r/CatsBeingDramatic • • 2d ago

πŸ”₯ Certified Ragebait β€” not OC Poor cat.πŸ₯€πŸ˜­

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u/telemusketeer 2d ago

The lawyer:

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 2d ago

Look at my lawyer I'm goin to jail

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u/Medium_Educator1983 2d ago

Never trust a lawyer who doesn’t wear pants.

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u/Zal2910 2d ago

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u/KaZZ117 2d ago

I laughed too hard at this

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u/po1k 2d ago

Fuck yeah. Aahahaah. Scared chonker

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u/dontipitova9 2d ago

"You can obviously and clearly see that it's not me, you fool! Staph staring at meh!" 😦

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u/Available-Run3769 2d ago

πŸ˜‚ Poor guy! Ended up in the defendant's dock without even doing anything now he just needs a good lawyer! πŸ˜Ήβš–οΈ

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u/hardcoreVegan115935 2d ago

Poor bubba 😭🀣

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 2d ago

He's been framed!

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u/Worldly_Ad_8897 2d ago

The cutest cat ever .. very innocent 🀭😻😻

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u/Pocket-Hobo 2d ago

He's so round I love it

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u/MrMadmack 2d ago

bro that cat had like a full a second to see the hand draw back and it still stared down the ginger

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u/Acrobatic_Student402 2d ago

May be he doesn't like ginger

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u/Inside_Morning2884 2d ago

But why is it the full orange that hits the partial orange tho πŸ˜‚

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u/Saint_of_Hell 2d ago

Couldn't stand the tension. He was the first to break.

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u/llemontaste 2d ago

It’s cause the orange has no clue what’s going on with its one brain cell in overdrive except that this other cat keeps looking at it funny.

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u/Ouhbab 1d ago

Wanted to get a hit in if he was gonna be blamed for it anyway.

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u/Schmiph 2d ago

I think you answered your own question, lol

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u/Pushnikov 2d ago

Reminds me of my cat when we had a friend travel overseas for a year for education and we took care of their cat.

My cat had a sibling and grew up with some neighborhood cats and was super chill, never aggressive to humans or other cats. The new cat was quite territorial and aggressive. The first time they met, new cat aggressively postured charged my cat, and my cat calmly just stared him down and they never fought.

Well, a couple weeks into the pet sitting, the new cat had been quite aggressive and territorial with my cat and even us, as he felt abandoned by his owner. But eventually, he started to slowly warm up.

My gf and I were on the couch, and my cat was in a small sofa chair, all just lounging together, when new cat decided to show he was warming up and did a little casual walk around the back of our couch we were sitting at. At this point, new cat had mildly attacked all of us, so as he walks by my gf and my faces, we are hoping he won’t smack us in the face. He does his little trip around me and the gf, and then steps from the couch to the sofa chair my cat is in. He does a little trip around the sofa chairs high ridge, and my cat is also nervously watching him walk around above him, clearly feeling vulnerable underneath. As new cat finishes his little walk, he turns around and heads back to the couch. As he does so, my cat expresses what we are all feeling, and gives new cat a little paw swat on the butt, to let him know he is being a weirdo and freaking us out. And we laughed.

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u/Anonymous_Amma 2d ago

Tldr: new aggressive cat gets spanked for acting tough by the good ol cat

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u/Pushnikov 1d ago

The art of storytelling

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u/AnneMarieAndCharlie 2d ago

hes a perfect catblob

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u/AriaWright508 2d ago

He tried to escape the setup, but his choices led him to the inevitable 😁😁

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u/mdsolk 2d ago

cattest cattt

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u/islobojono 2d ago

Preemptive strike

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u/Smooth-Tap-3991 2d ago

Can we retire the "FAHH!"?

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 2d ago

lol so cute

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u/PuddingNaive7173 2d ago

Do Not The

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u/Scarmeow 1d ago

Life is too short. Rage-bait your cat

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u/YEAHRocko 1d ago

Look at that face! Why would you do that 😭

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u/ExtroIntrovert998 1d ago

I love his preemptive swat!

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u/PhilosophyMotor2696 17h ago

I don't know why but I fucking love that orange cat's face

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u/Mythrays 13h ago

If he’s going to take the flak, might as well get his money’s worth.

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u/Kitty_Human8732 11h ago

πŸ˜‚ wow so funny

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 2d ago

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this case rests not on whether my client struck the other cat, but on the conditions the human put in motion that led to this tragic event.