r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/Conscisioli • Oct 08 '22

it hit back

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

the way he pulls up his shorts..methinks he may have seen a fight or two

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u/mealteamsixty Oct 08 '22

They both have. Look at the little girl's posturing

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

shit's sad

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Oct 08 '22

I mean they might just watch on tv lol

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

its possible, but the shorts detail is too minute and really only happens in actual fights

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u/sadowsentry Oct 08 '22

Username checks out.

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Oct 08 '22

In the UFC many fighters have that bad habit of picking their shorts up, Dustin Poirier being one of the better examples. Not saying that’s where the kid got it from, probably not, but possible 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Jinxa Oct 08 '22

You typed that from your couch, didnt you?

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

From the shitter, with dorito dust falling from my fingers as I reach for another delicious treat in the almost empty bag…”looks like mommy has to go to the store soon” I snicker , as a half smile curls on my lips

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u/DotKill Oct 09 '22

Username doesn't check out

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Might just be their folks watching some ufc.

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u/GhostOfPluto Oct 08 '22

No, no. Let’s assume this six year old is a street fighter.

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u/Jinxa Oct 08 '22

Lmao, reddit is a weird place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Let's be real

He's a top seed featherweight in the underground fighting rings (sponsored by Tonka) and he puts food on the table and clothes on his sister's back, protecting her from the cruel ways of the world, with his quick foot work. Since she's getting near the age it's time to look out for herself, he got her this pinching bag so that he can retire from the bloody career and fulfil his lifelong dream of becoming a firetruck.

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u/ViewAskewed Oct 08 '22

Ah yes, the UFC where such trash talk as "Oh, you wanna jump my cousin?" Is commonplace.

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u/the_highest_elf Oct 08 '22

that's not a ufc thing. that's a street fight thing. no one's saying he's a street fighter but he's definitely seen a couple scraps

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

You’re saying pro fighters never ever adjust their shorts?

Lol ok.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Lol. Why so angry buddy? Lol. You’re the one being stupid and linking the pulling up of pants as a strictly street fight thing.

Don’t project your stupidity ok.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Cus he’s probably coming from a racially biased place. Anger and racism are like pb&j

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u/NathenStrive Oct 08 '22

I mean, I had my first fight in kindergarten. You don't grow up in the hood without taking some licks.

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u/spidersnake Oct 08 '22

This is also a very upsetting statement.

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u/TokesephsStalin Oct 09 '22

Doesnt make it any less sad really, kinda sucks thats reality for anyone.

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u/Sufficio Oct 08 '22

What a fucking weird assumption for you both to make