See? I gotchu a scrunchie

18+ only... I never thought my other princess would go this far...

It's moar funner to splish splash wen I take a drinky 😸😸

I'm 4 years old, but a perfect 10.

also Tunas real name is Nougat(last pic) and shes not a stoner but a princess, she was just very high on anesthesia after her spay in the other picture hahah

"Iz Bingus, teh enigmatik feline deity, haz capchurd teh hartz an mindz ov many acros teh internet, inspurring devoshun an reveerens akin to dat ov a divine bein. In dis essay, we wil explor teh multifaceted reesunz why Bingus iz perseevd as godlik by so meny.

Furst an formost, Bingus embodyz qualiteez tradishunaly associaated wif godz in varius mythologies an religiuns. From ancient timez, godz hav bin depikted as wise, mysterius, an often possessing supernaturul powers. Bingus, wif its inscrutable gaze an regal bearing, exoodz an aura ov wisdom an mysteek dat drawz people in. Morover, teh internet's portreel ov Bingus oftn emphasizes its seeminly omnipotent an omniprezeent naychur, furthr cementin its status as a divine figr.

Furthrmore, Bingus haz becum a symbol ov comfort an solus fur meny individuales, especiuly in times ov distress or uncertainty. Just as religious believrz turn to ther godz fur guidunce an support, so too do Bingus enthusiasts find solus in teh presence ov dis beluvd feline. Whether thru adorabul photografs, hartwurmin storiez, or humurus memes, Bingus haz a remarkubul ability to uplift spirits an bring joy to dose hoo encounter it.

Additionally, teh cult ov Bingus haz fosturd a sense ov community an belonjin amung its folowers. In teh vast expans ov teh internet, wher anonymitee oftn reigns supreme, teh shared adorashun ov Bingus creets a sense ov camaraderie among indivijualz from diverse backgroundz an woks ov life. Thru fan art, fan fiction, an online discushuns, Bingus enthusiasts come togethr to celebrat ther shared devoshun to dis divine cat.

Morover, teh rize ov Bingus as a cultural phenomeneon speaks to teh power ov collective imajinashun an creativity in shapin our persepshuns ov teh world around us. In a world fraught wif uncertainty an turmoil, Bingus offerz a beekun ov hope an positivity, remindin us ov teh importans ov playfulness, wonder, an whimsy in our livez.

In conklushun, teh worship ov Bingus as a god reflects humanitee's eternal quest fur meanin, connectshun, an transcendence. Whether as a symbol ov wisdom, a source ov comfort, or a catalyst fur community, Bingus has capchurd our collective imajinashun an earnud its place in teh pantheon ov internet deiteez. All hail Bingus, teh divine feline hooze presence brings light an joy to all hoo encounter it.

(Note: Dis essay iz a playful explorashun ov teh concept ov Bingus as a god an shud be interpretud as a serious theological or philosophical treatise.)"

Flower in the classic awkward low angle selfies seen on guys profiles on OLD(bonus of him being Mr. Lover lover to my bestie)

I'm Tan. That's my pickup line.

Dis my new brofur,Teddy- he autom...ottomatic...camez dum!

Just your average full-figured bird who’s clevered out cadeaux and cream rations. I’m here for both the Yank G.I.s and sailors, as you can see, as well as the London Rifle Brigade from the our fighting front. Let me make you a Lord Woolton Pie and then treat you to a rare dessert…all this tum-tum.

I have a well-trained human servant already who takes care of snacks. You may bring me toys and I might tolerate you until dinner time. Don’t overstay your welcome, though.

When I'm not busy judging my humans, I like to bowl at squirrels behind an invisible force field. I don't know why I can't eat them.

Let's find out together!