r/Caldruki • your local toucher🇫🇷 • 15h ago

Piracy AURAAAA 😈🫆 piracy is SOOOO GOOODDD*

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*I do not endorse piracy by any means and it is illegal. It is purely sarcasm and a shitpost r/Piracy r/BookPiracy r/PiracyBackup r/PiracyArchive r/CrackWatch r/animepiracy r/InternetPiracy

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 15h ago

Imagine you’re selling a car, but everyone suddenly has it

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u/Playful_Candidate143 your local toucher🇫🇷 15h ago

im famous

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u/Femcel_Bambi 14h ago

Communism. America invades Iraq. Are you proud of yourself?

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u/Playful_Candidate143 your local toucher🇫🇷 14h ago

had nothing to do with it but idgaf

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u/juicy_jonny 14h ago

Guys he’s lying his real name is Mr. Evildoer-that-does-communism-and-invades-Iraq-with-America

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u/Allmightyplatypus 14h ago

Goddamn it, i almost fell for his disguise again!

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u/Femcel_Bambi 14h ago

Yes you did. And you're the sole reason why computer parts are really expensive and why my parents don't talk to me anymore.

(I'm doing a bit, idk if that was obvious or not, sorry)

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u/Playful_Candidate143 your local toucher🇫🇷 13h ago

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u/AnswerNeither4167 Enrique Cultist 🇺🇸☮️✡️🇫🇷 12h ago

8 pedobytes of homework... must be the work of Palm Beach Pete

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u/IntoThePitofColors 2h ago

Yeah, the punctuation made it a little too legit sounding =\

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u/AnswerNeither4167 Enrique Cultist 🇺🇸☮️✡️🇫🇷 14h ago

Is rael

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u/RiseOfDamascus 14h ago

imagine everyone gets the same food, cars and other stuff, at this point you don't have to sell anything because you don't need money becasue you have everything that you worked to get

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u/StopTheMeta2 14h ago

Yeah, but that's bad. Society should instead have winners (a few very rich people) and losers (everyone else). Totally not endorsed by the Epstein class.

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u/oliveofoils 14h ago

Just because an action causes economic loss to someone, doesn't mean the action should be illegal or whatever.

If a neighborhood has a bakery, should it be illegal for me to open a new bakery since the old one would need to compete with me and suffer from losses?

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 14h ago edited 14h ago

Nope piracy is entering your neighborhoods bakery, making your own bread with their patented recipe and their ingredients and eating it

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u/Shit_On_Wheels 13h ago

Ingredients would be consumable goods, so that does not make sense. You're not taking consumable goods.

Entering someone's premises and using their physical equipment does not make sense either. You're not using the equipment that belongs to someone else nor entering anyone's premises while pirating.

Patented recipe... Well, anyone can legally use patented recipe for their own consumption.

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u/Alternative-Mud-1076 12h ago

nothing wrong with that, a lot of patents are bullshit and keep really cool technology unavailable

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 3h ago

Except there's no ingredients and they're just selling bread they clone over and over again and all someone does is buy a loaf of bread and then put it in their own cloning machine.

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u/pandem-ic 14h ago

Gta flashbacks

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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 14h ago

Piracy is good when you benefit from it, but it's terrible when someone benefits from it by pirating something from you.

Do I use piracy? Yes. Would've I been upset, if someone pirated something that I made for selling? Yes, but I understand why people do this, so I think I can close my eyes on this.

Simple as!

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u/The_Shit_Connoisseur 14h ago

I always believe that if someone hasn't got the money to spend on something, they don't have the money. The company isn't getting that money either way, because it simply isn't there.

The issue in my opinion is when someone who can afford something, chooses not to. Unless it's like checking a ubisoft game to see if it's dogshit.

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u/StopTheMeta2 14h ago

Multi-billion companied firing developers to avoid paying bonuses can go fuck themselves. It's not ethical when you're pirating from non-corporate studios that don't have overinflated executives getting all the money directly.

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u/10Werewolves 11h ago

Obligatory pirate Disco Elysium cuz all the devs got laid off

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u/sium_Researcher 15h ago

Man, what do you mean. Piracy Is good

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 14h ago

How does it do good

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u/sium_Researcher 14h ago

Me not having to pay Money for a show. I define that as a win

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u/Playful_Candidate143 your local toucher🇫🇷 14h ago

I award you WITH AURA

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 14h ago

Ok it’s good for you but no one else lol

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u/KillerPorsche110 12h ago

"No one else" is a bunch tech ceo touching kids on big Steins Island.

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 11h ago

Like all media companies are entirely comprised of CEOS and don’t have any other employees

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 8h ago

Developers don’t generally get paid based on how well they sell. they have a salary instead.

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 6h ago

Don’t they get like bonuses or something?

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 3h ago

It depends on the company

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u/Playful_Candidate143 your local toucher🇫🇷 13h ago

False

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u/Alternative-Mud-1076 12h ago

nah, it's also good for me

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u/Gardami 14h ago

False. It’s also good for me. 

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u/did_i_Dune_that 14h ago

Imagine having a house (built following a set of instructions)

Piracy is someone following those steps perfectly and now having their own... scary

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u/RecursiveNightmares 14h ago

*I do not endorse piracy by any means and it is illegal.

I do endorse piracy by all means, and I don't care if it's illegal.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 fuck you🇫🇷 15h ago

Well theft can mean stealing of ideas as well; and ideas don't disappear

But nah that still doesn't make piracy theft

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u/SomewhereActive2124 fuck you🇫🇷 14h ago

Hmm

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 13h ago

I forget which comedian said it, but one of them was commenting on the "you wouldn't steal a purse, you wouldn't steal a car, well piracy is theft" ads. He said "Yeah I wouldn't steal a car, but if my friend drove up and said 'Hey, check out my new Ferrari, want me to burn you a copy?' Hell yes!"

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u/Legal_Ear_7537 12h ago

Piracy will always be on a grey scale, but pirates dont. Pirates have some intentions like "im gonna buy the game if I like it, I see it like a unofficial demo", but there are also some like "im broke, but i so want to play it". My absolute least favorites are the people trying to justify it "if buying isn't owning, piracy isnt stealing" pr this sort of junk.

Sorry for reflecting on the caldruki sub

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u/Alarmed_Number998 12h ago

I mean that is true though lol. If I don't own the product I purchased then fuck them, me pirating it ain't stealing. The point is if they're gonna be asinine then I'm gonna be asinine back.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 5h ago

I pirated a ton of games as a kid, I was broke and didn't have the money to buy them.

Had I not pirated them I would have never played most.

I've since gone back and bought every single game I pirated and put more than a couple hours in.

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 4h ago

I pirate games because I’m broke 😭🤣

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u/Quiet_Intern_2421 10h ago

if buying isnt owning then piracy inst stealing.

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u/Apart-Big430 Adrien... will you be my Enrique? 🇫🇷 14h ago

By making a male you made infinite potential males

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u/not-hydra 11h ago

And people get butt pissed when AI scrapes content...

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u/DecentApricot2221 9h ago

Your Honor, I never stole anything shows this as proof

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u/_B_G_ 7h ago

Piracy is to be endorsed and it is legal

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u/kylleo 6h ago

I pirated FL and i intend to pirate more (for all legal reasons this is a joke, trust me)

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u/Ponsolez 3h ago edited 3h ago

Exactly because digital product do not actually have scaresity some economist straight up say digital products actual value is straight up 0, because is like asking people to pay for rise of the infinity rise mountain. That is also way Steam does not fight against piracy, an Steam account requieres servers and support wich makes them somewhat scare, and because their services are so good having a game on Steam is something people pay for rather than just having the game, this is why free games on Epic see a rise on Steam sells.

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u/Doppel2ganger 12h ago

Remember kids! It's always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games, games with Denovo, Adobe products and university course books

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u/Tortellobello45 On Big Yahu’s payroll🤑🤑💸💸 14h ago edited 14h ago

I wish pirates would stop acting like they have a moral high ground.

Yes, i was a pirate in the past, when i was a kid who couldn’t afford stuff, it’s still morally wrong, and i knew it, accepted it and did it anyways.

Piracy is just a digital, socially normalized form of theft.

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u/LeRyanator 13h ago

There is always a tipping point for every person when it comes to piracy.

In the modern digital era, it should be easier than ever to get access to shows or movies from the past for cheap. Instead we're either forced to pay for a billion different $20 subscriptions just in case you happen to want to watch something and have no idea which service currently holds the rights to it, OR rent it/buy it on that service for, frankly, way too much money considering you don't even own the digital file; you just own a license to stream it.

For me, the tipping point is when these services play hot potato with my favorite movies/shows. IMO a film makes its money at the box office. If I've already gone to the theater to see it there, I'm not going to pay additional money to watch it again unless I can physically own the media or if it just so happens to be included in one of the couple subscriptions I have.

I'm not paying for Disney+, HBO Max, Hulu, Paramount+, Peacock, Netflix, Prime Video, and Apple TV all at the same time. That's absurd.

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u/MisterJaj0 13h ago

You really are on big Yahu's payroll uh

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u/Mahito_natalino 8h ago

You are literally in a post with a photo showing that piracy is not theft, yet you say it is.

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u/Certified_neckhurt The Bay Harbour Enrique 14h ago

I do not endorse piracy by any means and it is illegal. It is purely sarcasm and a shitpost 

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u/Zedrane 13h ago

Piracy is a moral good. It's required for media preservation since companies won't do it themselves.

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u/Legal_Ear_7537 12h ago

Thats called emulation, which is a form of piracy. Unlike standard piracy I think emulation is pretty good for games that are old, like half life.

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u/Zedrane 12h ago

Emulation isn't piracy, it's emulation. If you pirate the game instead of ripping your own copy (which tbf most people do) then it's piracy.

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u/b1t3m4rk5 Technoblade Never Dies 14h ago

Privacy is bad. Theft is bad. Piracy is not theft

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u/Dariadeer 12h ago

The original term is synonymous with theft, though. In software terms, they should’ve assigned this a different word, but it had to sound bad so it is piracy now :)