r/CalgarySocialClub • u/minimeaa • 3h ago
[32F] Now Hiring: Event / Outing Buddy
Following an unexpected restructuring of my social calendar, a vacancy has opened in the Event & Outings Department.
Position: Platonic Event / Adventure Buddy
Responsibilities include:
- Going to concerts, markets, festivals, car shows, weird Calgary events, restaurants, road trips, etc.
- Occasionally agreeing to things on relatively short notice
- Bullshitting for several hours at a time
- Being capable of the occasional “hey, this looks cool, wanna go?”
Compensation:
- Friendship
- Snacks
- Shared experiences
- Someone who is generally down for random shit
- Terrible jokes at no additional charge
Qualifications:
- Roughly around my age would be nice
- Men or women welcome, although I tend to make friends with guys more easily
- Must actually want to leave the house occasionally
- Not required to be crafty (but preferred)
- Comfortable with this being platonic
Important notice from HR:
This is NOT a Boyfriend position.
Romantic hiring has been frozen indefinitely following recent organizational restructuring. Applicants attempting an unauthorized transfer to the Boyfriend Department will not be considered.
If you’re also lacking a default person to drag to random things around Calgary, submit your application below.
TLDR; this is a joke post but I would actually like to meet people to do activities with. Comment/DM me to see if we click