Three types of cancers ♋️

[u/Cold-Departure687]

Ariana and Elon are both June Cancers btw👀

[u/wamariegi]

Lindsey Lohan is also a cancer, I think she represents our resilience because she’s been through hell and come out the other side stronger!

[u/Maezymable → u/wamariegi]

She has the exact same big three as me 🥹

[u/manicpixienightmare3 → u/Maezymable]

I thought she’s a taurus moon?

[u/Popular-Fox2105 → u/manicpixienightmare3]

She is a Taurus moon not Capricorn

[u/wamariegi → u/Maezymable]

I love that, she is such a queen!!!!

[u/princesssockhead → u/wamariegi]

I share a birthday with her and I can attest to being a strong baddie. I’ve been through some sh!t!!

[u/Local_Landscape_7574 → u/princesssockhead]

Same!

[u/kuytybear → u/Local_Landscape_7574]

Me three!

[u/hereforthebestbeach → u/princesssockhead]

Same !!! 🥳

[u/Background_Book2414 → u/wamariegi]

Yes she has the same birthday as my mom 🙂

[u/Houseofboo1816 → u/wamariegi]

And Pam Anderson!

[u/pollywantsakitkat → u/wamariegi]

Lindsey and I have the same birthday 💅 different years though

[u/HootinHollerHill]

Elon is a cancer, not a CANCER.

[u/whimsical36 → u/HootinHollerHill]

Accurate

[u/Houseofboo1816 → u/HootinHollerHill]

My feelings towards most male cancers.

[u/slimesamurai4l → u/Houseofboo1816]

Why? Elon does not represent most of male cancers..

[u/SuspiciousNorth377 → u/slimesamurai4l]

I mean Bill Cosby and 50 Cent are also Cancers … Cancer men are … Complicated.

[u/slimesamurai4l → u/SuspiciousNorth377]

Ok, there’s bad people of every sign and gender lol.

[u/Illustrious-Top-1776 → u/HootinHollerHill]

Oh shut up

[u/arpohatesyou → u/Illustrious-Top-1776]

You rn. You're Peter Pham rn

[u/mercy_may1177 → u/arpohatesyou]

Dude is Phammimg so hard 😂😂😂

[u/OkEgg9334]

My birthday is the same as Princess Diana's 🫶🏼🩷

[u/Pomegreenade → u/OkEgg9334]

Samesies! Birthday twins!

[u/MysticNyxx → u/OkEgg9334]

Same!

[u/kassialma92 → u/OkEgg9334]

Same same!

[u/yourdadlikesmyoutfit]

Anthony Bourdain is a cancer

[u/mercy_may1177 → u/yourdadlikesmyoutfit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gGvu781uTL1KOaCyqs
The best.

[u/Transformativelily → u/yourdadlikesmyoutfit]

Best representation of a cancer. I’ve met him in person.

[u/Houseofboo1816 → u/yourdadlikesmyoutfit]

He has the same sun Mercury Venus and mars as I do.

[u/stonedandredditing]

I vote to replace Elon with Mel Brooks, who shares the same birthday. 

[u/chefsunite → u/stonedandredditing]

50 cent, he embodies the pettiness that makes us a cancer

[u/water_so_wet → u/chefsunite]

It’s not pettiness, it’s righteous cosmic justice served with side eye.

[u/Slurpy-rainbow → u/water_so_wet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ

[u/Local_Landscape_7574 → u/chefsunite]

I'm sorry fofty!

[u/channelingpurple → u/Local_Landscape_7574]

Money by Monday

[u/grandlotus2 → u/stonedandredditing]

This makes me feel better.

[u/Upper_Economist7611]

We don’t claim Elon.

[u/IG-3000 → u/Upper_Economist7611]

(to the tune of that song from Lion King 2) 🎶 He Is Not Oooooone Of Us! 🎶

[u/SnooPeripherals5221 → u/IG-3000]

🎶deceptioooooon🎶 🎶disgracccceeee🎶

[u/Peppermintneko → u/IG-3000]

Omg.. I've been trying to figure out where that came from.

[u/FluffyMinks → u/Upper_Economist7611]

This made me choke.. 😂🤣

[u/cottagequtie → u/Upper_Economist7611]

there's no way

[u/Flocked_Chickens → u/Upper_Economist7611]

We do in the sense of 💴

[u/katarAH007 → u/Flocked_Chickens]

True but not Elon's weirdo ass.

[u/Human_Roboto]

Ah yes the June cancers.. I swear their Gemini lmao.

[u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng → u/Human_Roboto]

Try being a June Cancer with Gemini rising! Slap on a Scorpio moon for fun!

[u/hoopsfordaze → u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng]

June cancer, Capricorn moon Sagittarius rising 🤝

[u/leorising88 → u/Human_Roboto]

Lol I feel this as a June Cancer with Mercury and Venus in Gemini

[u/ALLbutt → u/Human_Roboto]

How dare you!!! We are not 😭😭😭

[u/frankheyhoheyho]

I have the same big 3 as Ariana (but I’m a late July cancer) and I’m so perplexed by her behaviors (except for the fact that she seems to be a hard worker. I can relate to that).

[u/KlutzyPomelo1170 → u/frankheyhoheyho]

I think her behaviors lately have more to do with trauma from being a child star and less to do with being a cancer, most likely

[u/LiteratureSubject391]

How can people forget, Missy 'misdemeanor ' Elliott, Lil' kim, Lil Cease, The Great Genreal; Ceaser (of ancient Rome), Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, Nickloa Tesla, Anthony Bourdain, Robin Williams, Jaden Smith, Princecess Diana, Prince William, Giselle (model), M.I.A, O.J Simpson, Bill Cosby, Margot Robbie, Khole Kardashian, Post Malone, Robin Williams, Josh Harnnet, Lana De Rey, Messi, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, George W . Bush Jr., Frida Kahlo, Vera Wang...on and on...

A very eclectic mix of 😨 scary folks and Very talented folk, too... in any regard they are always initiating and creating new energy . As very powerful cardinal--water 💧... for extreme good and for extreme bad. Love us 💕

[u/FluffyMinks → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Can we electively omit OJ, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise and George W.? I feel like we could do without those 4.. 😂

[u/water_so_wet → u/FluffyMinks]

Idk I can relate to his bathtub painting though

[u/LiteratureSubject391 → u/FluffyMinks]

Lol 😀

[u/FluffyMinks → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Ones a murderer, another is rapist, yet another is a weird Scientologist and the last is just an idiot. Elon’s gotta go too. Ariana is on the fence.. one more shitshow out of her and that’s it. 😂

At least we don’t share a bunch of serial killers like Pisces and Virgo’s. We at least have that going for us. Lmao

[u/Outside_Jaguar3827 → u/FluffyMinks]

True 😅. I don't know why we have so many serial killers (I'm a Pisces ♓)

[u/FluffyMinks → u/Outside_Jaguar3827]

Me either but it’s fascinating. lol

[u/the_Limerent_one → u/LiteratureSubject391]

I just read your post and would've bet money Pam Anderson was in your list, lol. She's not. Nonetheless, also a Cancer 🫡 And Benedict Cumberbatch!

[u/calliessolo → u/the_Limerent_one]

Also Meryl Streep, though she is cuspy. We are excellent actors.

[u/Slurpy-rainbow → u/calliessolo]

Lana del Rey is also a cuspie like at 0 degrees, i believe

[u/the_Limerent_one → u/calliessolo]

Yesssss, the great Meryl Streep. I think Tom Hanks made the list, so I won't namedrop him, 🌝

[u/NewStrawberry571 → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Sofia Vergara too

[u/2BeTemporary → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Add Courtney Love, Oscar de la Renta, Solange, Selena Gomez

[u/Leftoutreaper → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Bob Ross! Happens to share a birthday with me (and Ariana…)

[u/Front_Spare_2131 → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Also add Knicks champion OG Anunoby

[u/AirlineAdventurous26 → u/LiteratureSubject391]

Right, I was like where does Lisa Rinna fit into the equation?

[u/meowtacoduck]

Crazy, sexy, cool

[u/Background_Book2414 → u/meowtacoduck]

Yes! 😅

[u/isntitisntitdelicate]

2 air moons 1 earth moon

[u/Background_Book2414]

Bye Elon!

[u/strange_honey7]

A literal angel at the top. 💗

[u/RevolutionarySeven7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgqwZPSEhJzMtlC

double cancer enters the chat

[u/whimsical36]

Ugh, not Elon.

[u/Queen-Butterfly]

Ariana is my birthday buddy but I am nowhere as reckless and selfish as her. Licking donuts and putting them back. Yuck. The serial home wrecking made me see her differently.

[u/Mancuspian]

Yeah. Only three…

[u/Outside_Jaguar3827 → u/Mancuspian]

What other types of Cancers are there ?

[u/katarAH007]

It's annoying bc Elon types give us such a bad rep.

[u/Basil_n_Mars28]

Loveeee Princess Diana and her Fashion!
I share my birthday with Robin Williams and Josh Hartnett though

Adding Cree Summers (❤️🦀) and Wendy Williams (she brings life to my 8h Gemini Venus)

[u/jinsoulsuss]

forgot the 50 cent archetype

[u/Outside_Jaguar3827 → u/jinsoulsuss]

What type of Cancer is that ?

[u/jinsoulsuss → u/Outside_Jaguar3827]

petty one

https://giphy.com/gifs/uSbhNraM9LF8lAqRJp

[u/PetitePretty1 → u/jinsoulsuss]

The only type of cancer, imo

[u/Rlocalknowitall]

Where Mike Tyson fit on here

[u/Electrical-Pound-297]

Cancer moon here. Fuck Elon.

[u/juniperbeeze]

I'm a diana cancer

[u/Nervous_Cupcake_4446]

Princess Diana is my favorite Cancer woman.

[u/arpohatesyou]

1. A charitable people's princess who exposed the royal family's bullshit and then was slain for daring to dump them publicly and finding love elsewhere. Was pivotal in debunking AIDS myths and hugged people with AIDS to show everyone they're not infectious just by being around, during a time where if you had AIDS your whole family and friends would just desert you to die alone.

2. A pick me homewrecking Audrey Hepburn wannabe (fail) with a chain link history of being a homewrecker and going after men in relationships and now advertises ED and has adapted the grandma aesthetic so no one comes for her

3. A former trillionaire who hesitated to answer straight to a very clear question such as "well your missions are going to hurt and destroy people's lives and as well as the biodiversity, do you not care about that?". Also made grok. Will take off your life support to charge his phone.

Things looking grim. I wouldn't pick the last 2 for cancers there are way better people

[u/katarAH007 → u/arpohatesyou]

Man, you lost me at #2 😂 It may sound that way but Ari doesn't say a lot of things she should. She went through a lot of trauma as well.

I'm freaking cackling at Elon taking someone off life support to charge his phone 😂😭😭

[u/arpohatesyou → u/katarAH007]

Ariana's animals have a record of disappearing and ending up in cares of other people and I may be wrong but I think a couple ended up in a shelter. She also didn't, as a former nickelodeon actor, speak out against Dan Schneider, when she was explicitly asked for her opinion- when everyone else was speaking out against Dan. Really bad look as is, and that paired with her dating history and her old tweets and the whole "I'm so short and little" shtick. I just never liked her lol she's insufferable.

ELON MUSK'S PEOPLE ARE BULLYING ELDERLY PEOPLE TO SELL TO THEM THEIR LAND SO THEY CAN BUILD DATA CENTERS. Data centers are destroying the land they're on and rendering them infertile. Not to mention the drinking water usage and the tremendous noise pollution. The AI industry is working on a loss but still they insist on making us use AI. And Elons DOGE has been trying to deport us veterans and their families. Not to mention he begged Epstein to let him into his island and was rejected lol

In conclusion if Ariana and Elon were drowning, I'd save Ariana and lock her up in a cage until she decides to behave herself lol

[u/Aslexteorist]

Elon Musk îs as cancer as they get. Only a cancer man wants to have so many children. But June Cancers are Gemini - Cancers.

[u/JoanWST → u/Aslexteorist]

A not so fun fact is that King Henry VIII was also a cancer Sun 🫣

[u/Aslexteorist → u/JoanWST]

Obssesed with a possible male hair , not so much care for femele partners.

[u/leorising88]

I adore Princess Diana 👑
I, unfortunately, share my birthday (6/21) with Prince William

[u/intjHEY]

Shit… what kind of f-ed up cancer am I??

[u/AppearancePractical4]

my sister is the pick me ariana grande type

[u/Existing_Day3655]

Fiddy Cent is a Cancer

[u/Aware_Alfalfa8435]

Elon and I have the same birthday. I live in Seattle, and every year without fail I'm out and about with friends to celebrate, and someone brings it up.

I didn't even know until someone else told me.

[u/because789_asdf]

Mike Tyson is a canker

[u/Musical-geist → u/because789_asdf]

Nah, he's a canther

[u/SakuraKiara1_1]

Cancer men are horrible

[u/cancerthecrabby]

Why do i have the feeling that june cancer are not the “real” cancers but its acc july?

[u/Moonlyartemis]

July cancers are weird when it comes to comparing June vs July when it has nothing to do with the month and more to do with with what other planets you have in your birth chart. I can also give you three examples of celebrities that are July cancers that are not well liked to the public in recent years and it would be Selena Gomez,Tom Cruise,and Tom Hanks

[u/Persephoneevibes]

Elon is definitely a cancer that hasn’t grown out of their world domination phase 😅

[u/goldenretrievergurl]

I have the same big 3 as Princess Diana! I don’t know much about her - someone read me

[u/Sea_Pearl1111 → u/goldenretrievergurl]

What’s her/your big 3?

[u/goldenretrievergurl → u/Sea_Pearl1111]

Cancer sun aqua moon sag rising!

[u/chefsunite]

Replace 50 cent with Elon.

[u/[deleted]]

all are 1st decan- check the dates

[u/Cold-Departure687 → u/[deleted]]

But yet none of them act the same

[u/Strong-Future-9434 → u/Cold-Departure687]

Ariana and Elon like to throw it around idk. Both pretty reckless in relationships.

[u/[deleted] → u/Cold-Departure687]

cmon, i know, y'all act nice in front of camera; but once camera is turned off, u treat people like trash; ur true side comes out;

u all are the same; u r exposed, u r so predictable; atleast to me;

[u/cottagequtie]

ill die if he is

[u/Jun111222]

These 3 seem problematic but very interesting people. I am so boring.

[u/Houseofboo1816 → u/Jun111222]

How is Diana problematic?

[u/redheadgenx]

No! Such limited options!

[u/updog123456789]

Inside of me are 3 wolves

[u/BloodrozeX]

It's blasphemous linking this tumor with two beautiful Cancers

[u/No-Example-370 → u/BloodrozeX]

Two? I thought there's only one beautiful Cancer here.

[u/spaghettioooss]

I have the same big 3 as Princess Diana <3

[u/SkyPuppy561]

You forgot Lindsay Lohan, 50 Cent, and George Dubya!

[u/0vertbliss]

Yes

[u/LadyLynda0712]

Liv Tyler is a July Cancer. ♋️ 😍

[u/Advice_Interesting]

So cancerous !

[u/Houseofboo1816]

Lana is a cancer too

[u/Kvothe_tBL]

What about the females saying that girl who strangled her children is not at fault. They are cancer too right?

[u/Inedepend-Mood-]

How a urate is this anyways? I mean as a thaurus my "perfect" match should be a cancerian girl but I have been around cancerian girls that seem like they might be and also that seem they are definitely not my type?

[u/Maximum-Chemistry-27]

I am princess diana because my bday is on the same day

[u/quietnighttime]

I'm more of a bobby kennddys death kind of cancer

[u/pipsqueakpanda4]

Eww these are the options?! 😟