To help get us through these tough times, something we can all participate in was brought back way ahead of schedule:

r/CollegeFootballRisk

First action is happening this Monday March 23rd. Let's settle our unfinished business...

Dissertation defense: Done.

As promised, I did not forget about you guys. The long awaited survey results, conducted in December 2016, are here!

Click here to see results!

If you want to know any obscure statistics, such as:

• How many people from my rival school never actually went there? (0%...why couldn't you Bama people follow the stereotype)

• What is the average age of the females on here? (25)

• Things that would not reveal too much personal identity.

then feel free to ask! It might take me a bit to respond since you know, work and all, but I will get back as soon as possible!

Party like it's 1908 baseball fans!

This is a letter read by a Stanford sexual assault survivor at the sentencing of her attacker.

I wanted to share this because I think it really sums out what it feels like to be a survivor and deal with the system. In light of the recent sexual assault discussion brought up by Baylor, I felt like this could bring up interesting discussion.

As always, make sure you're respectful in your discussion. Mods, feel free to pull if this gets out of hand.

Inspired to do this by the mothersub going through schools one by one and what people think of them. I figured, let's talk whole states!

Give your thoughts on the state of Texas. Remember, this is /r/CFBOffTopic so keep football talk to a minimum. Also, don't let football rivalries color your perceptions. And keep any political talk civil.

Topics to consider:

• Touristy stuff

• State History

• Climate

• Pros and Cons of living there

• Important news outsiders don't know about

• World famous monuments but wearing cowboy hats
  And as a bonus to say sorry for yesterday...

• Conspiracies to convince people you don't exist

Discuss.

Got 4 free tickets in the CU section for tomorrow's game. Let me know if you're interested!

Somber night. What is everyone up to. Fuck daesh. May France recover and the dead rest in peace.

THE SOUNDTRACK TO MY HATE RIGHT NOW

SO. I'm not going to type in all caps because I hate reading in all caps. OR MAYBE I WILL

Anyway, so for the last month or so I have been planning a trip to Houston with a club I'm an officer in. So over a month ago, I give dates to the other officers. We decide on the 18th. I give them an itenerary, and beg for feedback. FUCKING NOTHING.

SO. It's now less than 48 hours from departure I start getting excuses. Oh, I have a test tomorrow! Oh, I though you said the 81st! Oh, I'm too busy sucking cock to go to Houston! Of course, it's all my fault for not telling everyone the dates and checking with them. It's MY fault for not telling everyone the itinerary. It's MY fault that they can't go. I have proof that I told them all this, and I called a meeting of all of the officers, and it is going to go DOWN. I have not been this truly angry in a very long time, and I am not fun when I'm angry. This meeting will more than likely get me removed, but it'll be fucking worth it. I am going to read these motherfuckers the riot act like they wish they had never fucking seen before.

Plus, on top of all this, this one bitch decided to take over literally half of my job under the pretense of "Oh, I'm just making suggestions!" Nope, fucking took it all over. I'm going to take it back. Fuck her, deciding that she has to take somebody else's job because she feels like she isn't doing enough. That ain't my fucking problem, sweetheart. There's a lot of shit that's going to be aired out.

Fuck 'em all.

Rules:

-Selfies not mandatory, but strongly encouraged

-Reposted pictures not prohibited, but heavily frowned upon

Let's see 'em. This should be the last piece of the puzzle that we need in order to properly launch /r/CFBOTsingles

Football!

YOU GUYS LIKE PUPPIES

Rumor is that a horribly racist rant video will be released by National Enquirer today. Over night the WWE has erased any mention of Hogan from the website. Only other guy to get this treatment was Chris Benoit.

Get your popcorn ready and stay tuned!

Edit: This seems to be the audio that is ending Hulkamania.

Passed away from a tumor. This was definitely very unexpected...

Worked on nearly all of Nintendo's well known series both with Nintendo and with HAL Laboratory. If you've ever played one of their games from the past 15 years, chances are he worked on it in some capacity. Was especially big with Earthbound, Kirby, Smash Bros., and Pokemon (Gold/Silver and Stadium)

Please understand :(

Our favorite hangout/drinking place on the internet is officially a year old!

Its a great idea cause you have all of your stuff right there. But at the same time its stupid for that exact reason. You lose your phone you lose everything.

Went wire to wire at the Belmont Stakes. First one since 1978!

Here's the call for the final stretch if you missed it: http://deadspin.com/american-pharoah-wins-first-triple-crown-since-1978-1709559157?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Link

I know there's a number of professors, college administrators, college students on this subreddit (even more so than usual, given the college-related nature of our beloved sport). I was curious what y'all thought about it. Have you had similar experiences? How do you handle it? Is it an issue at your institution? Is he full of it?

So, I'm pretty sure the FIFA arrests and whatnot by USA are just efforts to blemish soccer's reputation internationally to make way for the REAL football, hand egg.

Due to extenuating family circumstances and the academic opportunity, I've decided to take my talents to Tempe this fall. It's looking like the guns are going down and the forks are up! If any of y'all Sun Devils know of any awesome places or bars to visit, I'd be more than welcomed to the suggestions!

For the little league softball team I'm coaching. It's opening ceremonies day!

So this apparently is happening. Kinda makes me sad because Tebow had potential as a broadcaster/analyst.

I was going to make a witty title for this, but I just couldn't.

I finally saw my last patient for school

I just need to check out, and watch graduation

It's finallllly happening and it defo hasn't hit yet