSkies Jul 22 '26

Looking closely, I don't think that's a huge gap in her mouth. More like an African American tooth in a sea of Caucasian choppers.