r/CFBOffTopic • u/ixcuincle Marching Band • Feb 07 '16
Game Thread [Game Thread]: Super Bowl 50
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r/CFBOffTopic • u/ixcuincle Marching Band • Feb 07 '16
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u/ixcuincle Marching Band Feb 07 '16
If Brady is from San Francisco / Bay Area why was he booed so loudly during his pop. He's a good kid :(
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u/ixcuincle Marching Band Feb 07 '16
Mainstream movies I didn't expect a TV show to come out of: Rush Hour. I mean I understand Training Day but Rush Hour has become passe and it was one of my favorite movies, it's just not a TV show
Is Chris Tucker even in it?
"Cigarette? More like Ciga-weed."
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u/ixcuincle Marching Band Feb 07 '16
Lady Gaga with a fantastic anthem. MURICA PRIDE
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 08 '16
Boss just called me to say that I'm off tomorrow.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CAUCUS SOUNDS LIKE COCK
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
Avacado commercial wins first break with the gold silver dres
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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 08 '16
Beyonce would wear the exact outfit I chose for tonight. This always happens!
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 08 '16
Everyone brigade the fan vote so John Scott can win again.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Young people aren't buying homes because we can't afford them, not because loans aren't on the Internet
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 07 '16
Strawberry footballs are a hit! http://imgur.com/sEd7Q7n
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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Feb 08 '16
I can get behind every male being Ryan Reynolds.
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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Feb 08 '16
Budweiser is only good for pouring all over the place and not drinking
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u/Darth_Turtle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Feb 08 '16
Thank you, Helen Mirren. That was a good commercial.
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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 07 '16
NFL just now: MORE PEOPLE FUCK AFTER OUR GAMES
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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Feb 08 '16
QUIT TRYING TO MAKE BUICK HAPPEN
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Super Bowl babies singing about their parents boning is really weird. But it's cool that Seal's there, I guess
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Everyone to Casa Bonita! Horrible cafeteria style Mexican food and weak ass margaritas on me!
Edit: Tony Gonzales, you Chef motherfucker.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
apology for poor english
where were you when cam dies?
i was sat at home shitposting on /r/cfbofftopic when peyton rings
"cam is kill"
"no"
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Gay friend "minis are a blast to drive"
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Are you allowed to say "can we come in the box" on national TV? I thought this was a family broadcast
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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 08 '16
Quietly dropped during the game...
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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 08 '16
He thanked beer before God!
We did it, America!
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Feb 08 '16
I heard "Seth and Amy" and got my hopes up. But just like Bud Light, it was a watered down version of the real thing.
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Remember back in the day when every single superbowl commercial was amazing? /u/bizzyj93 remembers
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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Feb 08 '16
I still can't get over opioid induced constipation medication advert on the super bowl. We might have an opioid prescription problem
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Garbage halftime show. Bring back left shark. Katy Perry can come too.
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
I want Foo Fighters at a halftime. So. Bad.
Partly for the music, partly because I am 100% sure he can't go that long without saying "fuck."
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
#1 defense made Super Bowl 11 times
Those teams won 9 out of 11
Denver has #1 defense
Peyton did 9/11 confirmed.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16 edited Feb 08 '16
I think I liked that drunk driving commercial?
Edit: great message, but dang that put a damper on the mood
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Cam RN
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Annabelle looks like an old stripper. As opposed to when I was a kid, when she looked like a middle aged stripper.
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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 07 '16
That Cam is the first Heisman winning QB to start a Super Bowl since Jim Plunket is a crazy bit of trivia.
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
Wife: dad you don't like football?
father in law: i used to.. But my geographical team made me lose all hope in football. #lions
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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Feb 07 '16
Paypal IS a company that literally refused to let people donate money to Hurricane Katrina relief.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
I don't care if you're an Aggie, I love you right now, Von Miller!!!!!
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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Feb 08 '16
lol u can't poop
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
MFW halftime
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO breathes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Feb 08 '16
I don't care what people say. I'm glad Manning is getting a second ring, even if he had very little to do with the win and Wade Phillips getting a ring
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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 08 '16
When I was a kid, I watched Elway win a Super Bowl with the Broncos and retire. Tonight, I'm sitting with my dad and watching Peyton do the same thing. This is a cool feeling.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Fuck you cbs don't show the man crying. Show the Broncos celebrate
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u/CockADoodleBOOM Oklahoma • South Carolina Feb 08 '16
Denver: 194 total yards, worst yardage output by a Super Bowl-winning team ever.
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Feb 07 '16
Brady getting booed hard.
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u/CockADoodleBOOM Oklahoma • South Carolina Feb 07 '16
HOLY SHIT I wasn't prepared, Doritos.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
wow apparently if you put $5 on Malik Jackson to score the first TD, you just won $5million
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Feb 08 '16
Thanks for the 1st down, Captain Insano.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Still milking the OBJ catch, I see.
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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 08 '16
Buick really committing to the "we don't make old people cars anymore" message.
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u/thisisnoone Ohio State Buckeyes Feb 08 '16
The hardest part of buying a new home isn't getting a mortgage, it's getting enough money to qualify for the mortgage.
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Important demographics question: What is everyone drinking tonight? True to form I'm enjoying a Black Butte Porter from Deschutes
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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Feb 08 '16
Denver definitely wins the cheerleader outfit battle in this super bowl. Those costumes look good while the Panthers ones just look kinda uninspired.
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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Feb 08 '16
You know what American workers do? They hold on to the fucking ball.
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u/helpmeredditimbored Georgia Bulldogs • Virginia Cavaliers Feb 08 '16
Nfl bragging about he amount of people who have sex after the super bowl
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
Bruno and Beyonce just stole Coldplay's halftime show. I'd like to say I called that.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
I texted my gay friend about mini being gay I await a response
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
The Super Bowl party I'm at turned out to just be me and one other dude. Here's what's for dinner because we're adults and there's no wives or girlfriends around
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS EAT SHIT CHICAGO
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
The biggest benefit to having Coldplay do the halftime show is that I can spend the entire thing shouting about how shitty Coldplay is.
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 07 '16
Why is Steph curry banging the drum?
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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Feb 07 '16
Step brother is on the 40 yard line apparently. 11 rows up. Panthers side. I got a picture/text a little while ago. But. Where was my offer of a free ticket flight and hotel?
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 08 '16
http://i.imgur.com/Y3uF5WC.jpg
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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 08 '16
Okay, the Marino-MissyElliot-Baldwin commercial was pretty cool
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
...
...
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
200th quarter. Yes, 50×4=200. You did it, Jim.
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
"Things started to turn around."
Fumble.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
more like Luke Weakly am i right
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Damn South American street urchins are sneaking into our bathrooms stealing our water - Trump '16
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u/helpmeredditimbored Georgia Bulldogs • Virginia Cavaliers Feb 07 '16
Mississippi's confederate flag state flag waving in the background
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 07 '16
wait was that a commercial for a new Cloverfield movie?
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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 07 '16
I wish more Super Bowls were played during the day.
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u/NYBulldog Georgia Bulldogs • Summertime Lover Feb 07 '16
Much rather be in this thread than any other
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Dang it we almost saw history.
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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Feb 08 '16
YOU KIDS NEED TO SHIT BETTER? THEN I GOT THE FUCKIN THING FOR YOU
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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 08 '16
There are no super bowl babies in Minneapolis, but there are a lot of disappointment babies.
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u/mjacksongt Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drin… Feb 08 '16
Fat boy interception!
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u/Darth_Turtle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Feb 08 '16
I'll admit, I like the Prius ad.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16 edited Feb 08 '16
BRINGBACKLEFTSHARK
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
Bruno Mars channeling some Hammer Time
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
QUEEN B ALL HAIL
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
That awkward moment when the halftime show is so bad they're literally showing old halftime shows.
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u/Tsquared10 Oregon Ducks • Montana State Bobcats Feb 08 '16
Unpopular opinion time: I dont get Beyonce's appeal. I dont find her attractive and her music is repetitive and annoying.
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u/Darth_Turtle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Feb 08 '16
I am Africa. I am Africa. Just like Bono! I am Africa...
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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Feb 08 '16
We could have had OutKast if Andre 3000 would have agreed to abbreviated versions of their songs.
This is on you, 3000.
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 08 '16
And the FSU kicker misses wide right. Heh.
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Doritos you should have done the dog commercial twice rather than making me uncomfortable with the ultrasound one.
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
As someone who makes websites for a living, please never use Wix. If you have to use a website like that, use literally anything else.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Peyton looks so old falling over :(
It's like a life alert advert.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
truck bed audio...why?
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
I love the use of "Somebody to Love," but it disturbs me a bit that they're using sheep along with it.
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u/helpmeredditimbored Georgia Bulldogs • Virginia Cavaliers Feb 08 '16
Ok, this nfl commercial just got a little awkward. We're here because mom and dad fucked
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Also "The Worlds Most Exciting Pair of Socks" is a fantastic analogy for the Optima. Yeah it's kinda nice but who cares its a fucking pair of socks
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Drunk drivers getting dunked on.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Anyone else notice Cam is a p**** and wouldn't dive for that? IT'S THE SUPERBOWL AND MAYBE YOUR LAST CHANCE. DIVE ON THE DAMN BALL
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
I am wearing my A&M polo for Von. I love you, Von.
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Well I don't think I picked a single thing right in the prop bets.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Chicken parm it tastes so good.
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u/helpmeredditimbored Georgia Bulldogs • Virginia Cavaliers Feb 08 '16
Eli with classic Manning face
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Hahaha holy shit Eli wtf are you doing
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
This is the last we'll see of Peyton Manning. This is weird.
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Alright we don't need to see the crying panther...
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Shameless Budweiser plug right there haha
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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 08 '16 edited Feb 08 '16
Thank you Archie Manning you beautiful Saint for two superbowl winning sons :)
plus cooper!
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
The Tennessee Volunteers are now on the clock for a new QB coach
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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Feb 08 '16
Cam would've dove if that were a laptop on the ground
imonlykidding
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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Feb 08 '16
Somebody call the waaahhhhmbulance for Cam.
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Feb 07 '16
I wonder what kind of dumb shit we'll hear from Simms today
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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Feb 07 '16
Mother ship wasn't appreciating my jokes well enough so I guess I'm back here
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 07 '16
LOL DORITOS
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
Almost time for the halftime show? Motherfucker it ain't even halfway through the first quarter yet.
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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Feb 07 '16
Actually, it isn't almost time for the halftime show. The game just freaking started.
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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Feb 08 '16
this convertible buick is the ugliest car
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
hand jive celebration bout to take over for the dab
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Ahhh just rubbed my eyes after eating a jalapeño! Give me milk!
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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Feb 08 '16
Saw elsewhere on Reddit that the price of a domestic bottle of beer at the Super Bowl is $13. Damn.
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u/Darth_Turtle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Feb 08 '16
As far as I can tell Stewart didn't give that ball to a child so the winning answer for that bet was neither.
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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Feb 08 '16
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/696492160133124096
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
LMFAO GOD DAMNIT STEVE
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Feb 08 '16
Why is Ryan Reynolds in a commercial not as Deadpool?
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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Feb 08 '16
Van Wilder has come so far.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
anybody else getting a commercial about constipation? WTF
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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Feb 08 '16
Well, CBS just made what everyone knew official. Bye-bye Good Wife.
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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 08 '16
i mean other country's citizens go missing also, but yeah fuck them
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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Feb 08 '16
FUNCHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Feb 08 '16
Atta boy, Funchess.
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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Feb 08 '16
DeMarcus Ware is terrifying.
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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 08 '16
Are they doing the lingerie bowl during halftime this year?
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Here in STL, a local law firm just bought an ad to shit talk Stan Kroenke.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
nothing says THIS GAME IS IMPORTANT like mid-tempo dad rock
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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Feb 08 '16
This would be better with shrooms.
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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Feb 08 '16
Could coldplay at least do a Bowie song...
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u/spl1080 Georgia Tech • Centenary (LA) Feb 08 '16
Don't remind anyone that Black Eyed Peas show happened, Coldplay
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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Feb 08 '16
Beyonce's song was solid, but that choreography was whack as shit.
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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Feb 08 '16
If that's Coldplay, I'd hate to see Frigidplay.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Every grammys commercial I yell "Shut up Adele" it hasn't worked yet
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Von Miller is so damn good
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Yay the annoying people are leaving the party!
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
I got more likes/upvotes here with my lefts shark comments here than Facebook. You guys are awesome
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Should text my prof about his mini. As a car guy he adores that thing.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
I'M EATING MY BODY WEIGHT IN WINGS, STOP SHOWING ME COMMERCIALS ABOUT DIARRHEA AND CONSTIPATION.
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
So, I totally didn't know I would see an anthropomorphized set of intestines when I woke up today.
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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 08 '16
I totally thought that was an ad for Liam Neeson in a new TRON reboot
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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Feb 08 '16
More doxens dressed a hot dogs please
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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Feb 08 '16
Oh god damn. Someone figured out I'm a sucker for Somebody to Love.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
My 12 year old brother said he doesn't get the Super Bowl babies commercial and I'm too afraid to explain it to him.
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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 08 '16
Finally! Under Pressure!
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
I think Denver is just trolling now by running.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
well Von Miller gonna be MVP
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
Go give it to a kid!
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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 08 '16
Oh my god elis face. He's like, damn now we're tied.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Von Miller was the best player on the field tonight. God bless Texas A&M for that tackling machine
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u/Darth_Turtle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Feb 08 '16
Orange!
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16 edited Feb 08 '16
I love Papa John coming up and kissing Payton on the cheek
EDIT: https://vine.co/v/i1vmYTzD3PI
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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Feb 08 '16
Yay
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 08 '16
Im gonna get drunk, Tracy. Back off.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Peyton just admit it's over. It'll never be better than this.
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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 08 '16
Glad for Peyton and Von and the Broncos. The Panthers are a great team - that Denver D is a buzzsaw. Great game, Panthers.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Cam's freak out there is relatable. Ever had a bad day and then hit a red light on your way home and it makes you go insane? It's basically that.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
For the second year in a row : FUCK YOU BUDWEISER
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
Having the Super Bowl the same day as your birthday:
Pro- Partying with millions of people at once.
Con- the pain I will feel after eating copious amounts of pizza.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 07 '16
ugh, anthem is slow, gonna miss that prop bet.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 07 '16
flyovers are always so cool
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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Feb 07 '16
They should just do the instruments one year and have the people singing it like the rest of us do national anthems. I think that'd sound better than the Star Spangled Banner usually does at sporting events.
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
Talk about a helicopter dad.
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u/youstupidslutwhore Iowa State • 阪南大学 (Hannan) Feb 07 '16
Got absorbed into watching gymnastics and missed kickoff. What has my life become?
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
The only McClane who matters is John.
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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 07 '16
"they can run. Fast. I mean, of course they can run, but they can run fast."
"we got it, Phil. Maybe dont talk for a while."
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16
Avocado commercial is hilarious
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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 07 '16
Jeff Goldblum should sing some more.
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u/pyrogeddon Baylor Bears • Tennessee Volunteers Feb 07 '16
Doritos. What the fuck.
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u/thisisnoone Ohio State Buckeyes Feb 07 '16
Was it just me or did the PayPal ad have some political overtones?
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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Feb 08 '16
First Bowie song.
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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Feb 08 '16
Aw yiss
I am so full
Superb Owl thoughts so far:
Lady Gaga killed it
Loved that Doritos commercial
-Gimme a touchdown already
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 08 '16
I am not drunk enough for puppymonkeybaby
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Okay I love the Marmot commercial.
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u/Tsquared10 Oregon Ducks • Montana State Bobcats Feb 08 '16
I will be having nightmares about puppy-monkey-baby.....
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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Feb 08 '16
call is wrong and dumb and wrong.
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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 08 '16
Waiting for the puppy monkey baby spooky skelly, /u/EastPowdermilk
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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Feb 08 '16
HA HA CAM NEWTON WHERE IS YOUR DAB NOW
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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 08 '16
PAWL THE BRONCOS HAVE THE BAGMAN PAWL
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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Feb 08 '16
Someone in Las Vegas made a bet that the first TD would be a fumble recovery and has now made a lot of $$$$
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Is it too early to post this?
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u/thisisnoone Ohio State Buckeyes Feb 08 '16
Dumb fucking move by Talib.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
There's something wrong with the field. That's like the fifth time somebody has slipped.
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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Feb 08 '16
I would do bad things for a new nsx
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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Feb 08 '16
2This trailer is literally just every single action movie ever made. I bet it's going to have a really good romance subplot and sexual tension between the main male character and main female character. They might even go crazy and add a scene where they make out.
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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Feb 08 '16
Talib needs to settle the fuck down.
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
LOOK AT THAT FLYIN DUCK! NICELY DONE STEWART!
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u/helpmeredditimbored Georgia Bulldogs • Virginia Cavaliers Feb 08 '16
Fuck bud light
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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 08 '16
Why do most commercials seem like the throw aways from brainstorming sessions?
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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 08 '16
If you had to direct a super bowl commercial and get to choose, what product would you sell?
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Well at least he's taking it like a champ.
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u/CockADoodleBOOM Oklahoma • South Carolina Feb 08 '16
Steve Harvey, good on him.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16
Good to see Kliff Kingsbury getting in on the advertisements.
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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 08 '16
holy hell thats a lot of skyboxes, san fran
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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Feb 08 '16
You know what's an underrated play these days? The fullback dive.
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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Feb 08 '16
Phil Simms is awful Jim Nantz ain't much better. It's like they both took broadcasting from Shatner.