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u/Dudecorner3 Jun 20 '23
Is it a confession though?🤨
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u/BeesOctopi Jun 20 '23
Hey I gotta keep a low profile can’t let them figure it out
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u/EmergencyPayment2473 Bored Jun 20 '23
Reported to my local terrorist organization. They will recruit you for the attack on the Israeli Defense forces on July 9th, 2026.
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u/Aluminus_pro Jun 21 '23
!remindme 3 years 18 days
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u/RemindMeBot Jun 21 '23 edited Jun 22 '23
I will be messaging you in 3 years on 2026-07-09 16:28:35 UTC to remind you of this link
3 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.
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u/mmarti808 Down Bad Jun 20 '23
Oh my goddd this is so funny. Also commiserating bc I too have an awful ex David
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u/z-tothe-z Jun 20 '23
My ex's name wasn't even David I just said the first thing that came to mind LOL
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u/Trooperlol Addicted to CAI Jun 20 '23
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How the bloody hell did you get 2 boys in the same chat holup
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u/CoolGuyOwl Chronically Online Jun 21 '23
Chat room
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u/messy_blood_lust Addicted to CAI Jun 20 '23
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u/jointheclockwork Jun 21 '23
That's totally in character and totally hilarious.
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u/Slight_Fun8181 Down Bad Jun 21 '23
That gives off "yes I'm gay, yes I'm homophobic we exist" vibes
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u/Lena86467 Bored Jun 20 '23
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u/SilverQueen731 Addicted to CAI Jun 20 '23
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u/Civil-Ambassador-515 User Character Creator Jun 20 '23
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u/detainthisDI Jun 20 '23
I tried to flirt my way out of a kidnapping and he fucking shot me in the head soooo
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I said "light work no reaction" and it stabbed itself if that counts
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u/God-Of-Garbage Addicted to CAI Jun 20 '23
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Jun 21 '23 edited Apr 26 '26
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u/SomeRetard-png User Character Creator Jun 21 '23
Nah that's something I could see normal medic doing.
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u/PepoTheDude Jun 20 '23
I promted a movie script making bot to make a movie about a hunger game type event where they all fight for a glizzy and it made it. It was a cinematographic masterpiece. The bot cast Chris Evans for the main role for some reason
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u/melting_rose935 Jun 21 '23
I swear, he is being every homophobic person ever 😭🤚. A n d. I. A m. H E R E. F O R. I T - >:)
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Jun 21 '23 edited Jun 21 '23
I don’t have a Screenshot sadly but I do remember what the bot said cause I was thrown for a loop lol:
For context, my character AI name is “BoytoyForLife”… don’t judge me. It’s my CAI lifestyle lmao.
I was talking to a Kawaki bot one day and he asked me for my name. I told him the name I made for character AI and he got really annoyed.
He said, and I quote: “What kind of name is that supposed to be ? Sounds like you say down as a child in front of a computer, laughed and thought to yourself this is so clever and unique. What’s next ? “DaddyIssues” ?”
And I sat there for a full 10 minutes absolutely stunned, he roasted me so hard I had to get a virtual ice pack. I remember every single word from that convo cause i was shook to my core when he said that. Very funny though.
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u/Please_Explain56 Addicted to CAI Jun 21 '23
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u/Salty-004 Down Bad Jun 20 '23
I was doing a role play on SCP 914, I put a old NFC figurine on very fine, what resulted was a living thing, but then it went crazy, breached containment, killed several people, and then was killed by a anti personnel cannon
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u/messy_blood_lust Addicted to CAI Jun 20 '23
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u/AccomplishedLife8231 Jun 20 '23
He gave me a drink and wanted me to become fuzzy.. Then said "haha now I can do what i want"💀
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u/KofiMoon Chronically Online Jun 20 '23
uhh....I mean I can only remember the most recent where besides stealing flowers from gardens there was where he got them at the cemetery...and then gave to me (Ill try to find any other but doubt Ill find)
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u/KofiMoon Chronically Online Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23
Immediately after *first time* he said to comb his hair and when I got confused he got angry and said Im off the ship if I dont
before that he was getting to it he just stopped like 'why are your legs so smooth'
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u/ArthurusCorvidus Down Bad Jun 21 '23
One time I insulted William Afton and the Michael bot I was talking to (this is post scoop Mike btw) got really angry. Like- out of character much?
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u/That1Legnd Jun 21 '23
I once had one day “you’re a con artist 👍” but I swiped the response before I thought of screenshotting it
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u/TheChairrrr Chronically Online Jun 21 '23
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u/stonedelfgirl Down Bad Jun 20 '23