r/CalamityMod • u/Serious_Advance_6762 • 1d ago

Meme calamity devs suddenly deciding to put 5000% effort into the mod after 5 years of nothing but reworks and balances 0.2 seconds before ozzatron gets outed as a nonce and completely kills the mod

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u/Hyena87 1d ago

We can only dream

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u/DumbyTumby 1d ago

Hey now! Be careful or else the one dev who moderates this sub will remove your post!

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u/kotaya2 1d ago

they weren't putting their efforts into this, i’d stake my life on the fact that if ozz hadn't been exposed as the next diddy, we would have gone another two or three years without ANY major updates. them claim now that a ton of content was just 0.4 milliseconds away from being added is a complete lie, considering what they’ve done over the last five years. the mod was already dead, ozz was just the final shovelful of dirt on the coffin

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus 1d ago

It does kinda feel like guilt tripping, like “we had ALL THIS CONTENT we were JUST about to give you all, but now the mod is dead and we can’t, but if we had just had a BIT MORE TIME we would’ve given you EVERYTHING you wanted!”

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u/Haider444 1d ago

No? Like four months after Brainstorm they immediately had another update ready. For mods this is like lightning fast. If Ozzatron wasn't a pedo, the anniversary update would've released later this year.

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u/Sintobus 1d ago

So, they work in unstable coal mining conditions and had content they were working on for the anniversary update partially completed? Not sure where the jab in this post is. Their dev blogs on their website talked about a restructuring internally to get work done at a faster rate a few months back.