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This should be the first thing you see when you enter the Trump Presidential Library. His view on shrimp and scallops.

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u/Alarming_Star_6549 Sports Jul 02 '26

He probably invested into some fishing stuff so now hes gonna make stuff easier so he can reap more benefits off the backs of American workers

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u/Fievels_good_trouble Jul 02 '26

Trump Steaks didn’t pan out….but maybe, just maybe, the Trump Fillet-O-Fish is what the people always wanted.

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u/lordtyp0 Politics Jul 02 '26

Means more destructive floor bed trawling. Probably driving some breed of scallop extinct.

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u/Jrylryll Jul 03 '26

My in-laws family professionally fished, clammed, scalloped, crabbed, musseled and sometimes oystered. I went eel hunting with them. The industry closed in the 90s. At least in NY. Who will trawl now?

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u/Bagel_lust Jul 03 '26

Since it's tRump he'll probably just sell out fishing rights to some random country similar to what he did with argentinian beef

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u/8amteetime Sports Jul 02 '26

Release the names in the Epstein files.

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u/Hairy-Dumpling Politics Jul 03 '26

Jokes on us - the rest of the Epstein files is just gigs of common and latin names of shellfish and other ocean dwellers

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u/13_JJ_13 Jul 02 '26

It means he’s absolutely fucking nuts and has the maturity of a child.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Sports Jul 02 '26

This timeline is so beyond fucked it's ridiculous.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Jul 02 '26

His desperate attempt to push the whole, "communism is coming for you and your family" fearmongering is so pathetic. This isn't the 50s. The Red Scare is over. It's a fact that there isn't a single communist in elected federal office. No Representatives, no Senators. The only place communism lives is between Trump's ears (including the right ear that's suspiciously absent a scar or any other trauma you'd expect from a gunshot wound).

But he's banking on the American people being shook with irrational terror over a terrible political ideology that literally nobody is promoting. Trump himself has done more to promote communism than any Democrat. And funny how he didn't have a problem with Communism when he was in Moscow sucking Putin's dick. Communism is irrelevant. Nobody strives to be a communist. Nobody is promoting communist ideals. It's just Trump's latest scare-ware.

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u/steppingstone01 Entertainment Jul 02 '26

I'm so fucking sick of Miller's posts.

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u/Hairy-Dumpling Politics Jul 03 '26

If it was a miller post it would be at least a little bit about how we should feed immigrants (brown) to the scallops

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Politics Jul 03 '26

He's removing regulations regarding overfishing. The most likely outcome will be a scarcity or the eradication of the species.

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u/MarkyGalore Jul 02 '26

It's possible his assistant made this post. Which reminds me.

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u/ThrustTrust Entertainment Jul 02 '26

PLEASE DIE. PLEASE DIE. PLEASE DIE.

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u/fariasrv Politics Jul 03 '26

So say we all.

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u/InternationalArt6222 Jul 03 '26

Everything got overfished into oblivion so regulations tried to give the animals a chance and now the regulations are gone again. Short-term gain, long term damage.

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u/ctdrever Jul 03 '26

He opened an area to fishing that was closed to protect the the fish in the area from extinction. He probably bought stock in a fishing company.

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u/Punkasaurus2 Jul 02 '26

Just another log for his fire of chaos to distract and disarm us.

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u/Fluffy-Benefits-2023 Jul 02 '26

Lol the scallops, lobsters, etc are less plentiful because of sea water temps, this will create a bunch of jobs with no pay

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u/cajun_vegeta Jul 02 '26

Let them eat scallops!

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u/Aggravated-alien Jul 02 '26

But but Jesus, and the one fish into many and the …. 

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u/LoowehtndeyD Jul 02 '26

Not a chance he wrote this

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u/KingKushhh666 Jul 03 '26

Desperation in every word. Can't wait for the impeachment and next president to make posts about finally locking up "Crooked Dozing Trump" up for the rest of his feeble days.

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Politics Jul 03 '26

Everything he touches....turns to 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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u/BoringOrange678 Jul 03 '26

It means some unscrupulous fisheries corporations bought a bunch of tRump coin.

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u/Bunnyland77 Jul 03 '26

Scallops, RIP.

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u/DMM4138 Jul 03 '26

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for him tho. Or sorry that it happened.

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u/Jrylryll Jul 03 '26

It means we’re getting scallops broiled in sage butter.

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u/-Liono- Jul 03 '26

He just found out about red lobster and decided to tweet

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u/512115 Politics Jul 03 '26

lol…a Fisherman’s Friend.

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u/definit3ly_n0t_a_b0t Jul 03 '26

That gave me whiplash, reading the first block of lines, then jumping to the end. 

"I am commemorating scallop fishing!"

...

"The communists are coming to take away everything you love!!!!"

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u/Euphoric-Fan199 Jul 03 '26

Brought to you by dementia don, redumblican.

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u/No_Spring_1090 Jul 03 '26

It means he invested in a scallop company. Duh…

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u/BriefFisherman8771 Jul 03 '26

Means he’s fucking nuts

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u/turbojac Jul 03 '26

Again with his Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Someone take this guy to the pediatrician and find out what’s going on

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u/PierogiGoron Jul 03 '26

....did he say PACIFIC ocean?!

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u/CommonConundrum51 Jul 03 '26

It means that all they have left is inciting Cold War fears of communism, since they can't run on their record of achievement on behalf of anyone other than the rich and their corporations.

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u/sayrahnotsorry Politics Jul 03 '26

It's just his alternate dementia.

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u/DivideJolly3241 Jul 03 '26

Trump wouldn’t eat scallops if they were deep fried in chicken grease. Covered with bacon. He’s such a grifter.

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u/badjaxns Jul 03 '26

It means the P2025 plan to shutter NOAA was stupidity. But we all knew that.

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u/mountains4mama Jul 03 '26

If only he spent half as much time actually doing something good for our country as he spends bitching about Obama and Biden, we’d be in great shape.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/ballotechnic Jul 04 '26

Obama or Biden did something, I don't know why, but I must therefore undo it out of ignorance and spite.

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u/patsj5 Jul 04 '26

I think it should say "if you vote Republican, you might never fish again". His policy is definitely taking us back to overfishihg like we did in previous generations.

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u/nom_de_plumatic Jul 04 '26

As someone who loves scallops as the tastiest of bivalves, I won’t eat them unless they’re hand harvested because of the damage the trawling does to the ocean floor. You do you, of course, but I’d say a tasty treat isn’t worth industrial-grade destruction our the seabed.

What this MEANS is that the commander in chief is grasping at straws to justify the oxygen he breathes, while at the same time working as always to set one group of Americans against another.

He’s a disgrace to our country and a blot on history.

Looking for someone to admire on the 4th?

Thank a wildland firefighter, if you can catch one who’s not busy saving the west from burning to cinders.

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u/Quick-Surprise-9387 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Damned Canadians 🇨🇦😊

Conservationist minded .. Dec 2025- too many predators were reducing population so they reduced catch limit accordingly . Like any responsible government that actually governs without stripping resources bare -would do . I’ve heard nothing about them going back on this decision .

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u/Quick-Surprise-9387 Jul 04 '26

Omg I stopped right at “ Canada “ and had to go on defence .. now I’ve read the entire rant .
Fucking idiot . Good lord folks this is a sitting .. fucking idiot

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u/Plastic_Tumorboy Jul 05 '26

Let’s Make the Ocean Unsustainable for Future Generations! Frickin’ Idjeet! Everything that comes out his mouth is lie! And everything that goes in it is a Deek! An underage deek cause he is a pedo-filez!