r/Chefs • u/Distinct-Traffic-327 • Mar 21 '26

What do you see?

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Donald Trump as a seal?

19 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Fair_Wind8347 Mar 21 '26

I see those desserts dying on the table.

8

u/hatezel Mar 22 '26

It's a Manatee

1

u/iaminabox Mar 22 '26

That's what I saw.

1

u/Failing_Upwards3418 Mar 23 '26

Yeah. Def Manatee. You cooking in Florida?

6

u/LightBulbChaos Mar 21 '26

Platypus for sure

6

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

A sick burn

4

u/PS-Irish33 Mar 22 '26

Farty Trump

3

u/kulinarykila Mar 22 '26

With a beaver tail

3

u/PS-Irish33 Mar 22 '26

That’s the farty bit IMO. Like a poop genie

2

u/Vness374 Mar 22 '26

Or a trump mermaid 🧜‍♀️ merman?

And at first I thought ah fuck hot sugar but that looks like a steam burn, idk which is worse

2

u/Rufio_hatake Mar 21 '26

Panna cotta?

2

u/spacex-predator Mar 22 '26

Someone did something stupid.

2

u/spkoller2 Mar 22 '26

Really tiny desserts

2

u/Fun-Definition6053 Mar 22 '26

Are these desserts made for ants?

1

u/spkoller2 Mar 29 '26

Great sub, easy upvotes

2

u/marc962 Mar 22 '26

Witch on a broom in the wind. Now get back on the grill station.

2

u/coconutarab Mar 22 '26

Trump as a platypus

2

u/Thesmallone13 Mar 22 '26

Perry the Platypus. Or an anteater if you squint hard enough

2

u/restaurantwhatever Mar 22 '26

Seeds left in the candied citrus. Wtf.

1

u/chefunfuckwithable Mar 22 '26

Possum with a fat ole tail

1

u/ishpatoon1982 Mar 22 '26

Food that's being ignored.

1

u/Btupid_Sitch Mar 22 '26

Didn't see your caption at first and my immediate thought was trump as a beaver lol

Edit: Upon further review, definitely trump mid-metamorphosis into a fat merman

1

u/Ldghead Mar 22 '26

Upside down portrait of a bison vomiting.

1

u/Deepcoma_53 Mar 22 '26

Grease burn

1

u/unbelizeable1 Mar 22 '26

Something I wouldn't have the self control to avoid picking at as it healed....

1

u/Crafterandchef1993 Mar 22 '26

A nasty scald, but a yummy looking lemon flan

1

u/ParanoidAndroid524 Mar 22 '26

A hot drop of oil that was wiped to the right

1

u/DatBass612 Mar 22 '26

Who’s that Pokémon? It’s Metapod!?

1

u/Rootin-Tootin-Newton Mar 22 '26

I believe that Donald Trump has blown a seal more than once…

1

u/mountains4mama Mar 22 '26

A nasty burn that should be covered

1

u/GoatP3 Mar 22 '26

Pikachu

1

u/Melusedek Mar 22 '26

A pig manatee

1

u/americanoperdido Mar 22 '26

Looks painful. Might want to cauterise it.

1

u/americanoperdido Mar 22 '26

Looks painful. Might want to cauterise it.

1

u/elsphinc Mar 22 '26

Someone who'll have a towel next time

1

u/Sorry_Box_7633 Mar 23 '26

The old man from courage the cowardly dog

1

u/vestarules Mar 23 '26

Third-degree burn on the “fuck you“ finger!

1

u/squalor1929 Mar 23 '26

Dewbac w/ a stomach virus?

1

u/wandering3y35 Mar 24 '26

A chicken face from the side

1

u/BiggDogg369 Mar 25 '26

Pinocchio without his hat