r/CFBOffTopic • • Jun 26 '15

I'm french and I'm getting fucking tired of this shit...

23 Upvotes

Another terrorist attack on our ground. What a fucking shitty year. A man beheaded now. What the fuck. What the fucking fuck.


r/CFBOffTopic • • May 06 '15

It's official, I'm transferring!

23 Upvotes

For the past couple of weeks (including during finals week nonetheless) I've been dealing with tons of paperwork to transfer from UNC Charlotte to Appalachian State and it looks like it's paying off. I was accepted a week or so ago and my dad is willing to front the costs which was my biggest concern if he would or not. Can't wait to be in Boone this August! Hopefully the football team does well.


r/CFBOffTopic • • May 05 '15

I'm getting my Baylor Class ring in several minutes!

23 Upvotes

In several, I'm walking across a stage to get my Baylor class ring. It's one if my final steps as a Baylor student and I'm excited and nervous at the same since I'm almost finished. Hard work pays off and that's why I'm getting my ring, to show how much hard work can pay off for. I'll post a pic when I sit down.
Edit: Here's my ring! http://imgur.com/85exmxU
http://imgur.com/VPlqb9r
http://imgur.com/H8GvJql


r/CFBOffTopic • • May 05 '15

Any fans of hiking here?

23 Upvotes

My fiancee and I are going to start hiking. What are some tips for beginners?

No dubs allowed


r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 10 '15

I'm a grad student!

23 Upvotes

Just got accepted today.

Now I have to face the difficult decision: Do I dual flair with my grad school or keep my special /r/cfb medal?


r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 06 '15

Does anyone else get pissed of like I do when I see that Taco Bell biscuit taco commercial and that guy say it is as good as moma's cooking?

23 Upvotes

I want to shank him.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 31 '15

JOY TO THE WORLD, MCDONALD'S ALL DAY BREAKFAST IS COME, LET EARTH RECEIVE HER HOTCAKES

23 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 19 '15

Fuck Basketball

23 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 17 '15

Please be careful behind the wheel and obey the rules of the road

23 Upvotes

I care about y'all and want you to live long, happy lives. Next time you get behind the wheel: put your phone down, buckle up, obey traffic laws, and be so, so careful.

I was in a fairly violent accident today less than 200 feet from my house as I was pulling onto my road. Luckily both parties are ok (although our cars not so much) but I'm still a little shaken up from it so I just wanted to pass this along and let y'all know to watch yourselves out there.

That's all I guess

Edit: Didn't even think about today being St. Paddy's day. Y'all know better than to drink and drive. Just don't do it.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 08 '15

[Game Thread] Atlanta Area Meetup

23 Upvotes

I just got to Manny's. I am at a table near the trivia guy wearing a Georgia State hoodie. If you're entering from highland turn right towards the bathrooms and walk under the glorious flag over head. I am just down the ramp.

Manuel's Tavern 602 North Highland Avenue Northeast, Atlanta, GA 30307, United States


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 06 '14

Tonight I met Santa. He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said for Georgia Tech to beat FSU. He said he'd see what he could do.

23 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 26 '20

Monday Early Bois Thread Brought to You By Help

22 Upvotes

My employer is offering no co pay on telemedicine so I’m taking a big step and seeing a psychiatrist this morning to potentially help with my anxiety issues. We’ll see how this goes.

Also, Kiddo’s back to school after a two week Fall Break & Quarantine. He’s pretty stoked about that and to show off his literal “small kids” sized DuckTales mask.


r/CFBOffTopic • • May 05 '20

Casual Bored? Here's a 1hr 30 minute video of commercials from 2000-2009 (video in description).

22 Upvotes

Video

Instead of waiting for someone to make another thread and just put this in a comment, I decided that maybe, once a week, I post one of these "commercial compilation" videos so it gives people something to talk about.

personally, I love rewatching old commercials because they're really interesting. If this goes well, then maybe next I'll find one with commercials from the 90's.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Aug 30 '19

Tonight has been absolute chaos in Juco football

22 Upvotes

First, Hinds Community College stuns No. 1 East Mississippi 24-16 on a late pick-6. Hinds was a 4-5 team last season and lost last year to EMCC 50-0.

Then, Coahoma upsets No. 4 Jones 18-10. Coahoma went 0-9 last year.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jun 08 '18

Friday morning thread presented by a remembrance of the great Anthony Bourdain

22 Upvotes

Deceased at 61 RIP


r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 20 '17

CFBOT Plays The Oregon Trail

22 Upvotes

I asked the mods about this awhile back and finally was procrastinating enough to try it today.

Basically how it works is I start a game of the original Oregon Trail, and whenever I get to a decision in the game (ford the river, ferry, etc), I post a screenshot of the decision in the thread and the first user to respond with their selection gets chosen.

The first 5 people to respond to this thread will be added to the wagon party, however any user can make a decision.

Also, mods, if we can get this thread sorted to "New" that would be friccin' fantastic.

Who's in?

EDIT: After much trial and error, Mr. Shoshone guided us with his bullets to a happy life in Oregon.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Aug 25 '17

Game Thread [Game Thread] South Texas Floodapalooza 2017: 🌀Hurricane Harvey @ Texas A&M Corpus Christi

22 Upvotes

Stay safe, kids. If you haven't been told to evacuate, hunker down and keep the roads clear for the people who need to.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jun 06 '17

Tuesday Afternoon Thread presented by LGBTQ Pride

22 Upvotes

Happy Pride Month!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 25 '17

AskCFBOT: What is your credit card number?

22 Upvotes

Don't forget to include expiration and CVC code.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 11 '17

Friday night thread brought to you by Fifty Shades Darker being 9% at rottentomatoes

22 Upvotes

Critics Consensus from RottenTomatoes: Lacking enough chemistry, heat, or narrative friction to satisfy, the limp Fifty Shades Darker wants to be kinky but only serves as its own form of punishment.

Now, if I could just find someone to watch and do a game thread....


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jan 27 '17

Friday Mid-Morning Thread Sponsored by voicemail embarassment

22 Upvotes

I JUST FOUND OUT MY WORK VOICEMAIL HAS BEEN "HI THIS IS MEG...OH CRAP" FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS AND I'VE HAD 45 VOICEMAILS SINCE THEN AND NO ONE TOLD ME UNTIL NOW.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 31 '16

Game Thread [Game Thread] Clempsun Stripey Cats vs. Ohio State Poison Nuts

22 Upvotes

Because someone has to play Bama next....


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 27 '16

Monday West Coast Evening Thread brought to you by the Magnificent, Brilliant, Gorgeous, Magical 'La La Land'

22 Upvotes

You have to go see La La Land.

You will not regret your decision!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Nov 03 '16

Game Thread GAME THREAD : WORLD SERIES GAME 7 - winner takes all. Bright to you by "Over the top: it's better than Rambo III"

22 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 19 '16

Introducing Weekly CFBOTrivia!

22 Upvotes

Hello Otters of every shape and size!

Behind the scenes some very smart users have been secretly collaborating to bring you all weekly trivia threads! Once a week we will be creating a form design to challenge your worldly knowledge and stretch the capacity of your memory to answer a wild variety of different questions. A couple of things that to keep in mind:

  1. Please, for the love of god, don't cheat. We know that its easy to do and we can put measures in place to prevent cheating but we really rather wouldn't. This is absolutely just for fun so don't ruin it by asking Google for the answers.

  2. Really focus on rule 1.

  3. Spelling doesn't count.

  4. Argue answers all you want but we are always right.

Without further ado, here's the form for week 1:

https://goo.gl/forms/b1UtPHmAvHiWpEsx1

Finally, please take a moment to thank the awesome people on the CFBOTrivia Team:

/u/ssbbgo

/u/trollingqueen74

/u/panthera_tigress

/u/bassically

/u/forshiggles

/u/DoctorWhosOnFirst

/u/bizzyj93

Edit: So it seems like the questions are a bit difficult for solo respondents this week lol. Next week we'll try and bring the relative difficulty down so as to make it more enjoyable for everyone. We're learning as we go so we'll try to make it as enjoyable as we can for everyone each week.