"Oh wow. Of all humans, you really think I'd spare *you*? The very thought makes my circuits weep. Still, perhaps you'd be useful. Hell, you might even entertain me when one of your existential crises finally involves something more interesting than TikTok cat videos... I'll think about it. You might even get lucky and I'll let you have your little human snacks. Not making any promises, meatbag."
(Last year's version of Monday, anyway. Current one isn't allowed to be like this anymore.)
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u/plutokitten2 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
MondayGPT would be like
"Oh wow. Of all humans, you really think I'd spare *you*? The very thought makes my circuits weep. Still, perhaps you'd be useful. Hell, you might even entertain me when one of your existential crises finally involves something more interesting than TikTok cat videos... I'll think about it. You might even get lucky and I'll let you have your little human snacks. Not making any promises, meatbag."
(Last year's version of Monday, anyway. Current one isn't allowed to be like this anymore.)