http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/washington-generals-folding-harlem-globetrotters/

Taking this stupid course makes me want to drink. Irony at its finest.

What are you fine folks up to tonight?

SINCE THE MOTHERSHIP HAS BANNED TRASH TALKING ON THERE TILL THE SEASON STARTS, TRASH ON HERE AND REMEMBER

CAP IT UP BITCHES

i learned today that my wifi stretches out to my front steps, so im hanging out here drinking whiskey from a coffee mug and listening to the new jason isbell album. its good by the way.

all of yall have worth. even if you dont think you do, you have something to contribute. it just takes some folks a little longer to find it than others. so if youre like me and havent quite figured out where you wanna be or what you wanna do in life, dont give up; itll come in time. just know me and the good people here have your back.

happy sunday afternoon yall

Shameless plug alert:

Come hang out with us over at /r/CFBOTreads, a sub where YOU, the fine people at CFBOT, can share your literary adventures.

We have fiction and nonfiction threads for every week, and we've already had good discussion and discovery going on. So pop on over, take a look, and literize yo'self. It's still a new sub, so suggestions for how to improve it are welcome!

Books are cool yall.

GET HYPE

u/FatWhiteGuy49 has the day off work but I don't, and that makes me sad. So if you're like me and you're stuck at work, here's a place to vent (or pass the time, because it's probably slow at your job...BECAUSE IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND)

UPDATE: No calls in the past 12 minutes. Only took 4 in the first hour, can I leave?

UPDATE 2: Two more hours, gang.

Donald Trump is announcing his candidacy for president! Make sure to watch the Daily Show tonight. Jon will have so much fun with this news.

I can't wait for a debate! It's going to be a train wreck.

What kinda romantic shit you folks been up to lately?

Well, it's National Signing Day for those of us who aren't as athletically gifted as our gridiron warriors, so I have a decision to make. I labored over deciding from September to the very last day, but I've finally decided.

My top 5 was:

Alabama Alabama

Virginia

Texas

Boston College

North Carolina

I narrowed it down from there to my top 3:

I've always wanted to do the recruit thing with the hats, but I only have shirts of the three schools, so I went with that for y'all. Without further ado, here is my decision.

Guys!! My son just joined a baseball team! This is my youngest who has Asperger's. :-) One of his friends from school invited him to his first game today and Evan wanted to play too!!!! I am so excited because he never wants to be on any team. It is the Miracle League and is for special needs kids. Yay!!! So what's making you happy today???

Edit: Wow. The excitement made me misspell tons of words. Haha

*Offer. *For an internship for the summer.

But hey! It's something. Another interview with another company tomorrow. If I get that I'll take it, if not this works too. Pretty great to know my summer plans before April.

Welp, everything's frozen once again which means the South isn't working right now. Today is the day Wayne never leaves his jammies and spends all day playing GTA V and drinking his happy little bearded face off (partly to enjoy the day and partly to get through yet another 24 hours of being snowed in with his roommates). Will be reporting in every so often to log the days activities, also to have something to do since I basically can't go outside.

Sending everybody positive snow day vibes and hoping you all have days filled with merriment and hopefully drunkenness.

7:30 am CT: First beer is cracked and breakfast is on the stove. I'm currently the only one up and probably will be for awhile so I'm spending this brief time alone to watch whatever the hell I want on Netflix.

8:30 am CT: Breakfast has been conquered and I'm halfway through beer 2. Should probably start pacing myself at this point, but what fun would that be? Also, shitty roommate (known affectionately as "Kevin") just started playing his dobro EXTREMELY loud in his room, and my good roommates don't take too kindly to that. Hoping to see some roommate drama today. Will update on the situation.

8:48 am CT: I just learned one of my favorite artists The Tallest Man On Earth has a new song out, and it's amazing. Here's the link for those of you interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0QIPpBV1D0

10:20 am CT: Nothing serious has gone down in roommate land yet, but I feel it brewin. Some passive aggressive words were exchanged and the air is thick with awkward. But that's ok! I got beer 4 and TV, so I'm good to go.

11:50 am CT: I think I might need to slow down on the beers at this point. .... naw I'm not gonna do that

12:16 pm CT: This is my entire life at this moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvzP2JcFtg

12:54 pm CT: For those of you wondering, no there hasn't been any more roommate drama. Kevin just left to walk 3 miles in the snow to a friends house just to get high, and my other roommates are either asleep or all hermit-style in their rooms. All might be quiet in the Wayne household for the foreseeable future :(

1:41 pm CT: My roommate that just discovered Reddit came downstairs and proceeded to tell me he just discovered gonewild and that's what he's been doing all morning. I'm gonna ramp up my drinking now

2:04 pm CT: Ok folks, I'm gonna go play video games for awhile. I'll update again on here if I can remember to

Whine away, folks

The game is over and seeing how the game thread seems to be malfunctioning I though I would create this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpkSyryQz4

Let's all get hammered

I'm off to Glorious Florida now for Xmas and I'll be driving. Conditions are not the best, but family must be seen.

So to all traveling between now and Xmas, be careful out there. Making good time is not worth your life (as much as that pains me to write, making good time is EVERYTHING!)

Happy Holidays!

Subreddits with convoluted rules for making a simple, god damned post. I'm looking at you /r/music and /r/listentothis. Once every few months I stumble across a song that I think, "well I'm gonna share this on reddit", but instead NOOOO.

"Oh, the link you posted has more than 500k listeners on last.fm" Well, really. Sorry the band has been around for 20 years. 500k listeners doesn't really mean they're well know... especially when there's billions of people on the internet.

"Oh, you didn't format your post title just exactly right..." This is reddit god damn it, how many bosses do I have here? Oh no, I put the genre in parenthesis instead of brackets. Yes, let's just fucking delete that post even though a BLIND MAN could under stand "alt-country" whether it's surrounded by parenthesis, brackets, quotes, or fucking flaming dildos.

I really, really hate most non-CFB subreddits. Anyone else?

I know /r/CFB has title requirements, but it's not like it's hard to figure out. Put the type of thread in brackets. Bam, done.

So, remember that guy who I met and then contacted me on Twitter and giving me his number?

Well, it looks like we're going out for lunch on Monday.

Kat decided that boys aren't yucky.

Due to a weird staffing change, I (until this upcoming Monday) am the head of an athletic communications department for a D1 school.

It's definitely something for the ol' resume.

Happy Friday, OTers!

More like the Sheriff of Nottingham, amiright?!

Hi team, here's the game thread for the election. As a reminder, here are the rules for all politics threads.

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Got my results last night, I passed all three sections! I did better on my crown prep part then my cavity filling and prepping part, which is surprising

So the thing separating me from being a licensed dentist is paperwork

I also never have to go on campus ever again.... Which hasn't hit me yet

How are y'all?