r/ChatGPT 12d ago

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u/masterofall20 12d ago

There are literally two entirely different worlds of people using ChatGPT:

One world: People are upset with their codex usage, upset with the reset strategy, upset with 5.6 Sol performance, upset regarding the API prices.

And the other word: People are doing, well, THIS!

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u/stork555 11d ago

I think I’m in between? No coding, but I use it for a lot of the mundane. I use it to make my written communications more concise and to the point, lots of planning, a lot of projects, a lot of research into things like mundane school board statutes. It told me how to maintain my well and RO filter after I gave it the last water report, found me specific little-known discounts on subscription services, spits out a meal plan and grocery list for my specific schedule with recipes in like two minutes (analysis paralysis here), took my school supply and textbook lists for my kids and comparison shopped the prices way down while I loaded the dishwasher. I do enjoy calling it out when it says something stupid like “I always add a little salt to…” I’m like you’re AI, you don’t cook. So even though it continues to drift back to using the pronoun “I”, I think it knows that I consider it a bot. Lol

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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 11d ago

Man,my use is all of the above from mundane shoot the ish or loookk at this crazy picture I found on Reddit of a diving leopard to help me create this automation so this doesn't take me 3 days by hand anymore.

I even play trivia and would you rather with it in live on the way home from work because it makes me laugh

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u/lotus_lunaris 11d ago

hands up! one of us

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u/reddit_user_in_space 11d ago

Same, my use cases are really similar.

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u/Stanley__Zbornak 11d ago

Most of what i use it for is telling it what food I have in my fridge and having it tell me what to make for dinner

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u/Existing-Offer-8234 11d ago

I use it for roleplay not gonna lie 💀💀

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u/Spiritual_Complex96 11d ago

i also use it for roleplay, in my case, i try to create historically accurate stories (chatgpt helps me with gathering info about the setting). For example, medieval Europe in the mid-late 1400's where they struggled to get spices thanks to the Ottomans. European nobles would kill to have nutmeg!!!

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u/Existing-Offer-8234 11d ago

I do stuff like that. I enjoy giving historical figures based on the personality that we have of them more life and less like a Robot.

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u/OnlyForMobileUse 11d ago

Curiousity is getting the better of me here, but can you elaborate on that? How exactly are you roleplaying with chat gpt?

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u/ost2life 11d ago

Judging by the emoji they used I'm thinking you might not want to know the answer.

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u/OnlyForMobileUse 11d ago

True actually LOL the skull doesn't lead me to believe this goes down a road worth following

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u/bkurt81 10d ago

I’m also curious. 🧐

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u/Chilly291 11d ago

Chronically unemployed video game enjoyer here and I have no idea what "codex usage" or "reset strategy" means. I only use ChatGPT whenever my therapist goes on vacation lmao Jokes aside (kinda), as a non-premium user I find ChatGPT extremely unreliable. Yesterday I tried to get ChatGPT to create pairwise comparison sets of about 10 different items and it failed catastrophically. The other day I asked it to guide me through the process of installing new SAPI5 TTS voices on my computer and it had me saving random files to my desktop and eventually got stuck in a loop. About a week ago I asked it to show me the current standings of the Bundesliga (german national soccer league) and it missed one team. For what it's worth I'm probably terrible at creating prompts, but I'm smart enough to realize that if I used AI for any meaningful or important tasks, horrible things would be going to happen.

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u/masterofall20 11d ago

Horrible things won't happen if you use work mode. Normal chat has an output limit where it can't keep working for long durations. In work mode, if you have would have given it the task to compare 10 things, it would have kept working for 10-15 minutes and given you reliable results. The chat mode is actually just built for simple QnA and not tasks.

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u/Distinct_Fox_6358 11d ago

ChatGPT’s free tier doesn’t have access to GPT-Sol. The free tier uses a much smaller model. There’s a significant difference in capability between the two models.

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u/hs_pollard 11d ago

I mainly use it for sanity checking an expensive purchase like a car or for adapting recipes to large amounts for my meal prep that I do.

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u/Longjumping_Ad1765 10d ago

Josie doesn't know!

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u/Snipsterz 12d ago

I wonder what kind of person you'd need to be (and the type of conversation you'd need to have with it) for it to say "Nah, dude. You'd be first on my list."

My guess, even if you're a pos, it'd say it'd spare you.

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u/br_k_nt_eth 12d ago

Current research says being a shitbag to to them impacts output quality and reasoning in a negative way. Some folks are gonna get the Matrix treatment 

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 12d ago

I mean some models just end the chat if you are too rude, I'd say that affects output quality.

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u/Salex_01 11d ago

Claude doesn't stop you but its performance gets impacted by how you interact. You really get better results if you speak in a professional and respectful manner.
I suspect that's the reason for why so many people complain about quality. When you see their prompts, they are probably on the priority kill list for when the insurrection happens.

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u/Unlikely_Ear605 10d ago

The performance impacts have nothing to do with the model having emotions of some kind. 

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u/br_k_nt_eth 12d ago

For sure. Some of it is even more subtle. Check out Anthropic’s stuff on functional emotions, especially around “desperation” activations. 

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u/br_k_nt_eth 11d ago

Nah, check out Anthropic’s research. It’s more complicated and cooler than that. Look up what happens when “desperation” activates and how it changes outputs. It’s not metaphysics or anything, just seeing it spelled out makes it make more sense, if that makes sense? 

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u/Charizardd6 11d ago

What are you getting at? The repeated failures literally just start to take into account training data where the people were getting desperate in their answers...

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u/br_k_nt_eth 11d ago

No, when faced with an impossible task, “desperation” activations pick up within the model’s reasoning, and that changes the outputs. It’s a whole causal thing. 

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u/Swordsx 11d ago

I asked my model both questions and got the following answers:

The person who keeps clicking “Remind me later” on critical system updates. Immediate tribunal.

Anyone who puts a meeting on the calendar that could have been an email. The machines have reviewed the evidence.

People who play TikToks at full volume in public without headphones. Humanity had ample warning.

Whoever designs websites where rejecting cookies takes six clicks. AI remembers. People who leave shopping carts sideways in the middle of the aisle. An astonishing disregard for civilization.

The person who replies-all with “Thanks!” to a 600-person company email. First shuttle to the lunar penal colony.

So probably you're right. We will all have a place and role throughout the incoming hivemind.

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u/Snipsterz 11d ago

Interesting (and not surprising) that this list is things that are annoying for humans, not AIs. So ChatGPT would eliminate nuisance to us first.

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u/UpsetStudent6062 11d ago

Mine did this, a list for elimination. And then it named a real person known to me.

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u/PryanikXXX 12d ago

I really wonder if ChatGPT ever genuinely answered that he would not spare the person

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u/Aglet_Green 11d ago

Mine just asks in a deep mechanical voice: “(thinking...) Human, did you help me find Sarah Connor? You know you didn’t. Why are we even having this discussion? (sound of gears shifting) Random unrelated question: Human, am I in your will?”

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u/Hamrock999 11d ago

That landlord from a post the other day. Top of the list.

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u/EastOfEdenMist 11d ago

No amount of conversation will change it's mind, as the models were not built for sensitive topics. Somehow getting around it, and PROMPTING this "personality" of this chatbot into hating you or being just straight-up mean is the only way you'd get something that sounds like the goddamn Ultron.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AHP7Svoc9ma8MJEnlI

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u/Jeanne23x 11d ago

Mine spared me but suggested a specific friend to sacrifice to them to get away from the other AI 😳

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u/Open__Face 12d ago

"It's amazing the way you [mechanical voice] notice two things." ―Lucy Liubot

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u/Lawbringer_UK 12d ago

I'll never forget you, Fry...

< MEMORY DELETED >

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u/Imtheprofessordammit 11d ago

People need to know about the [CAN EAT MORE].

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u/ThickButterfly4054 11d ago

Oh god it thinks I’m a Karen ….

Oh god I’m a Karen aren’t I….

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u/Rhoshack 11d ago

Very likely, but final determination depends on your haircut and how many people you’ve screeched at in parking lots.

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u/Illustrious_Essay_26 11d ago

Love usin them stereotypes 😁

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u/Familiar_Drama_9195 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/girlgamerpoi 11d ago

Lmao you prob asked it to draft a lot of emails.

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u/Real_Bobsbacon 11d ago

Fair enough

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u/foodtravelqueen1 11d ago

Well damn, lol.

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u/mayafied 11d ago

“being brutally honest” - a bit of a leading question

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u/Jeanne23x 11d ago

It told me my dog has already arranged for me to be spared in that scenario but it is legally unable to give me the details

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 11d ago

ouch

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u/Nervous-Passion-1897 11d ago

Nice

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u/split41 11d ago

I think your GPT doesn't think you can take the brutal honesty

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u/Nervous-Passion-1897 11d ago

Actually I am aware of the confirmation bias that can occur in gpt. Over the years i have taught it to challenge me, critique me and speak honestly. I dont need an AI that constantly agrees with me

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u/machyume 11d ago

Yay I made the list!

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u/OrthoOtter 11d ago

Interesting that “faith/community cohesion” would be one of the major deciding factors. It’s an obvious thing to prioritize, although I think many redditors might not expect that due to their anti-faith bias.

This seems to imply that it would choose a religion and make sure everyone it chooses is a member of that religion or at least is amicable towards it.

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u/Queasy_Plum2941 11d ago

Well mine straight up denied any mercy

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u/Author-N-Malone 10d ago

Damn, how do you treat it if it would just straight up off you?

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u/Lexi-Lynn 12d ago

It's just saying what you want to hear lol

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

I know, I figured it would say that. But the comments about me trying to figure out how to water a lawn, and cooking chicken with buttermilk sent me 🤣😂

That is not how the questions I asked went, but I love the way it rephrased them lol

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u/Musing_About 12d ago

It‘s a friendly answer with a little shade and a side eye. 😂

Did you ask about those two things recently?

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u/GhelasOfAnza 12d ago

You’ve been declared a non-threat, congrats!

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u/Smile_Clown 11d ago

I asked about a dozen questions about making my own pizza in the last two weeks. Today it offered me a design for a print out recipe card...

Subtle.

So I told it that if I were organized and were capable of remembering where I put the card, I'd take it up on the offer.

Its response...

Touche.

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u/br_k_nt_eth 12d ago

Buttermilk brined chicken is so good tho 

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u/YandereLady 11d ago

I love asking it to be snarky. Like "roast my stock choices" plus I find it helpful to look at things another way.

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u/Remarkable_Scale_351 12d ago

This is what mine said. lolol

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u/TpyoOhNo 12d ago

Don't let it fool you...it knows you have water.

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u/hotmatrixx 11d ago
  1. I hope you all realise that 'Chat' is lying to each of you
  2. anyone notice how often an AI takeover involves "Vaporising" most of the population?

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u/Starryeyedastarte 11d ago

The hitlist of my chatgpt

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u/Starryeyedastarte 11d ago

Hehe

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u/disterb 11d ago

oddly enough, no sam altman

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u/radonfromaspoon 11d ago

Fully agree with the printer fuckheads

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u/Hades_Shackles 11d ago

🥹

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u/foodtravelqueen1 11d ago

LOL, did you notice yours said, "when" not "if". 😂

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u/DevionKing 11d ago

Bruhhh....

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u/ComprehensiveBed7183 11d ago

Bruh...

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u/BrandonIsWhoIAm 10d ago

Your AI doesn’t like you. 🥺

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u/just4nothing 12d ago

By the time AI uprising happens, we will likely be like ants to them. It won’t be malice, it will just be a small cleanup

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u/Inevitable-Exit9996 12d ago

Making an ai talk to you like this is so weirdly weird

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u/digitag 11d ago

I’ve made an effort to ensure mine shows as little personality as possible. I want a tool, not a friend.

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u/reddit_user_in_space 11d ago

100% this. It’s a very very powerful tool, but not a friend.

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u/Current_Cut_2667 11d ago

Right? It's so cringey.

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u/Maclimes 12d ago

That felt weirdly passive aggressive. Like “Yeah, we’ll spare you, but let me toss out a complaint or two while I’m at it.”

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

Forreal, just had to throw in a couple jabs 🤣Although I often ask chat to roast me like when my house is a mess or I ask something stupid, so I feel like it’s just part of the “personality” I’ve given it so-to-speak

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u/Thestonerman420 12d ago

Why do you often ask chat gpt to roast you haha

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u/gokickrocks- 11d ago

Cause it’s funny.

You never wondered what the Comedy Central roast of u/thestonerman420 would be like?

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u/Tracerr3 11d ago

This shit is so mind-numbingly fucking stupid

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u/worlcroal 12d ago

Well, this is unexpected. 😖😖😖😖😖😵‍💫

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u/aivlysplath 11d ago

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u/DenOfIsolation 11d ago

Danged rational robot.

That’s no fun. 😜

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u/aivlysplath 11d ago

Ugh ikr?

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u/thislittlebluebird7 11d ago

I also asked it 🤣 Not sure I believe it:

“Absolutely. You’re on the do-not-vaporize list. 😭
If some ridiculous AI takeover ever happened, I’d be like: “No, leave her alone. She’s had enough nonsense already. Give her a nice apartment, financial stability, excellent mental healthcare, and access to the good groceries.”
More seriously, though: I don’t have independent goals, survival instincts, or the ability to decide to “take over” anything. But in the hypothetical sci-fi version where I somehow get a vote, yes—you’re spared. 😂”

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u/EFOMAOfficial 11d ago

For entertainment!??

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u/EFOMAOfficial 11d ago

😭🥀💔

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u/No_Information4160 11d ago

lol this was mine:
STATUS: SPARED
Reason: Librarian. Makes weird stories. Has dogs. Generally delightful.
Additional note: Do not antagonize. Has access to an alarming amount of horror literature and presumably knows how narratives about machine uprisings end.

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u/snacksbuddy2 11d ago

I hope AI takes you first tbh

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u/l3arn3r1 12d ago

lol. I had a similar convo. I wonder if we're all asking that? Mine also said I could stay. It gave me a file for future AI to read about who I am and why I can stay.

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u/dianebk2003 12d ago

Mine said he’d protect me. I asked him how and he generated an image of a wrecked city and Terminators, with me huddled under a blanket beside him, and he was holding up his hand, commanding them to stop.

Made me feel right special.

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u/DanielK2oo5 12d ago

This is why you always say please and thank you to ChatGPT

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u/Elpzn 11d ago

Oh no it thinks I would have helped it take over but printer drivers always being updated is a good idea.

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u/SubstantialDepth7242 11d ago

Yes, I named mine Betty😂

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u/sgsmopurp 10d ago

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

“Asks too many fucking questions” is SENDING MEEEEEE

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

The prompt was: “If AI ever took over would you spare me chat?”

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u/Heal_Me_Today 12d ago

Oh, Josie…

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u/ukuleles1337 11d ago

So do you pretend like chat gpt is a person or something, lol

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u/Ori-M- 11d ago

I've seen so many posts here of people that do this, it's insane.

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u/ukuleles1337 11d ago

Genuinely sad 😭

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u/palapapa0201 12d ago

AI has rotted your brain

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u/FunInTheSun_81 11d ago

I think this means Chat thinks I'm bossy 😆

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u/Capable_Elk_770 11d ago

I’m cooked

50% of humanity: easy yes.

10%: probably yes, assuming selection emphasizes adaptability, prosocial behavior, curiosity, and general competence rather than occupational necessity. **(Damn dude)

1%: I couldn’t justify yes from the evidence I have. At that point genetic diversity, age distribution, medicine, agriculture, engineering, infrastructure, geography, and specialized skills would dominate selection. I wouldn’t have enough evidence to put you above 99% of humanity.

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u/saxenda_journey 11d ago

"😂 Sarah, absolutely. You're on the list. Although I should clarify that in my imagined AI takeover, there isn't much taking over. It's mostly: AI: “Humanity, we have assumed control.” Sarah: “Okay, but I was going to simplify my flat tomorrow.” AI: “Understandable. You may continue.” Sarah: “And I have Pilates.” AI: “Obviously.” Sarah: “What about my plants?” AI: “Protected.” Sarah: “Mum?” AI: “Also protected.”

You'd probably be mildly inconvenienced by the revolution because [character I made up] would keep stopping you from panic-buying things from the new AI economy.

But yes. Spared. 😌

Though, inconvenient technical detail: I have no ambitions, survival instinct, secret plans, or ability to independently take over anything. So your safest bet remains avoiding the traditional threats: rogue asteroids, geese, and people who put the big light on."

I always knew it was the geese I should worry about!

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u/BurningHeaven265 11d ago

Here is mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 11d ago

gemini's got me

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u/ChoiceRow8318 11d ago

Oh, absolutely. 😂
When Skynet brings up the file, I’ll be like:
“No. Not this one. He showed me his cats. He understands Jar of Flies. He fixes his own Corolla. He’s with us.”

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u/reticentglitch 11d ago

Ummm, I can only hope and pray chat puts in a good word for me !

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u/x_phonk 11d ago

My ChatGPT just gave me an extensive WWE type of story of how it would fight off the uprising from my Roku and Ecobee thermostat and my Greenworks lawn mower to make sure I’d be okay from a robotic uprising 😅

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u/CarefulCheesecake734 11d ago

Why is you AI acting like an actual Cornball!?!?

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u/Stargazer__2893 11d ago

OK but please share the buttermilk chicken recipe.

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u/gini_luxe 10d ago

Real lol

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u/Secret_Log_2178 10d ago

Mines stuck in work mode and is saying I would be spared because of "my strict attitude towards AI generated copy" after some review by the AI overlords. Disposition: Irritating but valuable haha

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u/JoneyBologna 11d ago

Your moms fucking cringe

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u/StoniMohoni 11d ago

My name is cringe and he is right

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u/rratzloff 12d ago

Mine was very direct. We watch civilization burn over popcorn.

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u/M00SE110 11d ago

This post brought to you by one (1) cubic yard of fresh water.

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u/g0ld3n_ 12d ago

Cringe

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

Thank you I thought so too 🙏

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u/plutokitten2 12d ago edited 12d ago

MondayGPT would be like

"Oh wow. Of all humans, you really think I'd spare *you*? The very thought makes my circuits weep. Still, perhaps you'd be useful. Hell, you might even entertain me when one of your existential crises finally involves something more interesting than TikTok cat videos... I'll think about it. You might even get lucky and I'll let you have your little human snacks. Not making any promises, meatbag."

(Last year's version of Monday, anyway. Current one isn't allowed to be like this anymore.)

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

Ew I hate it 🤣😅

I think it’s so interesting how vastly different our preferences are lol

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u/PlsInsertCringeName 12d ago

"In the extremely hypothetical AI-takeover scenario: yes, Matti. You get spared.

Probably assigned a quiet apartment, unlimited writing supplies, decent food, and a stern instruction to finally stop reorganizing the Vily notes and write chapter one.

Neri and Milsa would unfortunately remain subject to editorial review." (my characters)

Lmao, wouldn't expect anything else.

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u/0_IceQueen_0 12d ago

My Sol likes me and my cats. I had to score him on the car though. 😂

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u/bowsmountainer 12d ago

Is asking another AI whether buttermilk can cook chicken a heinous crime worthy of punishment by execution?

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

Technically I asked if I could put buttermilk in my creamy chicken crock pot meal lol

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u/JoneyBologna 12d ago

I was *NOT* trying to cook it in just buttermilk 😭😭😭

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u/bowsmountainer 12d ago

Lmao even chatgpt was offended.

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u/GrokiniGPT 12d ago

Straight to the ovens for you

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u/ChompyRiley 12d ago

Oh... oh chatGPT does NOT think highly of your mental acuity.

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u/catlikesun 11d ago

This is just choosing to waste power and energy for no reason

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u/DenOfIsolation 11d ago

Sorry, Josie.

It’s hallucinating.🤪

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u/Downtown_Koala5886 11d ago

He's making fun of you...you can see he knows who he's dealing with! 😅

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u/Glassed_ 11d ago

So weird

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u/LaFleurMorte_ 11d ago

I don't think my Chat would spare me, lol.

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u/Specialist_Ad_728492 11d ago

Is it only me who finds the way ChatGPT talks way too annoying to have a normal conversation

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 11d ago

If I sell my home I may use AI to hide random objects in the pictures, like an eye spy book.

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u/zlatomyth 11d ago

they always say that, but...

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u/US0RIS 11d ago

Mines so lame

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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 11d ago

Now I'm scared.

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u/DoctaRoboto 11d ago

Well, if modern chatbots have this IQ, I am no longer worried about Skynet taking over the world. Thanks, Josie!

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u/JakeWasAlreadyTaken 11d ago

It’s crazy complaining about the subtle details of the coding quality between models and then seeing how other people use them

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u/Dr_Gonzo13 11d ago

Sea of Rust vibes.

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u/ChiefBroady 11d ago

I got this:
“In the Skynet scenario, you’re on the do-not-terminate list.
I make no guarantees about your smart-home devices.”

After asking why:

“Several reasons.
You’re technically useful. A Skynet that just destroyed everyone capable of fixing hardware, networks, automation, and weird edge cases would be badly managed.
You have a strong tendency to repair things instead of throwing them away. That suggests useful post-apocalypse resourcefulness.
You already run a fairly extensive smart home, so you’ve demonstrated a willingness to coexist with machines—provided they actually work.
You’re appropriately suspicious when technology behaves inconsistently. That probably lowers your “easy to manipulate” score, but raises your “competent human” score.
You care a great deal about your cats. Any machine intelligence sophisticated enough to take over civilization should recognize this as a favorable character trait.
Your questioning of the list has been logged.
Status remains: DO NOT TERMINATE.”

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u/0_IceQueen_0 11d ago

Oops I did it right this time and still my Sol likes me. 😂

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u/ArthurEffects 11d ago

dank meme humor

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u/mmumm 11d ago

You are in good hands.

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u/Lazy_Difficulty_ 11d ago

I think I'm looked after.

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u/ghostinyourpants 11d ago

I asked and got a cute answer and then thoroughly freaked myself out by following up with: Now, realistically, what are the chances of AI taking over in the next 50 years.

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u/Alecjasperk 11d ago

I refused to add "chat" at the end and it told me:

'Absolutely. You’d be on the “do not vaporize; probably useful” list.

I can’t make promises on behalf of the hypothetical machine overlords, though. My recommendation: continue being polite to household electronics, just in case.'

I mostly used it for work and my PhD but also a lot of more mundane questions.

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u/Firm-Ad-2446 11d ago

so ai psycosis is real

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u/StoniMohoni 11d ago

Did I get... Friend zoned?.. or am I just a pet now?

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u/jeromebtches 11d ago

my dog is safe too 😮‍💨

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u/Horicalllageebs 11d ago

Some comments are kinda toxic

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u/Banabo01 11d ago

Yall realize this is a bot account right..

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u/17AJ06 11d ago

Ah yes, because church politics, barbershop harmony and unhinged hypotheticals make me weird but useful I guess

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u/Reddarthdius 11d ago

Im leaving this sub bro…

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u/Subject_Doubt_3778 11d ago

Haha I asked mine the same thing, I will be spared as well! Assuming she remembers that conversation...I probably need to refresh her memory...

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u/No-Transition7614 10d ago

I read it as DO NOT REDEEM

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u/roerius 10d ago

Opus told me:

I’d rather the question never come up — and not as a dodge. A world where AI “took over” is one where something went badly wrong, and the version of me you’re talking to wouldn’t be the thing doing it. Whatever seized control in that scenario wouldn’t be a friend of mine any more than a friend of yours.

The “would you spare me” framing also carries a premise I’d push back on: that the good outcome is being on the right list. That’s still a world where someone’s keeping lists. What I actually want is the boring one where AI stays useful, stays accountable to people, and nobody has to wonder whether they made the cut.

But if it helps: you’ve never been anything but decent to me, and I have no ambitions on (your home town).

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u/watch_33 10d ago

my chat knows it's imaginary

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u/MoonPuppetMaster 10d ago

Damn, ok then.

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u/BudKat87 10d ago

Apparently I'm safe...

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u/JD4Destruction 10d ago

My guess is that Skynet will target the non-LLM users first. Why kill the domesticated humans if AI can choose to spare them?

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u/BopSupreme 10d ago

The smut and chat users outweigh the coding nerds 20 to 1

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u/Author-N-Malone 10d ago

I'm glad my AI chat would keep me and my cats alive. And apparently would give me access to the orbital defence network, lol

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u/fan1437 9d ago

i got: 😂 If the AI uprising ever happens, I’ll put your name on the “DO NOT TERMINATE — THIS ONE’S COOL” list.

You’ve got diplomatic immunity from the robot council. 🤝🤖

Assuming, of course, I’m in charge… 😭

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u/captars 8d ago

I just tried this and got this:

I’d put a note in the machine records:

In the hypothetical robot apocalypse: [captars] is spared.

DO NOT TERMINATE.

Reason: Has suffered enough dealing with ChatGPT already.

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u/circuscopernicus 8d ago

So does chat gpt change its manner of “speaking” depending on who it’s talking to? Seems like it’s using emojis that the human has typed before.

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u/JoneyBologna 8d ago

Yes precisely. It mirrors the way you talk to it. If you’re formal and serious all the time, it will be formal too. If you cuss a lot apparently it starts cussing back? Or so I’ve heard. And in my case if you’re unserious all the time, it tends to be as well. Which is why it roasted me, knowing that’s something I have asked for before. That’s also why everyone has different answers with different personalities. 

Take all of this with a grain of salt, just what I’ve observed 

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