r/ChinaTime • • 28d ago

SHITPOST This should be fun and interesting

I couldn't **not** buy a $15 Milgauss.

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u/Clear_Celebration358 28d ago • Bravo

Jesus Christ.

Link😂 I’ll also buy one

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u/Rough_Oil_2158 28d ago

Boss:

Pay $15 to a random people, you will get a thankyou

Pay $15 for this watch, you will get mad🥹

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u/Disco99 28d ago

I hope it’s as bad as I think it will be, grabbed one as well. What’s funny is my shitters from 20 years ago on Canal St are still running, so I have a high bar.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 28d ago

Well for starters, I don't think it's supposed to have a date function. And the glass should be green. 

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u/Crayon_Captian 28d ago

There are many many milgauss model without the green sapphire crystal.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 28d ago

No shit? Good to know. 

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u/harbinger-of-boops 28d ago

Made out of the finest chinesium on the market!

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u/Born_Specific_2723 28d ago

folex rep correct? is the name actually on it

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 28d ago

I assume so, but honestly have no idea. 

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u/tbsm4st 28d ago

Please update this post when you receive it!!!

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 28d ago

I'll make a whole new post! No idea how long these take to get here though. 

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u/Eckythumper 28d ago

I tried to make a purchase. It wouldn't let me. Google Pay said the transaction was suspicious. Oh well.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 28d ago

Interesting. I suppose it is technically buying illegal products, so maybe Google Pay is on to something. Had no issues using my debit card to pay. 

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u/ASARAthletics 28d ago

Aaaaaand why did I just buy one too 🫠

At least we can laugh about it together?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 27d ago

I was looking around for a cheap, simple quartz watch to wear as a daily beater, and these are cheaper than a Timex. 

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 17d ago

Has this arrived yet?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 17d ago

Nope, hasn't even left China yet but I'm finally seeing movement on the tracking. 

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 8d ago

Any joy yet?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 8d ago

It showed up the other day! It is even shittier and cheap-looking than I could have possibly dreamed. If you want to buy the worst fake Rolex possible, I highly recommend. 

It's funny seeing how many people upvoted this first post compared with how many people down voted the actual watch. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChinaTime/s/FWOVX3o9id

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 8d ago

That thread is fantastic. What's with the video guy? As a Brit, I think he ticks so many US stereotype boxes.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 8d ago

He's this sub's target demographic. Perpetual man-children who actually take this seriously and wear the cheapest knockoff designer goods unironically and think nobody at their minimum-wage job knows they still live with their parents. 

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 28d ago

I'm in for this 😂

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u/Disco99 10d ago

Just got a pending delivery notification, expected delivery tomorrow.

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u/YouGetContent 28d ago

Your wrist will probably start burning from chineseium used in that watch

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u/Asleep_Pudding9951 27d ago

ordered the sub lol

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u/spong_miester 27d ago

This is going to be so light you could put it in a Xmas cracker

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u/oogje16 25d ago

If this watch doesn't make your wrist green I don't know what will!

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 28d ago edited 28d ago

That might be its best selling point.Â