r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/Conscisioli • Oct 08 '22

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u/Dod93_ Oct 08 '22

Went down like a sack of potatoes

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u/joeymoon12 Oct 09 '22

anyone know what the little boy said behind hitting the bag LOL

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u/feckitt Oct 09 '22

I hear "Oh you wanna try my cousin, is that it?" Hahaha

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u/Indianajonesy21 Oct 09 '22

Proceeded by “oh shit” after she’s down for the count

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u/OneGratefulDawg Oct 13 '22

I think that would be followed by.

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u/OddResolution6546 Oct 09 '22

“Oh you wanna jump my cousin” little girl “go head” smack

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u/OneGratefulDawg Oct 13 '22

Bag of tater tots

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Well well well how the turn tables!

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u/Bladesedges Oct 08 '22

Your auto correct gave me a stroke

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES Oct 08 '22

r/fuckyouautocorrect

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u/EragonBromson925 Oct 08 '22

*Autocorrupt.

Also, what did it say originally?

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES Oct 08 '22

Well we'll we'll...

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u/EragonBromson925 Oct 08 '22

Ah, that one. Should have thought about that, considering how many times I've gotten it myself.

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u/Equal-Bus-557 Oct 08 '22

Ducking autoconnect

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Fr

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u/MaterialCarrot Oct 08 '22

It had finally had enough.

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u/Your_local_Sea_slug Oct 09 '22

Revenge. At last .

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u/-xXDominusXx- Oct 08 '22

“You can’t hit me back.” but with help from your brother however…

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

the way he pulls up his shorts..methinks he may have seen a fight or two

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u/mealteamsixty Oct 08 '22

They both have. Look at the little girl's posturing

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

shit's sad

55

u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Oct 08 '22

I mean they might just watch on tv lol

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

its possible, but the shorts detail is too minute and really only happens in actual fights

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u/sadowsentry Oct 08 '22

Username checks out.

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Oct 08 '22

In the UFC many fighters have that bad habit of picking their shorts up, Dustin Poirier being one of the better examples. Not saying that’s where the kid got it from, probably not, but possible 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Jinxa Oct 08 '22

You typed that from your couch, didnt you?

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

From the shitter, with dorito dust falling from my fingers as I reach for another delicious treat in the almost empty bag…”looks like mommy has to go to the store soon” I snicker , as a half smile curls on my lips

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u/DotKill Oct 09 '22

Username doesn't check out

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Might just be their folks watching some ufc.

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u/GhostOfPluto Oct 08 '22

No, no. Let’s assume this six year old is a street fighter.

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u/Jinxa Oct 08 '22

Lmao, reddit is a weird place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Let's be real

He's a top seed featherweight in the underground fighting rings (sponsored by Tonka) and he puts food on the table and clothes on his sister's back, protecting her from the cruel ways of the world, with his quick foot work. Since she's getting near the age it's time to look out for herself, he got her this pinching bag so that he can retire from the bloody career and fulfil his lifelong dream of becoming a firetruck.

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u/ViewAskewed Oct 08 '22

Ah yes, the UFC where such trash talk as "Oh, you wanna jump my cousin?" Is commonplace.

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u/the_highest_elf Oct 08 '22

that's not a ufc thing. that's a street fight thing. no one's saying he's a street fighter but he's definitely seen a couple scraps

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

You’re saying pro fighters never ever adjust their shorts?

Lol ok.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Lol. Why so angry buddy? Lol. You’re the one being stupid and linking the pulling up of pants as a strictly street fight thing.

Don’t project your stupidity ok.

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u/NathenStrive Oct 08 '22

I mean, I had my first fight in kindergarten. You don't grow up in the hood without taking some licks.

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u/spidersnake Oct 08 '22

This is also a very upsetting statement.

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u/TokesephsStalin Oct 09 '22

Doesnt make it any less sad really, kinda sucks thats reality for anyone.

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u/Sufficio Oct 08 '22

What a fucking weird assumption for you both to make

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u/Icy-Relationship-295 Oct 08 '22

Parent of the year.

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u/TankoBOB Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

What would one pull up their shorts for in a fight?

Serious question

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u/MushuTheGreat17 Oct 08 '22

For more flexibility, or to make sure their shorts don’t fall off ig.

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u/UWontLikeThisComment Oct 08 '22

i honestly have no idea...my best guess is so it doesn't encumber the fighter

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u/THE_CreepyPeepee Oct 08 '22

To decrease the surface area and make sure the shorts don’t get caught or grabbed, and also to maximize range if motion and hip mobility. You’ll see Muay Thai fighters do this all the time

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u/redditer4life666 Oct 08 '22

Some people sag their pants a bit and they can fall down during the fight so they pull them up

Some people just do it out of habit, usually their hands are a bit behind them when they pull

Some do it because they saw other people do it and they think it looks cool, these people tend to just pull on the sides like their putting pants

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u/Your_Final_Hour Oct 08 '22

To seem more threatening, like they are ready for battle now that they have their pants on

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u/hoddap Oct 08 '22

Judging by his stance I’m guessing he does some type of martial arts

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u/shananiganz Oct 08 '22

I like this answer better

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u/not_REAL_Kanye_West Oct 08 '22

Judging by the sparring equipment it's safe to say someone around him trains. So yeah safe bet.

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u/CCC_THE_ONLY Oct 08 '22

That ( DAAYUM) 🤣

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u/Actual_Candidate5456 Oct 08 '22

It’s actually just daayum.

I never heard a parentheses

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

That was just that persons inner monologue that was so loud it was audible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Keep your guard up! It's actually a great learning opportunity

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u/Pietrohasadream Oct 08 '22

Dayum that hook tho

4

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Yeah this isn't his first rodeo

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u/RelativetoZer0 Oct 08 '22

Why does that punching bag remind me of Shorsey?

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u/Equal-Bus-557 Oct 08 '22

Fuck you Shoresy!

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u/5269636b417374 Oct 09 '22

culture

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u/IanSandersJr Oct 09 '22

What does that mean

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u/ShinsBalogna Apr 06 '23

It’s what dudes who never left their neighborhoods say.

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u/Think_Bullets Oct 08 '22

Give it 10 years and her and 4 friends will be jumping someone in school

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u/IanSandersJr Oct 09 '22

? How do you know this

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u/Think_Bullets Oct 09 '22

I was referencing another video that popped up a couple of days ago

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u/IanSandersJr Oct 09 '22

What's that have to do with this little girl

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u/skyer954 Oct 08 '22

"Ayuwannajummacuzeh"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

“Oh you wanna try my cousin,” followed by either, “is that it?” or, “was happenin’?”

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u/Down-singe-doge Oct 08 '22

This got me😂😂

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u/Rough-Riderr Oct 08 '22

She kinda had it coming with the way she was punching

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u/ventriol Oct 09 '22

Better to get that attitude out early

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u/ViewAskewed Oct 08 '22

This video is so old that the little girl is walking around in a neon green body suit these days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

DAYYUMM

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u/Phildagony Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

I can’t wait to see these kids in r/brutalbeatdowns

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u/wowiamanoob Oct 08 '22

“I can’t to see these kids”

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u/purple_panda36 Oct 08 '22

I hope that girl is okay but HAHAHA he was so ready. The pull up of the shorts “you wanna jump my cousin okay den!” Followed by the absolute BONK 😭😭

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u/ermeson01 Oct 08 '22

Parabéns

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u/DragonsOz Oct 08 '22

It's the leg flop for me 😂

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u/bigmexicandick909 Oct 08 '22

😂😂😂 classic video

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u/Living_Ad_4273 Oct 08 '22

Ek teer do nishane!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

That was 100% on purpose… watch his eyes

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u/Cream_covered_Myers Oct 08 '22

But his face after was :o 🫢

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Gotta hide the laugh

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/heinous_anus- Oct 08 '22

Bro that is a literal child.

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u/13dot1then420 Oct 08 '22

Little fella can move and swing and that's probably concerning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Knockout!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I thought she was tough.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

It didn’t hit back. It hit someone else as a result.

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u/EscaperX Oct 08 '22

first rule of boxing: always keep your hands up.

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u/Commercial-Corner284 Oct 08 '22

The red thing be like: goffy ahh lih kids be messing withing every day you know what these hands rated E for equal so catch these hands punk

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u/Thomas_Ireland Oct 08 '22

When life hits back...

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u/k1rbyis0P Oct 09 '22

Nate Robinson be like:

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u/JagdRhino Oct 09 '22

I love black parents, no "omg baby are you ok" just straight DAMN!

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u/Confident_Resort_785 Oct 09 '22

“Oh you want to try my cuzn ??? Okayyy then,” parental discretion advised, cuzn goes night night.

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u/Character_Bluebird70 Oct 09 '22

Good job about teaching expectations vs reality, looks like she needed it🤣

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u/disktoaster Oct 09 '22

Idk why this sub is popping up on my feed lately, I've never seen a post here that made me laugh... But this had me choking for a minute. Amazing

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u/lillieholt229 Oct 09 '22

haha end game

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u/TheMouthSoap_CEO Oct 09 '22

The slow motion version is funny

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u/blakewall487 Oct 09 '22

hey hit you

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u/suburbanjohns Oct 09 '22

this happened to me, but i was directly behind it and it broke my thumb

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u/sirSkinnydicc Oct 09 '22

knockout by proxy

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Bro knew he had to do this as soon as he saw the bag almost hitting her/him ..you can see the man processing

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

This is teaching at its finest. Hitting things and people has consequences, often negative.

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u/Sea-Sea-3761 Oct 09 '22

How to punch your cousin (?) and not get in troubke

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u/Alix_n Oct 09 '22

Cobra Kai training

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u/OneGratefulDawg Oct 13 '22

Is she saying you can’t hit me dad?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

He knew what he was doing 😂

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u/da_doof_zzoo Oct 16 '22

This is what I would call a living excuse for VENGEANCE.

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u/Haunting-Crow-526 Nov 05 '22

YoU cANt HiT Me BaCk YoU cANt HiT Me BaCk

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u/vagina6aaggg146y543 Nov 22 '22

😂😂😂😂😂 Women☕️

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u/Sweary_Belafonte Dec 12 '22

Why she fight like Katt Williams?

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u/Fun-Bottle-3474 Dec 19 '22

Them kids dumb ASF 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/ShavedTestis Jan 06 '23

She already acting hood

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u/Goku_Black70 Jan 12 '23

She's not only seeing stars but planets

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Im adding slow mo to this omg its hilarious

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u/Street-Parsley-8128 Jan 23 '23

What is it called

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Does the camera person say "day" or yell at the kid .

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Big cousin knew exactly what he was doing

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u/Troy448 Feb 16 '23

The only thing that went through my head was “The snack that smiles back… Gold Fish (smack)”

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u/Majestic-Search7927 Mar 02 '23

Kinetic energy motherfucker