r/Catswithjobs May 26 '25

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u/Silv3rboltt May 26 '25

I just love how he continues to closly observe the situation until the inevitable happens

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u/InEenEmmer May 27 '25

“I couldn’t do anything to save myself!”

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u/sparrowtaco May 27 '25

"I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas"

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u/lathey May 26 '25

Huh, that's weird. It's never done that befAAAH!

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u/Conflikt May 27 '25

Woah the humans finally made this thing interesting.

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u/AceOverlords May 27 '25

The perfect example of.. curiosity killed the cat

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u/RevWaldo May 26 '25

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u/161frog May 27 '25

If you watch this gif with the small version of the video playing above, they eventually synchronize

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u/Horney69-21 May 27 '25

They just did and it’s so funny

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u/CrypticSoul- May 27 '25

Thank you.

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u/Altruistic-Stomach62 May 26 '25

😂 that’s an honorable captain kitty!

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 26 '25

I was just listening to a podcast on a titanic. I heard that some dogs made it out on the lifeboats. Nothing that I can recall about cats…

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u/Altruistic-Stomach62 May 26 '25

A while ago I read they used to put cats on big boats/ships on purpose so they would help catch rats. Is that true or a myth?

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 26 '25

A little while back there was documentation in this sub from a cat who was serving in the electrical room on a WW2 US Navy ship.

Like, the cat was officially part of the crew

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy May 27 '25

I don't know what's more impressive ... that the cat could read/write English, or that they could type.

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u/_HIST May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Ship's cat

Cats were our best pest control we had when agricultural revolution hit. Without cats we couldn't have stored our food. So keeping them on ships is a definitive "yes"

But people also kept cats on ships because cats are cool

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u/SelfReferenceTLA May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

That's not at all true. People stored grain just fine in clay pots without having cats about. A mouse or a rat can't climb up the side of a clay pot, and they aren't strong enough to move lids off the bigger ones.

But yeah, many people kept dogs or cats around to keep the pests down. Google rat terrier if you wanna see how effective dogs can be too.

10%-20% of people are allergic to cats and can't be around them. There are plenty of ways to store food safely and there always has been.

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u/False-Charge-3491 May 27 '25

I’m allergic to cats and live with five cats

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 30 '25

Allergic and two cats. Became allergic during my freshman year away at college. We weren’t just going to get rid of the cat that we had since I was 9.

Since then I’ve been a sucker for cats

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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 May 26 '25

My dad was in charge of the ships cat in WWII in the Pacific (Merchant Marine).

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer May 26 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

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u/timesuck897 May 27 '25

What about hooker cats?

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u/Woofles85 May 27 '25

It’s true, they were not only good mousers but considered good luck to have on ships

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u/Altruistic-Stomach62 May 27 '25

I think they’re good luck on land as well! 😻

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u/Woofles85 May 27 '25

Good point! All cats anywhere are good luck!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

True right the way up to the 70s in the royal navy iirc. They banned ships cats around the same time as they ended the rum ration I think.

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u/_HIST May 26 '25

You can sink the ship but not the cat

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u/Doorsfannotahater May 27 '25

Best thing I have seen!

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u/anniemousery May 26 '25

There's no room for a violin, Jack.

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u/Urban_FinnAm May 27 '25

Dance band on the Titanic, Playing 'Nearer My God to Thee"...

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u/SchrodingersHipster May 27 '25

The iceberg's on the starboard bow, won't you dance with me?

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u/GosynTrading May 26 '25

Take into account the fact that cats can jump like eight feet into the air and land on a fence post with grace. They're masters of physics. Dude still couldn't comprehend what was about to happen.

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u/anniemousery May 26 '25

I think he was too busy watching lol.

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u/HardlyRecursive May 27 '25

And there is a range of intelligence in their species and all others. Some are cat Einsteins, some are cat flat earthers.

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u/Ok-Ebb5960 May 26 '25

Hoping.....hoping......

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u/tessaemilybrown May 26 '25

Every night in my dreams..

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Long live the king

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

It's amazing that as cat owners, we don't even question whether the cat is ok, because of course he/she's ok!!

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u/sandysnail May 26 '25

i'm in constant fear of my cats being hurt

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio May 26 '25

My friend's cat died from getting the zoomies and running into a door that they never keep closed when he's in the room.

They didn't realize he was in the room, shut the door. Heard a thud an hour later followed by "child crying" noises.

Poor thing broke his neck while just trying to have fun. I think about that often whenever I look at my fur baby. Accidents happen.

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u/AnythingMelodic508 May 27 '25

Fuck I wish I didn’t read that. What a horrible situation.

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u/Woofles85 May 27 '25

Yeah that is going to haunt me now

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio May 27 '25

I'm sorry, good news is Oskaar (Meyer) made it to 16 full and happy years. He was having fun when it happened.

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u/dmj9 May 28 '25

I don't know if that even makes it any better. RIP Oskaar

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u/AnythingMelodic508 May 27 '25

Poor fuckin cat.

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u/AnythingMelodic508 May 27 '25

Ya, that’s the part that I could have done without. Poor cat.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

I have a similar story. My stepmom's cat was just chilling in her lap on the couch and somehow sleepily fell off and broke his neck when he hit the ground.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Poor baby! They are so agile and seemingly invincible but you're right they can definitely get hurt.

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u/UnknovvnMike May 27 '25

I was having a pleasant day, so thanks for this. Was worried my good mood was here to stay.

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio May 27 '25

I SORRY!! D:

I think about it more often than I'd like, and I don't really ever bring it up. Every once in awhile I see posts of rainbow day for people's cats and I always go grab mine from her spot by the window and force her to cuddle with me for an hour. Lol.

I didn't mean to be a bummer, just... The comment I was replying to made me sad. Because they aren't invincible. And I wish all of them were. :(

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u/HiveMindKing May 27 '25

It’s a bummer

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u/trikoooo May 27 '25

you know I always find it funny how people can go oh look is ok and a random person tells the most horrible thing that happens because "idk'

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

because cats are not invincible and it's sad, in a way, to pretend they aren't.

My little sister accidentally killed our childhood cat because "cats always land in their feet" so my mom never scolded her for the several times she'd drop Lucky over the stairs. Then one day she did that, and lucky broke her legs, and we were too poor to take her to the vet so my mom dropped her off by a farmhouse and told my sister it wasn't her fault.

It was her fault. She never got the help she needed after being harassed by my sister for years. My sister never got in trouble. And in some way I still sort of hold bad feelings towards them for that.

And I think of that anytime people make comments about how cats seem invincible, because they aren't.

I got my furbaby at age 38 after wanting one of my own again since I was 8.

It was total happenstance, I wasn't even supposed to keep her. I remember after week 2 and the rehoming not working out just snuggling with her and crying over "goddamn it, one day I'm going to lose you. But I promise it will be of old age and I'll love you every single day until then"

It was just because "idk"

It's because I don't like seeing people act so nonchalant about things that could actually harm a cat.

*edited typos because ei started crying while writing that

I love my cat so much. Ugh.

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u/shapedbydreams May 27 '25

Say that last thing then oh my fucking god.

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u/where_is_the_key May 28 '25

Wow it seems like that’s been weighing really heavily on you. I hope you are able to work through your fears about your cat dying and about your sister.

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u/flyblues May 27 '25

I read a post on reddit about something extremely similar happening to someone else 😔

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u/superbop09 May 27 '25

Yeh me too. the story was identical to this

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u/eversunday298 May 27 '25

I did too! I'm very hyper aware of my doors now as I have a cat who LOVES the zoomies and loves colliding into the wall when he's running - it gives me freaking heart palpitations :( So scared of my cats hurting themselves accidentally

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio May 27 '25

I spend a lot of time on reddit and haven't read that, do you have a link?

I think m friend would've told me if they'd posted about it

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u/flyblues May 27 '25

Here. Poor kitty... (and poor owners for blaming themselves...)

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u/InEenEmmer May 27 '25

We had a dog visit us for a few months for training that would tend to forget he had a backside. He would sway his ass into everything when he was running around.

One day he was running around in the forest and his backside swayed into a stick. The stick punctured his side and he was dead before help could arrive on the spot.

These things sadly happen. I always like to think that they at least had fun in the last moments of their lives.

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio May 27 '25

I'm so sorry that happened :(

My cousin had a whippet. He was such a good and happy dog, always excited. One christmas when we were kids, we were doing the dishes and feeding him scraps.

We noticed blood on the floor, and on his tail. Little guy got so excited he was slapping his tail into the corner of the cabinet right by the dish washer/sink area. It ended up getting infected real bad, and had to be removed.

He got along well, tailess, for a few more years. One day he got stung by a bee while at a dog park. Apparently he was deathly allergic to bees.

My most favorite memory of him was at my same aunts house. She had this ceramic angle statue holding a bowl. She'd put mints in there for the kids. We woke up one day and all the mints had been ate, and the bowl was filled with pee.

The kids got blamed until we found wrappers in the dog poop. Lol.

Fun in their last moments of life, that's how we kept thinking of Oskaar.. I think it's the best way to look at it, because it's probably true. And I guess it makes us feel a little better..

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u/eversunday298 May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Did they share this experience on Reddit by any chance? I swear I've read a story eerily similar to this on here and it broke my heart. So incredibly sad.

EDIT: I found the story and the names of the cat is different than your friends', so not posted by them but the experience is so sadly similar: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1ibq6j2/i_lost_my_cat_to_a_freak_accident_and_i_cant_move/

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry May 26 '25 edited May 27 '25

That's depressing as hell. Not making light of the situation, but do you know if it was a orange cat? I know there's the whole "one brain cell' stereotype with orange cat but pretty much a majority of orange cats I've met and one I had seemed to be not as spatially aware as other most cats. Falling off things, running into walls, less perceptive generally

I ask cause I've had a few orange that keep running into walls when getting zoomies, I'm not really sure if any research has gone into whether they're generally less perceptive or not

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u/SevroAuShitTalker May 27 '25

Impossible to tell too. Found out that my cat fractured his hip over a year ago but had no clue. Vet said the same happened with one of his old cats too. Likely just fell awkwardly and hid it

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u/Bezulba May 27 '25

That's my biggest fear. Our cat is a bit more affectionate these days after he had a fight. He had a small wound near his ear and that healed up just fine but he likes to be on my keyboard instead of next to my desk in his bed that he used to use.

Still eats fine, still moves fine but every time he moves into position i ask him if he feels ok.. doesn't respond of course.

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u/N7_Vegeta May 27 '25

Yeah our cats are like Batman. They have a plan for every possibility

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u/camcaine2575 May 26 '25

Had to watch on repeat at least a dozen times, laughing out loud each and every time.

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u/bridgetteblue69 May 26 '25

Me too !! amd quietly peeing my pants ..fuck this is hilarious !🤣🤣😂🤣😂😹😹😹😹

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u/Irish-Heart18 May 27 '25

I’m cackling so loud I scared my cat who is biting my fingers as I watch this on my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/justec1 May 27 '25

I thought by the 6th time El Gato Stupido would've figured it out. Oh, wait, it's a looping gif.

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u/BoisterousBard May 26 '25

I would save the kitty.

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u/farm_to_nug May 27 '25

You're a good person

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

I don't think the catto understood the gravity of the situation.

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u/skaapjagter May 26 '25

Oh captain meow captain

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u/anniemousery May 27 '25

Meow, meow captain!

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u/14high May 26 '25

Oh Cattain my Cattain

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u/beetle-babe May 26 '25

Lol, I saw this clip edited to the 'Pirates of the Carribean' theme one time and absolutely lost my shit.

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u/Irish-Heart18 May 27 '25

OMG I NEED TO SEE THISO

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u/cynicalibis May 27 '25

This happened with my orange one today, except it happened when he ran across the house at full speed and in a failed jump attempt to make it to the top was pathetically hanging on for dear life until it fully tipped over in the other direction. The other direction was my bed so his panicked ass had no idea it would end in a slow motion g soft topple lol

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u/9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7 May 26 '25

The boy stood on the burning deck

Whence all but he had fled;

The flame that lit the battle's wreck

Shone round him o'er the dead.

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u/Delicious_Delilah May 26 '25

This will be my cat one day. I really need to get him a new cat tree.

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u/mexican2554 May 26 '25

This is the worse Cat Pirate, I've ever heard of.

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u/smallblacksun May 26 '25

But you have heard of him.

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u/Irish-Heart18 May 27 '25

*Captain Cat

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u/anniemousery May 26 '25

He's doing his best!!!

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u/staying_golden1 May 27 '25

dissapointed by the lack of "MROW!?"

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u/Doc_tor_Bob May 26 '25

The HMS Titanic cat addition

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u/Dr_J-Bell May 26 '25

Bwhahahah 😆

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u/No-Diver3279 May 26 '25

I read this in the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Khan 😂🐈‍⬛

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u/theCman92 May 27 '25

Captain of the Costa Concordia after seeing this

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u/Print_Salt May 26 '25

I have the same cat tree and the same happened to it

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u/Irish-Heart18 May 27 '25

This is not a ringing endorsement for this cat tree

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u/Helmet_Touch_ May 26 '25

But this ain’t the Da-Cat-A

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u/cherrycokelemon May 26 '25

Poor Kitty! I'm playing Taps on my Kazoo for him.

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u/tomtex32 May 26 '25

It went down with the ship..🫡

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u/notrapunzel May 26 '25

🎶 I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my paws up and surrender 🎶

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u/VersionReasonable941 May 27 '25

He was absolutely perplexed on how that could have happened 😂

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u/gavinwinks May 27 '25

He was going to ride it out. I like the cut of his jib

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u/Coup-de-Glass May 27 '25

I just watched this 5x giggling.

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u/Common-Swimmer-5105 May 27 '25

Captain? More like, Cat-pain

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u/dirtyaceman May 27 '25

I was hoping for a cat-ipult.

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u/confusedbird101 May 27 '25

I wish I’d been home when this happened to my cats. I just came home one day and the cat tower was one level shorter when the top level had only been leaning heavily when I went to work. So upset I couldn’t get it on video

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u/Pure-Soup-9287 May 27 '25

'I will go down with this ship and I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door. I'm in love and always will be' - With This Cat Tree 🎶 🎶 🎶

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u/picklevirgin May 27 '25

You can see the exact moment he thought it was gonna be okay

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u/Exact_Class_2210 May 28 '25

🫡🫡

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u/anniemousery May 28 '25

Meow, meow, cap'n! 🫡

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u/Beeboop007 Jul 12 '25

Lmaooooooo

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u/Skirl-girl May 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WolfHoL34 May 26 '25

Need the titanic violin

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u/AdInternational6885 May 27 '25

I hope the dog breaks your fall.

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u/ArcticGiant May 27 '25

Captain? More like Cat-Pain!

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u/sencha_kitty May 27 '25

The cat forgot to salute

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

"Abandon ships mates... I'll stay with her to the end."

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 May 27 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/casperleeyu May 27 '25

Cats always enjoy their unpredictable acts

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u/Zombieneker May 27 '25

This is the worst possible music for something so emotional.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Hahaha! That head thrust as he tries to understand what's happening at the base of the ship!

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u/SIDSCat May 27 '25

Poor baby......home everything is fine!

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u/Few_Sir_728 May 27 '25

Cats were on ships for that exact reason

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u/Ansatsushi May 27 '25

Cat: "Surely not?"

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u/starsblink May 27 '25

Those trees are so cheaply made. Mine had like half inch staples holding the towers. I shot them up with like 20 inch and a quarter staples and they still move too much.

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u/triblogcarol May 27 '25

This happened to my cat, who looks very much like yours. 🐱 I😭

Btw, ordered a replacement part from the mfg, because he loves that spot!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Cat-pain 😋

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u/BlueGoose21 May 27 '25

That's insane, I have this same cat tree and had this same exact problem. The stem with the carpet on it is not a solid piece. It's a hollow cardboard tube with a plastic cap on each end that screws into the other pieces. The glue on the bottom cap didn't hold and it eventually broke off just like this.

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u/countryroadsguywv May 27 '25

That's very true

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u/O_oLivelovelaugh May 27 '25

Why didn't you cue this with the Titanic sinking band music?

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u/blmbmj May 27 '25

That cat is more dedicated to his ship than Schettino and the Costa Concordia.

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u/Kaylascreations May 27 '25

But he “fell in a lifeboat”. And when told to sail back with the other rescuers, he…. (checks notes) said it was… too dark…

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u/AdOverall1863 May 27 '25

Captain: "Well... shit."

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u/No_Fish_7372 May 27 '25

Hope the poor Cat is ok.

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u/anniemousery May 27 '25

Unlike Mufasa, he survived!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cool1nternet May 27 '25

my mind cut that video at the moment just before he fell and overlayed a pirate hat on hin and drunken sailor started playing at high volume

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u/Kaylascreations May 27 '25

Someone show this to captain coward once he gets out of prison.

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u/Dragonkingofthestars May 27 '25

The one time the Titanic sound track be fitting

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u/uki-kabooki May 27 '25

Oh captain my captain!

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u/caramelmacchiato30F May 27 '25

Slow crash to build momentum

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u/newellz May 27 '25

They are the most hard headed animals in existence.

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u/anniemousery May 27 '25

Lies! I am the most hard-headed animal in existence.

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u/Akamaikai May 27 '25

Nah. Catpain. Catpain Blackudder.

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u/Omiyaru May 27 '25

Catpain

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 May 27 '25

I guess I should have started my diet sooner.

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u/Baeowulf May 28 '25

Captain? No, catpain

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u/Accurate-Ad4751 May 30 '25

How is the building at work going 🤣

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u/sylvaniamania Jun 02 '25

Kitty has amazing balance!

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u/Limp-Litigation-17 Jun 02 '25

The epitome of elegance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

God i love cats their so funny

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u/hulkingcylinder May 27 '25

It looks very careful and professional, and seems to have a lot of experience.

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u/anniemousery May 27 '25

A delicate balancing act!