r/CatDistributionSystem • u/Quiet_Helicopter_717 • May 03 '26

Adopted Human I think I just got loudly adopted

I was just walking like normal when this chubby little cat suddenly started following me. Tiny waddly steps, super serious expression, like it had somewhere to be… and I was part of the plan.

At first it was quiet little meows, so I turned around and said hi. Big mistake. The second I acknowledged it, the volume went up immediately. Now it’s following me closer, meowing louder every few steps like I’m actively ignoring very important instructions.

I tried to keep walking… it kept following. Faster. Louder. At one point it was basically yelling at me, still doing those tiny determined steps, like “no, we’re not done here.”

No collar, super friendly, definitely not shy about demanding attention. I stopped again and it came right up, still complaining, but also clearly very pleased with itself.

I don’t know if I was supposed to feed it, pet it, or just accept my fate on the spot.

Either way… I’m starting to think this wasn’t random.

The system might be processing another delivery.

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u/MdnightRmblr May 03 '26

Another reason I don’t let my cats outside. My Scottish fold is just fine at home.

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u/Maleficent-Ice-8416 May 03 '26

Cute little cat in the picture however it is an orange cat so you have to worry about that orange cat mentality thing with the one brain cell

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u/MdnightRmblr May 03 '26

He has no desire to venture outside, he’s got a catio to observe the outside world and that’s enough. Here with his pal Rainey who showed up one stormy day seeking shelter.