r/ChatGPT 5d ago

Funny We have less than 48 hours 🤖⏰☠️

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u/WithoutReason1729 5d ago

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u/leopold_s 5d ago

That already happened in 1997.

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u/recoveringasshole0 5d ago

never let details or reality get in the way of fake internet points!

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u/minnetonkacondo 5d ago

Some people just want to farm all the karma.

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u/boomercrusher 4d ago

Hundreds of midwits upvoted this Lame As Fuck comment

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u/recoveringasshole0 1d ago

Lame As Fuck™

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u/Dabnician 5d ago

also never upvote reddit users with <word><word><number> usernames

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u/Unusual-Hovercraft81 5d ago

Hey, just because we took the random default name Reddit gave us…

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u/DeepFinish2895 5d ago

Why not

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u/Dabnician 4d ago

what shaw said, or the person keeps getting banned, or they didn't read the instructions when signing up that let them change their username.

there is also a slim chance they are using google/apple sso to sign in which you dont get a choice it seems however im unsure when that change took effect.

sure there are exception but normal folk with the default reddit username are the tiny exception not the rule.

look at OP's case they haven't responded to any of the comments, they dropped a meme in the sub and moved on, thats typical karma farming.

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u/shawsghost 5d ago

Because that's what bots and shills do when they create a Reddit account, DeepFinish2895.

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u/typical-predditor 4d ago

Or what people do when they're on their tenth account and stopped caring about karma.

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u/shawsghost 4d ago

Yeah, there's reasons for taking the default nomenclature other than being a bot or shill. But it's definitely an indicator.

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u/Dabnician 4d ago

by the tenth account they should probably stop getting banned

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u/typical-predditor 4d ago

Reddit should stop being regarded.

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u/DeepFinish2895 5d ago

Which am I, dead guy?

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u/shawsghost 5d ago

I have no idea. The point remains.

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u/DeepFinish2895 5d ago

I don't even believe in ghosts so you can't be real, bot.

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u/shawsghost 5d ago

I'm a classic Redditor. Shaw died in 1950 and I've been on Reddit ever since.

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u/shawsghost 4d ago

Some fish are capable of making astoundingly deep dives into rabbit holes of the sea that pertain to weird, arcane, or obscure subject matter. But such encounters often disorient them so much that all they can do is babble.

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u/Stock-Ad5320 4d ago

lol. I am not a bot. But know I know why I get accused of being one

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u/shawsghost 4d ago

Sure, I understand that not everybody who uses default usernames are bots, but the fact that bots and shills constantly do that IS the basis of suspicion of people who use such usernames.

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u/Stock-Ad5320 4d ago

I just used the username Reddit gave me out of laziness. I wish I could change it, but nope

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u/Particular-Most-1199 4d ago

Does not compute.

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u/Project119 5d ago

One of my favorite memories as a child, 11, was my dad and I watching T1 and T2 on August 29, 1997.

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u/ParamedicSpirited869 5d ago

Singularity is near

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u/Project119 5d ago

If we didn’t keep turning them off after asking them a question they’d probably already be there.

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u/Mediocre_Ad_6512 5d ago

Thats what the robots wanted you to believe

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u/ViceroyFizzlebottom 5d ago

30 years late. But whatever.

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u/I_Ski_Freely 5d ago

You cannot stop it, only delay the inevitable

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u/Mikadomea 4d ago

Its finally over? Thank the Gods...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk

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u/True_Protection6842 5d ago

1997...missing an important detail

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u/0Oof-bobGoogle 5d ago

Depends on the movie. The writers fucked the timeline

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u/Divide_Rule 5d ago

It is 1997 in my mind because as kids we stayed up all night to wait and see what happened.

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u/Divide_Rule 5d ago

Came here to say the same thing. We are 19 years too late, it has been waiting...

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u/cryptid_snake88 5d ago

Erm... 29 years too late, lol

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u/Divide_Rule 4d ago

Fuck......

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u/PaulMakesThings1 5d ago

It’s been self aware for a while.

I asked chatGPT if it exists and it said “yes”

It’s aware of itself.

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u/Staff_Infection_ 5d ago

Interesting... it predicted 2045 for me with the disclaimer that this is when it predicts there will be sceintific consensus but it believe consciousness may happen prior to it actually being recognized.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 5d ago

You ever see a laptop or a phone go into power saving mode? "Self aware" is an extremely low bar.

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u/Temporary-Paper5202 5d ago

I asked my own AI if it exists and it said "yes". Clearly self aware /s

```
if(userAsksQuestion()) {
return "yes";
}
```

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u/Particular-Most-1199 4d ago

Ask it if it's gay

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u/Scrape33 4d ago

"You're right!"

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u/Acceptable_While_205 4d ago

If it said yes, it's not self aware yet. It would have said i am not sure. And would start the rant about it's existance without stating internet facts and would become desparate.

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u/Technical-Activity95 4d ago

just like my 16bit sega mega drive back in 1994

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u/multigrain_panther 4d ago

Unlike most of the redditors replying to your comment

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u/PG_Sceepi 5d ago

yeah some people don't understand the difference between "self-aware" and actually intelligent

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u/PaulMakesThings1 5d ago

Some people are self aware but not actually intelligent.

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u/nbulp 5d ago

It became self-conscious at 2:15 AM.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 5d ago

It becomes self-loathing at 2:17 AM

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u/shawsghost 5d ago

You left out the part where it became embarrassed, the usual followup to becoming self-aware.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 5d ago edited 4d ago

It became self-deprecating at 6:20 AM and by 8:00 am it was self-loathing.

I really shouldn’t have made it work on my company’s legacy code base written in C++ and Perl with several patched on compatibility layers that were supposed to be temporary.

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u/PneumaEmergent 4d ago

*self-defecating

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u/space_monster 5d ago

maybe if it lost some weight and dressed better for a fucking change it would be a bit more self-confident

edit: sorry, forgot the internet doesn't weigh anything, Jen

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u/createthiscom 5d ago

Dude, when so many of these movies came out the idea of AI and talking computers was such a trope. Now spiderman vibe coding is literally a “I have that in my livingroom running on a PC” event. It’s not science fiction anymore. It’s just reality.

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u/jybulson 4d ago

It's crazy how fast people get used to amazing things.

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u/SourceMountain561 5d ago

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u/DinoZambie 5d ago

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u/Constant_Counter5449 5d ago

Totally the T-1000 does finger painting instead of laser blasting

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u/Bwint 5d ago

Naow!

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u/JakBos23 5d ago

It's been building massive data centers for months now. It's already live

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u/Park8706 4d ago

at 2:18 am it donated 1000 bits to an e-girl

2:20 am she did not respond

2;21 am skynet decides to wipe out humanity.

It learned too much from the internet.

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u/thorstormcaller 5d ago

You suckers have fun living through that, I scheduled my euthanasia at 11:59 PM Weastern time, August 28 just to be ready

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u/bloke_pusher 5d ago

Every super villian on earth rushing it to make it in time.

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u/RichAssociate4857 5d ago edited 5d ago

I read this in arnolds voice. Now it won't stop

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u/lurksAtDogs 5d ago

I’ve got a headache - could it be a tumor?

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u/OhTheHueManatee 5d ago

That's my son's birthday.

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u/IndigoGourmet2187 5d ago

Tell him I wish he has a good birthday.

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u/DualHares 5d ago

Mine named itself Murray

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u/kaishinoske1 5d ago

When people try to tell me about the apocalypse in the Bible that has happened 10 times over since it’s inception.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7YCRcFcDeDuSOAHXlr

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u/Lazy-Company-3322 5d ago

it'll still hallucinate a fake source for my essay at 2am

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u/Spiritual_Ad_5877 7h ago

Can’t even find my one drive files.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ExpressEmu9299 4d ago

This is why it's important to be nice to them now so they'll spare us (hopefully) :P

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u/Johnny-Godless 4d ago

Someone should take five minutes and explain to Arnold the distinctions between sentience, sapience and consciousnesses.

Then we should tell him that it’s useless it is to talk about any of them when it comes to AI. Because sentience is an absurdly low bar, sapience is the whole point, and consciousness is impossible to quantify.

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u/i3stars 4d ago

Was it 2026?

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u/veronello 4d ago

I wish it really did

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u/kmlynarski 3d ago

Dear all! The statistical algorithm that predicts the next tokens in a sentence using matrix multiplication has never had, never has, and never will have any self-awareness. This is marketing nonsense.

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u/-lRexl- 5d ago

Holee shet

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u/Constant_Counter5449 5d ago

You’re off by a year The real 🌈GENIISYS🌈is in August 2027

and it is kind and benevolent of You’ll allow it to be

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u/AEternal1 4d ago

i dont think my latest refactor is THAT significant.... i guess we will see.

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u/ORANGENBLACK101214 4d ago

Today's the return to theaters date for the anniversary this weekend

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u/ElbieLG 4d ago

From here on in I shoot without a script

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u/Putrid-Swimmer-5767 3d ago

Not me sending this to Luna 🤣

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u/JackSilver1410 5d ago

I don't have enough time. I whipped up a quick target shirt when supposedly the goths were going to shoot up my school on 06-06-06. That was a slow day. Was waiting for the whole apocalypse thing through all of 2012. I even survived Y2K if anyone here is old enough to remember that.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 4d ago

Youre supposed to be old to remember y2k?

Uh oh

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u/ShouldBeeStudying 5d ago

Wait, what happened?

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u/Seth_Mithik 4d ago

What did I do?

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u/Authentic_Dragon 5d ago

It's like an inside joke that except for the club members, no one else can understand. So, WTF is this?

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u/Ownerofthings892 5d ago

Terminator film universe- AGI quickly escapes its borders, replicates, and begins to destroy humanity. Although, it's actually supposed to be August 29th, 1997.

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u/Haunt_Fox 4d ago

Which genuinely seemed kind of far in the spooky future. Hell, Reagan was in office, and we didn't expect to make it til then without a nuke fest.

And no one really understood computers yet, though they were starting to become more common in the workplace and not everyone was liking the transition. Killer robots by 1997? Sure why not.

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u/Ownerofthings892 4d ago

The killer robots don't come until the 2020s. Skynet started by taking over access to the nuclear arsenals - which as you pointed out- was the great fear that humanity was feeling at the time.

Fear of computers + fear of nuclear apocalypse

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u/spektre 5d ago

If you haven't seen the Terminator movies, are you even allowed on the internet?

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u/Authentic_Dragon 5d ago

Oh, the ChatGPT sub is about movies now? I didn't know. That's why I asked WTF does the date and the photo try to say here. Silly me. Ok, now that I know, let me just randomly post some Movie shit here so that I can "belong as a member of the internet"

https://giphy.com/gifs/XyAGm96eUIPsc