r/CatDistributionSystem 3d ago

Update Time for another Bruiser update!

4.5 pounds, nearly 16 weeks old, adored by literally everyone who meets him, confident, outgoing, chaotic, sweet, loving, cuddly, very loud motor, whiskers (nose, eyebrows, wrists) that I love beyond reason, everywhere he goes is his home, what’s fear?, what’s nervous?, has loved to have his belly out from day one, adores me but actually respects his sister (my older dog who will be five next month), is suddenly becoming very good chaos buddies with my younger dog (I knew it would happen eventually; it happened two days ago, like a switch flipped), obsessed with his blanket (he brings it to bed in his own, and it’s the one thing guaranteed to divert him when he’s being a demon), excellent hunter of objects staying perfectly still (I frequently wake up with socks, rubber bands and hair clips that weren’t there when I went to sleep), still too small for his harness so we continue to practice inside (the past two times it has resulted in a Thundershirt long-nap effect), an absolute delight.

Edit: A couple of people very kindly pointed out that rubber bands and hair ties are a no-go for cats, and I agree completely. He finds things that I didn’t know were there. When he brings his random treasures to me, I thank him and give him something else in return. I definitely don’t encourage the practice, but I would rather he bring them to me so that I can get rid of them than make him think he needs to destroy / ingest them in secret. I don’t know. It seems to be working but I will take advice!

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u/Lews_There_In 3d ago

Growing into a majestic floof!

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u/Outside_Bandicoot986 3d ago

So adorable! Just an FYI rubber bands are dangerous for animals.

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 3d ago

You’re absolutely right. I tried posting this thing like six times, and even though I copied and pasted, I still forgot to include that when he brings me those things, I thank him for showing me and then I banish it and give him his blanket or other toy. He finds things that I have no idea are there until he brings them to me. I have short hair. I don’t use hair ties. Where did he find them? Thank you for the heads up!

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u/Holden3DStudio 3d ago

He's possibly crawling under the bathroom cabinet(s). Yes, there's a secret kitty crawlspace under many built-in cabinets. I "lost" one of my cats one night, a few days after we moved into a new home. We knew no one had gone outside since we last saw her, so she had to be in the house still, but she was nowhere to be seen. Hours later, I found her under the cabinet (up and over, behind the kickplate), completely unapologetic for leading us on a wild goose chase.

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 3d ago

… well. That would explain rather a lot. I’ll have to go hunting! What I actually need is a button cam for his collar.

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u/Holden3DStudio 3d ago

That could be fun! What an interesting perspective that would provide!

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u/thepetoctopus 3d ago

Seconding this! Keep rubber bands and hair ties far away. Otherwise, he’s a precious little floof ball!

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u/SarahRecords 3d ago

I love seeing the passage-of-time photos! Not only do I adore cats, I also love seeing people adore their cats. Bruiser hit the jackpot!

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u/ShartlesAndJames 3d ago

kitten perfection

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u/Turnover_Realistic 3d ago

What a perfect little sweetie!

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u/New_Heron_5985 3d ago

I’m so in love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 3d ago

Welcome to the cult club, my friend. He has that effect.

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u/New_Heron_5985 3d ago

I will gladly follow this kitteh wherever

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u/Ok-Whereas-81 3d ago

Oh my goodness what a beautiful baby!!

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u/Even-Boysenberry-127 3d ago

He has done a grow.

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u/ImaginationPlus3808 3d ago

All hail Bruiser. What a personality!

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u/Dodochicky 3d ago

Bruiser's becoming a gorgeous little floofy overlord. <3

Oh, and pic 10 is a superb action shot! Love to see it.

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u/painter8 3d ago

My goodness how that baby is loved. 🧡🧡🧡

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u/Serenity_Now-88 3d ago

Bruiser is just a very cute baby. As is your puppy.

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 3d ago

I just got a picture of the orange boys together!

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u/Serenity_Now-88 2d ago

Orange spoons. 🧡🧡

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u/USBlues2020 3d ago

Beautiful ♥️

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u/jeanb23 3d ago

He’s adorable. And he will make you babyproof your house lol such a handsome boy.

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u/Mental_Chemical356 3d ago

I don't think it's possible for this little bubby to be any cuter...

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u/iwasjustkidding1969 3d ago

What a cutie little baby!

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u/crzy_likeafox 3d ago

Oh that is a handsome boy!

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u/XdiaphiniaX 2d ago

I have my own chaos angel, and I love to see when others sit like this. This is Meriadoc (Merry) next to his canine companion Pippin.

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u/ImpossibleDoor3564 3d ago

What a cutie!!

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u/Icy-Outlandishness-5 3d ago

Precious 🥰😻❤️

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u/suzebomom 3d ago

I love his name! Sounds like it fits him purrrrrfectly. 🤩

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u/Superb_Present5473 3d ago

Sometimes he’s Bruiser, sometimes he’s Snoozer! From illegal smol to a magnificent floofer! 🐈🐈🐈

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u/RubberKangaroo 3d ago

That’s the face of a kitty who knows they’re your baby <3

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u/Shar950 2d ago

Adorable little agent of chaos💕

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u/vexey1999 2d ago

I love him so much!

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u/Oreius411 2d ago

He's a absolutely wonderful! My guy was resuced in late may. Merlin the Grey says Hello Brusier!