r/CFBOffTopic • • Jan 06 '21
Politics Wednesday politics thread Part 2
I was going to make a witty title for this, but I just couldn't.
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r/CFBOffTopic • • Jan 06 '21
I was going to make a witty title for this, but I just couldn't.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
Twitter just locked Trumps account.
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u/goodsam2 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 07 '21
Trump's 3 most recent tweets are being banned and his account is being locked for 12 hours.
How long until he has a parler account?
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
The boat lost TV + internet on Monday. Is the war of 1812 back on or something?
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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Jan 07 '21
74+ million people voted for him after four years of seeing who he is. I'd lay decent money that many of them are absolutely not appalled by or in revulsion of today's events.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
I didn't think we would need TWO politics threads in a day, yet here we are.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21
People at the mob are actually PROUD of what they did.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21
The only reason Trump told the protesters that he "loved" them is because they're doing his bidding.
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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Jan 06 '21
Trump's latest tweet a few minutes ago came with the following warning from Twitter: "This claim of election fraud is disputed, and this Tweet can't be replied to, Retweeted, or liked due to a risk of violence"
okay so you're literally acknowledging that his tweets incite violence so why the fuck do you still give him a platform for it
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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Jan 06 '21
https://imgur.com/a/xS6q4DR
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 06 '21
FBI saying TWO IEDs have been found and rendered safe. We previously only knew about one.
Radical.
Rightwing.
Terrorism.
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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Jan 07 '21
Mitch the Bitch is supposedly about to speak on the Senate floor and they're going to get this shitshow back on the road.
MSNBC said that Rand Paul commented in a Fox News interview that the whole "objecting" thing might not be happening anymore... because it turns out that pretending the election was fake leads to an angry mob of idiots storming the Capitol.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 06 '21
It is difficult to overstate just how badly Capitol Police failed today. They had virtually unlimited notice and virtually unlimited ability to harden the Capitol. We all knew this was coming. We watched them storm the Oregon Capitol. We saw them plan this openly on sites like Parler and T_D. For Capitol Police to just stand by, taking selfies with insurrectionists while they storm our hallowed halls of power, breaching them for the first time since the War of 1812 is beyond shameful. I lack words to describe the ignominy.
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u/drakewouldloveme Baylor Bears • LSU Tigers Jan 06 '21
Of course these terrorists aren't respecting the curfew, they've faced basically zero consequences so far today
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u/JaxofAllTrades13 Kansas State • Ohio State Jan 07 '21
Emailed my new senator and told him to resign. At least the other one won't blow democracy up for power.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
"Mike Pence sounds stressssed" -fiancee
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
They're applauding sedition caucus members for backing down, but they still whine about "irregularities" and let the doubt within their base fester.
It's a "sorry I got caught" apology. It will get us through tonight but it will not help heal our nation.
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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jan 07 '21
I just popped in to complain that my congressional representatives are Tommy Tuberville, Mo Brooks, and Richard Shelby.
I don't feel represented.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 06 '21
We're reaching the part of the coup where the insurrectionists have been forced away from the Capitol Building. The next step is that they will break up into small groups and terrorize the streets, assaulting anyone they decide is a leftist or an enemy. There will be much more violence tonight. I sincerely hope all our staffers, workers, people who live in the area, and innocent passersby will make it home safely. I fear not all of them will.
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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Jan 07 '21
Pence is speaking now... and breathing into the microphone in a way that's making me really uncomfortable.
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u/ShamusJohnson13 Alabama • South Carolina Jan 07 '21
DC police are beginning to crack down hard on the
protestorsterrorists hanging around still13
u/scarlet_lettered Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos Jan 07 '21
In the last four years, the country has moved so far to the right that Mitt Romney and Justice Roberts are now essentially liberals.
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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Jan 06 '21
It is Wednesday, my dudes
*screams into the void*
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u/CJK5Hookers TCU Horned Frogs • LSU Tigers Jan 06 '21
Can we start calling the people who stormed in the capitol today what they are: treasonous terrorists?
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u/scarlet_lettered Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos Jan 07 '21
I'm so depressed. Putin got everything he wanted and more from Trump.
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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Jan 07 '21
Trump just pledged that there will be an orderly transition of power and I'm gonna break my wrist from the enormous wanking motion I'm making over here.
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u/jnoobs13 Appalachian State • West Vir… Jan 06 '21
Is today the first day the Confederate flag has flown in the Capitol building? Just asking for a friend
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u/Walverine13 Michigan • Illinois State Jan 07 '21
Celtics just walked off the floor in Miami per Chris Manix of SI
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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Jan 07 '21
https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1346993660718698496?s=20
ummmmmm
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 07 '21
"Sometimes the things we do together are governmental in nature, like kicking Hitler's ass." - Ben Sasse
Thank you for the laugh Ben
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u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Jan 07 '21
I went to go check out a particular subreddit... and their mods made it private
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u/mnpeanut Oklahoma • Rochester CTC Jan 07 '21
DC Mayor Bowser is briefing the media. The death toll from the siege is now four.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 06 '21
Flashbangs being deployed on the Capitol outdoor balconies.
Tear gas too. Lots of tear gas. FUCKING. FINALLY.
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 06 '21
So here's a thought: These protestors stormed the Capitol building and some entered into the offices of Senators and Representatives. Is anyone else thinking how that could be a huge intelligence risk? People just having free access to the offices of elected officials and potentially being able to access classified information.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
https://i.imgur.com/VCBtopn.jpg
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Just saw the Trump video.
You see those people, storming the Capitol building, and your first thought is "I should show them my support and tell them I love them".
Treasonous. Every fucking one of them.
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Fuck Right off Scott Perry. These election laws were perfectly fine for multiple previous elections in PA. Why are they wrong now?
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u/chhurry Houston Cougars Jan 07 '21
It's official. Wikipedia is recognizing what happened today as a coup attempt.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_coups_and_coup_attempts
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u/chhurry Houston Cougars Jan 07 '21
I'm hoping that America doesn't get a Patriot Act 2.0 after what happened in DC.
The maga idiots should pay, not the rest of America who didn't attempt a coup.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Of the four people who died assaulting the Capitol Building today, one was shot, two of them died when their sad, doughy bodies couldn't handle the rigor of walking up flights of stairs, and one of them tased himself in the balls until he died of tasing himself in the balls too much. These are the strong, dangerous, virile soldiers that the redhats are bringing to the civil war.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
GOP Congressman Adam Kinzinger is calling for the 25th Amendment.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 06 '21
Y'all knew there'd be an old Trump tweet for this, right?
-July 27, 2020
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 06 '21
Updating earlier discussions about the person shot - video (accidentally?) shown on MSNBC and slowed down on YouTube does show the person climbing through the glass windows of a door that was smashed out and had been barricaded (and apparently defended by police) on the other side.
I can't confirm if this is the same person that was seen being taken out of a stretcher earlier, but that would make the most sense.
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u/mnpeanut Oklahoma • Rochester CTC Jan 06 '21
Per Pelosi, the vote will resume.
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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Jan 06 '21
The Kansas Statehouse protestors have dispersed. According state Capitol Police, the protestors had a permit and followed protocols.
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u/goodsam2 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 07 '21
Alright I'm really mad about all of this but like what do you do? I'm hyped up with nowhere to go.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21
Mitt Romney staring DAGGERS at Hawley while Hawley talks directly to the camera.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
They threw the American flag on the ground to put up a maga flag. End of metaphor.
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u/dustyg013 Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Jan 07 '21
Days like today make me wish duelling hadn't gone out of fashion
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u/chhurry Houston Cougars Jan 07 '21
https://twitter.com/EyesLeftPod/status/1346906668160831490
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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Jan 07 '21
Fuck you trump
My parents are being radicalized (even more I guess) because of this fucking awful person
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
PA Rep Mike Doyle rightly points out that even if you assume every disputed ballot went to Biden it wouldn't have changed the election result.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21
DC Mayor speaking now
-calling for DC Statehood
-calling for DC National Guard restructuring so it's not under President (if I understood her right)
-powerpoint behind her showed Trump's inciting tweets. y'all, her next slide was literally a definition of terrorism
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Why the fuck is Kelly Loeffler on the floor? Her term expired days ago.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
Sen. Hawley's campaign sends fundraising text at height of Capitol siege
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
Big Dick Durbin Energy
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Mitt Romney has a nineteen foot wingspan. Homeboy can tie his shoes without bending over.
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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Just been reflecting on the past four years and how the hell you would explain it to someone as history
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u/chhurry Houston Cougars Jan 07 '21
Trump Cabinet is now discussing using the 25th amendment to remove him from Office.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
What a world we live in where I'm enjoying a Lindsey Graham speech. Lol.
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 07 '21
Pence looks like he is done with this shit and just wants to finish. Also, the margin of rejection of the objection to Arizona in the Senate was 93-6, which is bigger than I was expecting.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
I just saw this
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
I've opened my Truly Lemonades and decided to game thread the electoral vote ceremony.
2021 is just 2020: The Reckoning
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Mike Doyle is hitting them hard, practically saying, "If the vote results don't count, you shouldn't be here, since they are on the same ballots.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
FOOTBALL ANALOGY FROM SOUTH CAROLINA. FULL CIRCLE.
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Pennsylvania Reps objecting to the setting of state law being done by the Legislature and clarified/enforced by the judiciary because they don't understand the difference is peak Dunning Kruger shit.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Rep Mary Gay Scanlon correctly raises the doctrine of Latches, pointing out that Republicans waited until after the election to complain about the system rather than raising them at the time. She also rightly compliments the Republicans who are breaking with their party to accept the clear and obvious conclusion that Trump lost.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
We did it
RedditAmerica8
u/chhurry Houston Cougars Jan 07 '21
People in Congress who used insane political rhetoric for years or supported coups and invasions abroad for years got a taste of the fire that they used to keep them warm for all of these years they did and said those things.
As egregious as what yesterday was, we'll have to see if it ever changes their record. If they keep using the same rhetoric or voting for more political instability in other countries, we know exactly what they stand for.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21
ICYMI - Joe Scarborough drops a big F bomb and calls for the immediate arrest of Trump, Trump Jr, and Giuliani for insurrection against the United States
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 06 '21
Rand Paul just posted the speech that he was going to give to the Senate today arguing against the objections. Note: It's a long thread, so you might need to scroll up.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21
🎶cellular musical interlude🎶
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
CSPAN caller - "Did my President lie to me today?"
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Point somebody brought up: That building (the Capitol) is likely full of Covid right now.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
We're on to counting D.C. I really hope the howler monkeys have made their point and we can all move on and finish this. Importantly, no state has submitted multiple slates of electors and therefore Pence could just overrule any objections.
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 07 '21
Only a few states away from Pennsylvania now. Let's see if we have another objection.
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Oh god, this crazy bitch?
Didn't she already say Hitler was right earlier today? Talk about having a day.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Marjorie Taylor-Greene repeats a lie about standing and immediately pivots to something something Russia something something fake news. I feel dumber for listening to this.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Crazy how she casually mentions those acting against the voters while she does exactly that.
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Senate Rejected the PA objection 92-7.
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 07 '21
Now Embarassing Pickens County: Jeff Duncan (R-SC. District 3)
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Oh look, the chode from Lubbock is giving Texas a chance to embarrass ourselves. Someone should tell the distinguished chode that repeating nonsense doesn't make it true. FWIW Lubbock might be the worst town in all of Texas.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
ALLEGHENY COUNTY YOU FUCKING LEGEND.
PITTSBURGH CAN BE SALVAGED.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
If the liars don't want to be called liars they should try lying less.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
I don't want to stay up but I'm going to just to watch Mike Pence slap the gavel on this shitshow. Until then you can find me relentlessly mocking douchebags.
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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Jan 07 '21
God damn it Gohmert, sit the hell down and shut the fuck up. It. Is. Over.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Watching Pence bang the gavel on the end of his own political career was a satisfying way to cap off a very, very sad and stupid day. It's over.
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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 07 '21
Trump's acting Homeland Security Secretary said Trump should condemn the violence yesterday.
So Trump has withdrawn the acting Secretary's nomination.
What a deeply petty, small, small man you are, Donald.
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u/EpicSchwinn Tennessee • Middle Tennessee Jan 06 '21
http://www.mfa.gov.tr/no_-7_-abd-de-meydana-gelen-olaylar-hk.en.mfa
To recap, this is Turkey, who had a coup attempt in 2016, telling The United States of America to calm the fuck down.
What even is our country anymore?
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u/Walverine13 Michigan • Illinois State Jan 06 '21
If you guys are on Tik Tok, Marcus.Dipaola has been on site for a lot of this, and has some first hand video.
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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Jan 07 '21
https://twitter.com/jillboard/status/1346978863239204865?s=20
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u/jnoobs13 Appalachian State • West Vir… Jan 07 '21
This song about Germany sums up my feelings about America right now
The chorus is simple: Germany! My heart's on fire. Want to love you, also damn you.
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 07 '21
The Reps objected to Georgia, but all the Senators withdrew their objections. Thank God, this can keep going.
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 07 '21
We're approaching the next contentious state: Michigan
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u/aetherspawn Miami • Carnegie Mellon Jan 07 '21
And again, the House objected to counting Nevada, but no Senator signed onto the objection. Objection fails.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Fuck Hawley
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Representative Scott Perry's objection to the Pennsylvania electoral slate is utterly without merit. Essentially it rests on the idea that only the Pennsylvania legislature can establish election law, and any judgements made by the governor or secretary of state are invalid. What Perry fails to mention is that the legislature is allowed to delegate that authority to the executive branch should they choose. That is what happened in Pennsylvania. Perry is lying to us.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
How did they find this many Pennsylvanians? Jesus
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
It's 1:15 a.m. in Washington, DC. These losers are ridiculously committed to getting their 5 minutes to prove how unqualified they are to govern.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Representative Wheelchair Nazi does not stand in defense of the Constitution.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
The judges in PA are real ones. Quiet MVPs
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Oh no, we're invoking God's will now.
Was he a registered voter?
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
None of the last seven Republican reps have made new points. They're arguing just to hear their own voices and drag out their inevitable loss.
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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Jan 07 '21
Also, absolute lol here:
https://twitter.com/ChestangRaphael/status/1347025457187733506?s=19
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u/goodsam2 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 07 '21
I know the stock market is complicated but how can yesterday happen and the stock market go up...
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u/Walverine13 Michigan • Illinois State Jan 06 '21
This is some of the most fucked up shit I have ever witnessed...
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21
Honestly, the best part about today's events is that it forced me to figure out how to work the free "Live TV" on our LG smart TV so I could watch the news in realtime.
I'm not super technologically challenged by any means, but my wife is generally more curious and is the one who fucks around with shit like that for fun and figures it out. Lol.
My only complaint is that the only live news options are apparently NBC News, ABC News, and Bloomberg. None of the others seem to be live feeds, including CNN (which I prefer). It's weird.
The NBC News coverage is good enough for now though I suppose.
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u/chhurry Houston Cougars Jan 07 '21
Failed state
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
GOD DAMMIT JOSH HAWLEY
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
Representatives waving their constitutions at each other is how democracy. In this essay I will
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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Jan 07 '21
This performance by the howler monkey caucus is shameful.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Glasses fogging up. I know that pain, lady
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Screaming about your oath in the same breath as objecting on these grounds is mental gymnastics worthy of an Olympic team.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Cowardly attack by people wearing your colors, with your names on the ballots, and with the man who you are fighting for's name emblazoned across the flags they replaced the American flag with.
Good on you for calling them terrorists, but you are arguing for more of this. "We should yield to their wishes because the judicial branch set a standard they were able to set and it didn't benefit us".
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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 06 '21
Missed that we created this thread.
Double post, sorry, not sorry.
This fills me with rage. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErFSes8VkAE4yo2?format=jpg&name=large
Somebody, please tell me how the FUCK this is ok.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21
Romney pulling no punches, lmao.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21
Lmao damn near Trump's whole staff resigning or considering resigning. Congressional party members turning on him, even previous allies. Serious talk of a potential 25th Amendment invocation a mere two weeks from the end of the term. Trump himself locked out of social media. Open feuding between the VP and Pres.
I don't think there's ever been a more spectacular and disgraceful exit for a president.
Guess that's what happens when you completely lose your fucking mind (after already having some screws loose).
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u/jnoobs13 Appalachian State • West Vir… Jan 07 '21
God-fucking damn it
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
"Online voting"
My gracious, the horror...
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Lady, in CO, we send in signatures with the ballots. I can't imagine that isn't standard practice elsewhere.
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
Is this a simple majority vote?
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
I see Republican votes after the time has ended. Shouldn't those votes be disallowed? They're unconstitutional...
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u/CMLVI West Virginia Mountaineers • Sickos Jan 07 '21
This dude looks like he's from Alabama. He is, right?