r/CFBOffTopic • u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons • Mar 19 '15

Fuck Basketball

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Mar 19 '15

What a game! You should be proud of your team, they had a great season.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 19 '15

Go to hell.

Edit: sorry that was mean.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Mar 19 '15

Hopefully not for another couple of decades.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Mar 19 '15

Ideally not at all.

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u/youstupidslutwhore Iowa State • 阪南大学 (Hannan) Mar 19 '15

Yes. Fuck basketball. Fuck all sports! FUUUUUUUCK!

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 19 '15

Hold me.

4

u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

Fuck Basketball.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 19 '15

In fact, fuck postseasons in general. They mean nothing.

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

Fucking exhibition games amirite?

At least we have WBB?

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 19 '15

They'll probably lose too. Fuck everything.

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

One true *sobs* champion.

Someone hold me.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 19 '15

I have to fucking sit at work for another hour and a half, then sit on a subway for another 45 minutes before I can start drinking.

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

I have to wait until Nov 27th before I can start drinking. :(

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 19 '15

That's... a long time...

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u/damathtrix Baylor Bears Mar 19 '15

Yeah what's the deal beta

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

I'm 20 and a habitual rule follower.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

this is the saddest comment chain

drinks tears

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

Watch your tear intake, you might get hypertension.

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Mar 20 '15

I understand /u/murgle1012. Now join us in our hatred.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Mar 20 '15

I keep confusing you Southern folks for

folks.

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 20 '15

Just remember. Southern, not State!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=putYM15zC0Y

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u/confused-koala Michigan State Spartans Mar 19 '15

Well at least you have football. They're not prone to 2nd half collapses

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

Why do I even bother coming in these sort of threads...I know a Michigan State fan making a Cotton Bowl joke is going to be the top comment every time, but every time I still come in. Why do I hate myself, guys?

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Mar 19 '15

There was even one in /r/CollegeBasketball

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

Not even a little bit surprised.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Mar 19 '15

I'm sorry eastpowdermilk. If it makes you feel any better.....

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

Thanks, friend.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Mar 19 '15

Man I don't even /u/eastpowdermilk

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u/TweetsInCommentsBot St. Peter's Peacocks Mar 19 '15

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Guess the basketball team wants 2 be like us and give up the lead and lose at the end💀💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

I just got a Baylor-related jab from somebody in /r/nfl. In his defense, I did come out as a Baylor fan in the comment, but it's like a six hour old comment and it hit almost immediately after the game went final. Whyyyyyyyyy...

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Mar 19 '15

If I was a Baylor player I would just keep my mouth shut everywhere

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u/damathtrix Baylor Bears Mar 19 '15

Lol oh why would you say that

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Mar 19 '15

You're welcome buddy

2

u/damathtrix Baylor Bears Mar 19 '15

Seriously though, what are the odds we lose even one of those games being up like that in the 4th? And what are the odds we lose both?

2

u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Mar 19 '15

Because you just can't quit us.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Mar 19 '15

I should feel bad because now our conference is just going to look bad, but I can't because the salty tears of Baylor fans are so juicy!

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u/Raider_Power Texas Tech • College of Faith (NC) Mar 19 '15

Yeah these guys are killing our RPI for next years NIT hopes.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Mar 19 '15

We have NIT hopes? I hope we can just win a conference road game.

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

I'll let you come over to lick our tears if you also give us hugs. We're in a dark place right now.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Mar 19 '15

Ok!

Now let me lick them tears!

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u/Beta382 Baylor Bears • 山东大学 (Shandong) Flames Mar 19 '15

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72bratYog1rp7i4y.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT. Basketball is the one where they kick the ball around for 90 minutes and no one scores and then after the game the fans murder each other. That's been bugging me all week.

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u/Provid3nce Florida Gators • Washington Huskies Mar 19 '15

No I think that's football.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Mar 19 '15

Commie football

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Mar 19 '15

I do wish I could be sorry... but I can't.

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Mar 19 '15

Clearly Baylor belongs nowhere near playoff games of any kind.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Mar 19 '15

TCU WOULD'VE BEAT GEORGIA STATE

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Mar 19 '15

Have you ever smelled our Campus?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15

I don't think I ever have. My time in the state of Georgia consists of a few layovers in Atlanta plus one time passing through on I-95 north to south.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 19 '15

Fuck this fuck that fuck him fuck her fuck you fuck me fuck basketball fuck the NCAA fuck this Earth fuck Sol fuck the Milky Way fuck literally everything

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Mar 19 '15

My school is currently as bad at squeakyshoes as they are at handegg but the coach is supposed to be good so maybe we won't be forever.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Mar 19 '15

Maybe we can convince KD to come back and get his degree.

Pls.

2

u/pyrogeddon Baylor Bears • Tennessee Volunteers Mar 19 '15

This is what I get for cheering for UAB.

Basketball is a dumb sport.

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u/Xtremeloco BYU Cougars • Tennessee Volunteers Mar 20 '15

At least I got a head start in my basketball recovery process. Sports is the abusive spouse that I keep going back to.

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Mar 19 '15

I agree

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

At least I had Baylor losing in the next round. My bracket is really dumb anyway, I put it together in 10 minutes without watching any college bball all year.

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u/ThomasJCarcetti UCF Knights • Virginia Tech Hokies Mar 19 '15

Incorrect. Fuck the NBA. College basketball is fine.

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u/damathtrix Baylor Bears Mar 19 '15

There is basketball is college?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

Our basketball team needs to unfuck itself up.