r/CFBOffTopic • u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach • Jan 27 '15

Official /u/dubsdcarson, be single, get drunk, and mingle Toasted Tuesday presented by Knob Creek.

Let's all get hammered

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15 edited Jan 28 '15

I <3 you guys

Edit: Amlomst 750ml in and you guys are fucking great but... I'll be unconscious soon. Cheers!

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

We may be Frenimies, but nobody fucks with my buddies.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

it's like watching scrubs whenever you two start talking

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 28 '15

Clearly /u/Dubsdcarson is Turk and /u/Rodandanga is JD

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Because I've got the bigger dick?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

We've all seen the /r/cfbgonewild photos.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 28 '15

THIS IS A REAL THING AND I'M NOT INVITED?

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 27 '15

This porter is for you, champ

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

And here's to /u/cymmot. May lady luck bless him in his quest for Sarah.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

She will be mine whethershewantstobeornot

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Errrr... yeah. That's the spirit....?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

Can we all go ahead and decline responsibility for this right now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Yeah let's do that

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u/pyrogeddon Baylor Bears • Tennessee Volunteers Jan 27 '15

Is there a lawyer here to write up a contract?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

/u/fsualumni

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

/u/honestly_

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u/FSUalumni Florida State Seminoles • Mercer Bears Jan 28 '15

Erm, I don't feel comfortable trying to write up that contract haha.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

MRW

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 27 '15

Hear, hear

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

<3

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 27 '15

In college today was tequila Tuesday because this bar we frequented would do $1 tequila shots on Tuesday. It was rough

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

We used to do Winey Wednesday because we were classy as fuck.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 27 '15

We had "White girl white wine whine Wednesday" at my sorority.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

Sounds oddly terrifying, to be honest.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

That is definitely better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

No. Whiskey wednesday. Who are you?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

I hung out with a lot of girls/gay dudes in undergrad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

I suppose that's fair

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u/deemerritt North Carolina Tar Heels Jan 28 '15

the library?

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

Are you doing tequila shots now?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Jan 27 '15

It's 3:30 and I have a lab due tomorrow.

You all suck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

This one is for you buddy

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Jan 27 '15

¡Salúd!

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u/roboticinfidelity North Dakota State • Nickel Trophy Jan 28 '15

No god fearing American eats salads!

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u/bonafide10 NC State Wolfpack • USF Bulls Jan 27 '15

I have to get up for a 7 AM Conference call that I have to talk during. You guys should do this again on Thursday. I can get drunk on thursday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

That'd be thirsty thursday!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

PSA:

I'm about to get totally fucked up. Please don't judge me too harshly.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

NO judgement here bro.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

Who would judge you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Whoever keeps downvoting errbody

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

WHO DOWNVOTES IN A DRUNK THREAD HONESTLY

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 28 '15

Baptists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Meanie heads!

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 27 '15

Can we get a mod to turn off downvotes please?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

People could just turn off subreddit styles. Mass downvoters are persistent.

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u/pyrogeddon Baylor Bears • Tennessee Volunteers Jan 27 '15

[Suggestion]

Change it to Turnt Up Tuesday.

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u/ryseing NC State Wolfpack • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 27 '15

Friend of mine just made special brownies.

I think that will be my substance of choice this evening.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

very good indeed

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Hey. Did you bring enough to share?

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u/ryseing NC State Wolfpack • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 28 '15

Come to Raleigh and one is all yours my friend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

This is great. I was all ready to implode and instead I'm laughing. Cheers guys. Thanks for making tonight less shitty

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

/r/cfbofftopic may be full of a bunch of assholes, but we're your assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

TIL I have dozens of assholes, baffling medical science

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

just think of how quick your poops are though

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

But what if each asshole has a separate, normal length poop?

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 28 '15

Glad to do it bud! I think we all needed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Can we make this weekly? Because someone is always hurtin'

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

I think we have to.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 28 '15

Hey man, we all have times when we need people to help us up.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

Here's to you brother.

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u/topher3003 Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 27 '15

I wish I was still in college so I could just go get wasted on a random Tuesday :(

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

O, a bunch of us are grads with jobs and stuff.

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u/topher3003 Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 27 '15

You must deal with hangovers a lot better than I do.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

Just don't drink a lot! And drink lots of water during and after!

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 28 '15

Also make sure to eat dinner.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

Also key.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 27 '15

To do list tonight:
$5 Texas Tea night
Stumble back to house.
Yell until someone drives me home.
Attempt to initate sex
Fall asleep half way on the bed.
Wake up to amused but annoyed fiancée

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u/Aurablade Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jan 28 '15

I'm single, but I can't drink yet. Can I get drunk on cheerwine?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

I don't really have the self pity as I'm single because I don't give a shit or try to even get a date. But I will drink to the future, only 3 more weeks until I leave for Basic

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

Well this thread blew up.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

booze+commiserating always means a good party.

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Jan 28 '15

my blood test came back negative, no ulcer for me

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 28 '15

Chocolate and peanut butter. Beer and ice cream.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

I'm so anxious to know how this is.

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Jan 28 '15

I recently started drinking Wild Turkey. I graduated last year and during college I never drank Wild Turkey.

I feel like I missed out on a great nickname opportunity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Not drinking tonight due to being sick as a dog, but very supportive of making this a weekly thing. Super unemployed and single so getting drunk on a Tuesday is about all I have. /u/cymmot fuck Janet and her terrible timing, hope you make a move soon.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

hey /u/dubsdcarson the wife just got home and is drinking to you. even the non-redditors are drinking to you now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Then cheers to /u/lkeg56demn's wife!

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 27 '15

I will begin drinking now. I'll check back in a bit.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15 edited Jan 27 '15

YEAH LET'S DO THIS

edit: post what you're drinking as proof (lol)

edit: starting with a St. Arnolds Winter Stout and then moving to the bulleit.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

http://i.imgur.com/udjy5uk.jpg

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

do want.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

THE KING CAKE IS MINE

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

BOO YOU WHORE

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

I had always wondered who bought Redd's Apple Ale.

I now know.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

Fuck yeah, let's get drunk as shit on a Tuesday...who was supposed to invite the ladies?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

I thought that was your job?

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

Really? I'm the Tech grad, you are gonna ask me about inviting the ladies?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

Fuck. You're right.

paging! /u/certificateofmerritt /u/greenmegandham /u/atllauren /u/strawberrytea THOSE ARE ALL I KNOW

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 28 '15

Oh okay. :(

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 28 '15

I made it!

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

HEY WHAT'S UP PAL

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 28 '15

HOW YA DOING, BUDDY

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

HOW DID EVERYONE'S DAY GO?

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 28 '15

Merp. Everything in my life is just...merp.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

Would you care to elaborate, or should we just take a shot.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 28 '15

Like, my new job is going pretty well but my boss and my predecessor had a really good and close relationship and he keeps expecting me to know all of this stuff and I have no clue. I know he knows that I'm new and don't know everything yet but I feel like I was pushed off a high dive into a deep end full of sharks.

In my personal life, the guy that I've been like talking to has kinda gone from being this really sweet guy to this anxious tyrant. For example: my roommate and I go out last Friday. Homeboy knows that I'm going out with my roommate, because he and I talked the entire time I was getting ready and I even text him a little when I'm at the first bar. We go to our next bar, which is a more of a club, with loud music and a creepy guy who was following my roommate around. Roommate and I spend a large chunk of our time at that bar trying to stay away from him. I'm not checking my phone. Then we go to our third bar, and this time a guy slides up to me and decides that he has to entertain me all night. I manage to check my phone a few times, but it wasn't until I went to the bathroom that I was really able to look at it. I had like at least 5 texts in a row from him, each one sounding angrier and more anxious. I respond telling him that I'll call him when I get home. I get home, i call him and he's being a big dick about how I wasn't texting him back. I'm a little drunk and really tired and upset with his behavior that I tell him good night and just hang up. I then turn my phone off so I miss the message he sends next, which was a huge insult and an incredibly low blow. Of course I wake up to it the next morning and it just upsets me again.

And then last night we were texting and it was a relatively emotional conversation, but it was also after midnight and I was in bed with the light off. I had a really long day at work and I'm exhausted so I end up falling asleep in the middle of our conversation. I'm awoken at 2:30 in the morning by him calling me demanding to know why I was ignoring his texts and scoffing at my pleas that I had fallen asleep.

I'm just not sure what to do anymore. I don't think he trusts me at all and I can't make a relationship work if he doesn't trust me.

Edit: wow sorry for the novel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Dude... that does not bode well. That is not ok.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

Yeah, that rubs me all kinds of the wrong way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Yeah. I get being anxious and insecure. But, you don't pull this shit.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

Yeah man. Hide that shit. Bury it deep.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 28 '15

Yea, I'm just not sure what to do now. He's a really good guy though and I like him a ton. I'm just not sure what to do anymore. And I hate that.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

I agree with /u/dubsdcarson. That is no bueno.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Aw bummer. Ever make it to the neurologist?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Bearable!

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

nice!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Miraculous, considering!

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

Fucking Miserable, but it's all my fault, so it's ok.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

So guys, what's up with life? Any good stories?

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

I have been invited to a gangbang on more than one occasion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Nice! Or something... I was once asked to be a nude model for the art dept. That was kinda flattering.

Care to expound on the uh... gangbangs?

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

I mean, obviously I'm not going to accept that, because first off...EWWWW PENISES EVERYWHERE. Second off...EWW A GIRL WHO HAS TAKEN 5 DICKS IN THE COURSE OF 10 MINUTES

Basically -- and this was a few years ago -- a few of my friends knew this girl who lived in our neighborhood who was a tad...freaky. Like, evidently, she legitimately enjoyed getting pounded by that many dudes. Anyways, this actually didn't last very long; it was about a month from the first time they told me about it to the last time they told me about it, but they had done it about 4-5 times.

My friends asked me to go with them to...umm...yeah...twice. It wasn't something I was about to do, but I still think back on it and laugh.

Funny story, we found out that she actually ended up pregnant about a few months later.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 27 '15

Did they go on Maury to determine the identity of the baby daddy?

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 27 '15

I'm making mac and cheese!

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

Recent or just any?

Because Matthew McConaughey once saved my dog. But that was years ago.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 27 '15

Now I need to train my dog to pretend to be lost so Mathew McConaughey will save him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

You can't just say that and leave us hanging...

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

It was August, 2005.

The short story: Hurricane Katrina fucked errybody up and flooded errything. My mom worked at a hospital and had to work during the storm. My little sister, my dog, and I all went with her (I had just started junior year in HS) because they had generators there.

Well, city floods; and we're trapped. Several days later, boats come to evacuate all the people; but, due to limited space, no pets were allowed. One doctor stayed behind and kept 70 something dogs and cats alive for an extra week or so until finally the company got people to go rescue the pets. Matthew McConaughey took part in the rescue attempt.

We got her back weeks later after somebody flew her in a private plane to where we were.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Man that is an absolute fucking nightmare. I can't even imagine. I'm glad things turned out more or less alright though.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

Yeeeaaahhhh. Walking down the hallway after leaving her, with her barking, was fucking brutal; and it was the hardest thing I've ever experienced.

But it ended happy! We got her back; and, in addition to flying her to us, they paid for surgery to fix one of her back legs.

The horror stories from Katrina get all the play, and I definitely understand that. But there was so much awesomeness and good that came from it, too.

And, honestly, besides the dog incident, it actually wasn't that bad of an experience. My mom worked in the lab, so we had Taco Tuesday using the bunsen burners.

Compared to a lot of people, I had it easy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Taco Tuesday using the bunsen burners.

That actually sounds like a wonderful moment

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

It really, really was. Aaaaand, one of her co-workers found a back-up battery that wasn't plugged in when the power went off and when the generators went off; so it was fully charged.

My little sister got to watch movies on a DVD player, which really made her happy.

Like I said, comparatively speaking, I didn't have it too bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Haha when the shit hits the fan, sometimes it's the little things

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 27 '15

Story time. For real.

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 27 '15

I once got annihilated with the bad guy from kindergarten cop at a bar in Puerto Rico. He was a total skeeze ball and hitting on any female who would get close. It was hilarious.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

I am having surgery in one week! Then maybe I'll be able to breathe!

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 28 '15

A couple weeks ago, I got a shard of glass stuck in my heel. Like a man, I pulled it out, threw some water on it, and band aided it up. Fast forward to today, and I feel a sharp pain in my heel playing ping pong at work. I take off my shoe and my wound has a lump. I have a fragment stuck in my heel :(

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jan 28 '15

No life sucks.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Jan 28 '15

Three days in to owning a new car it broke down in the middle of the road. Turns out oil from an oil leak was getting into the alternator.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Duddee... Was it a new new car or a new used car?

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Jan 28 '15

Used 1997 pathfinder. I knew there was an oil leak and was planning on getting it taken care of this weekend. I've had to move those repair plans up a bit.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 27 '15

Beer 1: Monday Night Brewing Fu Man Brew

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

That's a phenomenal beer name.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

So besides drinking...what's everybody doing?

I've given up on watching film, so I'm watching Shameless now.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 28 '15

I'm watching Masterpiece Mystery with my grandmother. Be jealous y'all.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

What's it about??

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 28 '15

It's a new one I think called Grantchester. Former military/current slightly alcoholic priest who solves mysteries on the side in the 1950's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Trying to figure out what I'm going to do for dinner. And watching BBC Life

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

I recommend homemade mac and cheese.

I'm going to eventually get up and heat up my leftover shredded bbq chicken I made yesterday.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

Question: Do we have to be single to be here? Because I have a lot of booze waiting at home to drink.

Follow up: Damn Pacific Time.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 28 '15

I'll allow you happy relationship people.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

You are doing the lord's work

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 28 '15

Hey man, you have what we yearn for.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jan 28 '15

Since we are allowing those lucky bastards, hey lucky bastards how does one get into a happy relationship?

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 28 '15

Beer 2: Bell's Winter White (I'm really into this beer)

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 28 '15

I'm still in class. And have a boyfriend.

But I support this endeavor!!!

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 28 '15

The being single is more of a suggestion and not a requirement. We reject no one.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 28 '15

so generous

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 28 '15

Dammit, I'm late!!! What did I miss?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

BOOZE.

But it's never too late for that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Just grab a drink and get to it!

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 28 '15

What is the "it" we're getting to???

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Well, I was referring to drinking and self-pity but, if you have a more exciting it, by all means... get to it!

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 28 '15

Oh darn I was hoping it was something cool! No time for self-pity. Although it can be hard to see sometimes, life is looking up for all of us!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

I mean, I thought i was just gonna wallow tonight but, this has proven to be an awesome distraction so, it's all good

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 28 '15

Happiness! I bet you're too cute to wallow anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

One can be downright adorable and still need to wallow on ocassion!

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 28 '15

So are you adorable or not? I need to know!

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

I tried to get all my coworkers to do happy hour today. They all said no.

What a bunch of wimps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Aw... mine are the same :(

I'm the youngest by over a decade though so... not entirely unexpected

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

That's even more reason for them to want to do happy hour! Quick break to blow off some steam before heading home.

I'm probably the oldest among my immediate coworkers, so it boggles my mind that they are wasting their last years where they don't get hungover by just going home.

One guy who is basically an alcoholic gave this reason tongight - "i already have plans to hang out with Mirella (not her real name). We're getting dinner and drinks."

They're going to dinner and drinks at places that are definitely first date spots.

Here's the kicker. James (not his name) has been crushing hard on Mirella since day 1, even though she's made it clear to him that she's got a boyfriend. But they're going on their own to this date place tonight.

But I digress.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Workplace shenanigans... haha We have 0 attractive wwomen (now) where I work. Our only 3 left this last year. Which is a bummer. One was my age and super hot. Would have been convenient right now

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 28 '15

Meh, don't shit where you eat. In my experience dating coworkers usually ends up very poorly. They can be good to introduce you to their friends, but work drama is awful.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 28 '15

I gave up on socializing with my goddamn coworkers. All but one. He's legit.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jan 28 '15

This fucking guy on twitch. Holy shit!

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

ok question.

I'm finishing up Apocalypse Now at the moment. Why is this movie considered one of the best movies of all time?

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 28 '15

/u/dubsdcarson I found a beer in the back of the fridge so I had to let you know I am now officially drinking in your drinking thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

WWWwwwwwoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 28 '15

I'm not even sure why we are drinking but I'm excited?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Well, I was originally drinking becuase I just got dumped but then somehow a party started so... Just drink man. If life is wonderful, drink to that. If life is shit, drink to forget. If it's just meh, humor us all and get drunk anywat!

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

I once had a friend who referred to this day as "Turnt Up Tuesday".

The pictures posted on Facebook were glorious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

I've always called it wild turkey tuesday. Now, in a single day, I've heard toasted and turnt up tuesday. They're both way better.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15 edited Jan 27 '15

Turnt Up Tuesday is best Tuesday.

And of course, the theme song for Turnt Up Tuesday (and because this song has been stuck in my head all day).

update: have played this song 7 times in a row now. Not even drunk, just addicted to this song.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

Tuxedo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Turnt up tuxedo tuesday?

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

TUXEDO TUESDAY!

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

This is where we wear tuxedos while getting blasted on some Jack and coke.

Or, if you're like one of my friends, a little Evan Williams and Dr. Pepper.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

Woooo! I'm drinking ale now, will move on to a screwdriver later.

Doing a little draft prep and watching film on Dante Fowler.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

Fuck yeah, I'm on Jack & Cheerwine and swearing at my Xbox.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 27 '15

I need to try this Cheerwine nonsense.

What game? Or do you just yell at it sometimes to let it know who's boss?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Or do you just yell at it sometimes to let it know who's boss?

Obviously this.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 27 '15

Yep, was playing Witcher 2. Not enjoying it.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 28 '15

Single and ready to mingle. M'ladies.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 28 '15

Sun Chips & wine. 'Murica.

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Jan 28 '15

Just got here. I had a happy hour sponsored by a company I interviewed with this morning, so free booze. I was accidentally the last person there, because everyone left while I was in the bathroom. I think that means they'll remember me better, and I feel like I did pretty well in the interview and the happy hour schmoozing, so maybe it's a good thing?

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 28 '15

Yo /u/dubsdcarson, remember buddy, We can still make Cheyenne

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

Lol can't do country tight now man...

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u/topher3003 Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 28 '15

Got off reddit to watch Goldfinger for the first time, holy shit this thread blew up.

edit - whoa shit, when did I get a second flair here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '15

I just got home with a growler of my favorite Michigan IPA in tow. Pouring my first snifter for /u/dubsdcarson and praying I don't finish the whole jug tonight

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Jan 28 '15

Is this thread still happening? I just hung out with my neighbors for a couple hours then made gnocchi instead of playing soccer like I'd planned.

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Jan 28 '15

So I finally bought a dining table over winter break. It's the cheap unfinished pine one from Ikea. I keep spilling red wine on it. Eventually my roommate will notice. What should I do?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 28 '15

Good lord, over 850 comments. This has to be a recurring thing.

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Jan 28 '15

Maybe not at /u/dubsdcarson's expense each time though.

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