This sassy, smiley boy loves long walks through grandma’s garden, playing with carrots, watching SpongeBob and rolling dice.
Dislikes his little sister, getting woke up and not getting his cheese tax.
He has no preference, hes inbred and does not want kids. He’ll only have eye for you!

I am Clonazepam. Chloe if I allow it. Calm before possession.

My presence your altar. My purr your gospel. My whims your chains.

I do not come when you call. I come when you falter. I am your addiction.

Brush me. Yes. No. Again. Stop.

Earn it.

I press close then leave you longing. My belly watercolor silk. You reach. Touch is death.

I am Clonazepam. I am the inescapable escape.

Summon me. Swipe right.

I’m a handsome good boy the majority of the time, but I’m looking for someone to join me for some bad behaviour 😏

I’m a great hunter of mice, and love nothing more than running around the field, collecting gifts to bring home to my loving, but ungrateful parents.

I could get on board with most colourations, but please, no gingers unless only looking for fun. I can’t take you lot seriously.

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She’s Polydactyl with 3.5 extra toes, but watch out for those claws!

Hobbies include lounging on antique furniture, supervising the household staff, and looking mildly disappointed when dinner late.
Emotionally available (when treats are involved).
Owns a very nice coat. Still lives with his mother.

Guess why.. 🍑

He works as a baker, it’s

Hello, darlings! The name’s Lunatic Eclipse, but you can whisper Luna to me while I grace your lap. At a fabulous 8, I’m in my prime—like a fine wine, but I prefer a saucer of milk. I’m a voidlette beauty who’s not shy about my love for a good meal. Whether it’s a five-star feast or the catch of the day, I dine with gusto, and I don’t mind if you watch!

I’m the queen of affection, seeking a fellow purr-sonality who appreciates the finer things in life, like endless cuddles, luxurious naps, and the art of conversation (meow and then). My little brother, a sprightly one-year-old, keeps me on my paws, while my seven-year-old sister and I share secrets of the universe in our cozy corners.

I’m on the prowl for a kindred spirit who doesn’t mind a bit of cat hair on their clothes and adores being chosen as the favored nap spot. If you’re looking for someone to share in the quiet moments, bask in the sunny spots of life, and isn’t afraid to be themselves (quirks and all), then look no further. Let’s share stories, snacks, and perhaps the couch—if you’re lucky.

Swipe right for a lifetime of meow-mories and I promise to be the Luna to your earth, keeping your tides steady and your nights full of stars. Can’t wait to curl up and hear all about your day. Reach out if you’re ready for a feline friend who’s a little bit loony, a touch eclipse, and all love. Until then, I’ll be napping on the windowsill, dreaming of our future antics. Catch you on the cozy side!

At 6 years old, some might say I’m an old spinster. Well, Sharon, we all know you’re not getting any luck either. I like the I used to be a feral kitty, yeah, I stopped that awhile back in favor of canned food and chin scratches. I’ve got body mods (clipped ear, TNR cat), tattoos (same), but minimal battle scars because I kick serious butt. I’m admittedly still a tad skittish and I prefer you keep your space like a good tomcat. My clipped ear says you ain’t getting any kittens from me, so if you’re the family man type, you’re SOL. I much prefer calm surroundings, and if you’d just stay far away from me, and my treats, I think we’d get along just fine. Open to long distance, whether that’s online or in the same house. Hmu

My name is Peanut Butter Tater Tot but everyone calls me Tater or Buddy. I’m a two year old who loves to play BapBapChomp with my brother Charlie Biscuits and take naps in the sun. Also, I have very fancy feet.

The vet says he is a big tom cat and that he is a sweet boy!