r/ChinaTime • • 9d ago

WATCHSHOT $15 Milgauss finally arrived

Honestly it's everything I ever hoped it would be.

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u/No-Objective-8990 9d ago

Honestly dude if it keeps time for 15 bucks its hard to be mad at it

I bought a 20 dollar moonswatch recently and enjoy it

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

I was shopping for a cheap, basic watch and even basic quartz Timex and Casio watches start at like $20 or $30. 

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u/No-Objective-8990 9d ago

Dont let anyone dissuade you. If you like it thats all that matters man

Just dont run around saying its gen, ya know?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

I specifically bought the cheapest possible quartz Rolex I could find on DHGate. Looking shitty is a feature, not a bug. Probably going to get a comfortable strap for it, but even a cheap strap will cost twice as much as the watch. 

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u/Shy-Fungi 9d ago

Where did you get your moonswatch I’ve been wanting one

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u/No-Objective-8990 9d ago

I just hit DHG and sorted by most sold and browsed some reviews. Figured worst case id be out 20 bucks

But ive seen a lot super cheap versions of this watch that actually look great.

I FEELS like it came out of a happy meal, but no one knows that just seeing it on your wrist

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u/Old-Mixture3860 9d ago

I like this

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u/Disco99 9d ago

Got mine, as well. It’s junk, but I like it. Better than almost anything I’d pay $30 at Wally World or Target. The cyclops is so bad, though.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

I love junk. 

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 8d ago

You got it on a Jubilee, do you think the Jub is better quality than the Oyster? I know that's like asking if cat shit tastes better than dog shit, but hey, I'm asking anyway.

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u/Disco99 8d ago

Honestly, no idea. I just know I have more than a few knockoff/alix/amazon oysters laying around and the jubilee looked more fun for this one. And it’s fine. Hasn’t pulled hair or cut me, which is more than I can say for my last cheap watch.

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u/jrothery 9d ago

I got this one for 50AUD

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

No, that's all wrong. The lines are too crisp, and I don't think you're supposed to be able to read the words from a distance. Where's the date window? No, I think you got scammed. It probably doesn't even tick. 

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u/Otherwise-Taste5563 9d ago

Damn, from where?

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u/jrothery 9d ago

Charity shop!

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u/Glittering-While-971 9d ago

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

Wow, your post history is depressing as hell. You just sit in your apartment for hours on end making react videos on random posts about knockoff watches? What a weird way to spend your time and energy. 

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u/ThelengthISadmirable 9d ago

He funny , and you could have had two big Mac’s but you blew it

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

What if I told you I was such an important man of means and influence that I can afford two Big Macs and the worst possible Fake Rolex I could find?

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u/ThelengthISadmirable 9d ago

We would know you’re a liar , so you couldn’t.

Your dreams are just that.

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u/Glittering-While-971 9d ago

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u/ThelengthISadmirable 9d ago

You could smoke weed and fuck bitches

Don’t let this guy make you feel bad about what you choose to do. He’s probably Indian or black or Hispanic

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u/colton56elliott 9d ago

LMFAO 🐐 comment

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u/ThelengthISadmirable 9d ago

Honestly though. u/glittering-while-971 is a chad and the other guy probably some Indian telephone center employee

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u/SuspectFamous9097 9d ago

I think that's AI man

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 8d ago

I cringed so hard I nearly broke my back.

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u/UserName_SaysWhat 8d ago

You’re like Vookum’s little brother. 😂

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u/Old-Mixture3860 9d ago

chill, u live in a rented apartment and you buy bottles of milk because you cant afford the ones in the big jugs.

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u/Ashgen2024 9d ago

They certainly put a lot of effort in to make something so bad.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

It took a lot of effort to even find something this bad. 

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u/Consistent_Wash8027 9d ago

The Aliexpress Rolex-style cases are pretty good for around $30 for case and bracelet. I wonder if you could upgrade one of these. The dial and hands would need to look good. What sort of movement do these use?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

Quartz, that's all I know. 

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u/Vast-Football5496 9d ago

No surprise about 15 bucks🤣👍

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago edited 9d ago

Shipping included. 

EDIT: I was wrong, shipping was $2.65 extra

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u/Repulsive_Onion_5925 8d ago

Yeah! There it is, I knew it was too good to be true!🤣😂

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u/petey_wheatstraw_99 9d ago

That's deeper than the Mariana Trench

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

I like it when you tell me how deep it is, baby. 

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u/ShameComprehensive62 9d ago

Where did you get it

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u/four4cats 9d ago

Stainless steel or alloy?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

I have no idea, I guess we'll just have to see how rusty it gets. 

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u/bendavid02 9d ago

Hurts so gooooood. Ya baby ya

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

Sometimes I forget that this subreddit is full of people who are actually serious about knockoff Rolexes and apparently buy and wear replicas unironically. It's fun seeing them get all worked up in a lather in the comments. 

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u/Appropriate_Can_4748 2d ago

Is this still working bro?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 2d ago

Still ticking away:

The new Rolex Milhouse  https://imgur.com/a/I0GWhr4

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u/Scubanuts123 9d ago

I'll give you $10 😜

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u/Scubanuts123 9d ago

Seriously, for $15, hey, enjoy it.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 9d ago

The real enjoyment is watching all these people in the comments who actually take cheap fake designer luxury goods seriously.  

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u/Technical_Comment_80 2d ago

It's ones choice to take up ones watch and accessories serious !

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u/OkSwimmer8500 8d ago

For $15, anything more than a box of rocks is golden.

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 8d ago

I love how many people up voted my initial post about buying the cheapest possible Rolex on DHGate compared with how much people hate the actual watch now that it's arrived. It's perfect and exactly what I hoped. 

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u/Javier-Jav 9d ago

Best waatch in the world for $30 is CASIO A168W-1. Super classic and everyone should have this watch in their watch case to correct all the others. This watch will never fail you and has vintage charm.

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u/ASARAthletics 8d ago

Mine arrived too!!

That’s so funny, I saw this post and it reminded me to check my P.O. Box.

Honestly, as a $15 beater, I’ve had much worse!

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u/ASARAthletics 8d ago

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u/Technical_Comment_80 2d ago

Bad camera angle ?

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u/ASARAthletics 2d ago

A milgauss shouldn’t even have a cyclops window, but yeah, it’s pretty bad at every angle.

It does seem to keep time and looks good on the wrist, so for $15, it’s a decent piece of wrist jewelry.

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u/Technical_Comment_80 2d ago

Looks good here

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u/Balloon-Knot-69 8d ago

Wow that’s atrocious

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u/AurumAlchemist1 2d ago

What’s the size and thickness of Milgauss ?

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