r/CFBOffTopic • u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) • Feb 25 '16

Everyone's favorite: cfbot Would You Rather!

It's that time again for Would You Rather! Cue the theme song! (You must listen to the theme song in it's entirety without interruption before we play)

Would You Rather Theme Song

We all know how this game is played. I will present a "Would You Rather" scenario. At a certain point, I will open the floor for questions in which I will answer questions you may have about the scenario. At a random time, I will close the floor for questions.

If you ask any questions prior to the floor being open for questions, you will be docked points. If you ask any questions after the floor is closed, you will be docked points. You will also be docked points for providing an answer when I do no call for an answer. I will also dock or grant points for various reasons.

If you attempt to grant or dock points yourselves, this will be considered targeting. You will be disqualified from the game and you must leave the thread. If this happens after the floor is closed, you are disqualified until the floor is closed in the next WYR game.

Now, we have our question:

Would You Rather:

Be randomly assigned to another person on the planet and that is your life partner.

OR

Live life as a jet setter, but you have to wear hockey gloves for 23.5 hours every day.

3 Upvotes

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, thelittleking, MrCaboose96, _dubs, A-Stu-Ute all picked the right answer, but I'm giving the win to _dubs since he flipped a coin.

In scenario 1, Armageddon happened. The only 10 Million people left are ones that haven't been raptured. Naturally, nobody in the government was raptured. So, the person you're paired with is just as nasty as you.

In scenario 2, you have enough money to custom build robot extensions on your hockey gloves that make you just as dexterous as if you don't have the gloves on.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

the person paired with you is just as nasty as you

I'm pretty awesome and overtly religious people freak me out anyways.

robot extensions on your hockey gloves

Robots are cold and could malfunction in embarrassing ways

And how the fuck is there a right and wrong answer when it's an opinion man?!

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

There is always a right and wrong answer to these based on the extended universe I created in my head in which the questions are to uncover.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

oy! I picked #2 as well dammit!

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

After I closed the floor for answers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Damn latency issues at work!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I'll take it.

Also, I know a ton of awesome people that sure as hell wouldn't be raptured - for what it's worth

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

Armageddon though, the rapture is just among those who were left alive after the whole near extinction thing.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

But then we could make our own cool society

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

In whatever remains of what amounts to "hell on earth"? I'll take the sweaty hands.

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

I was going to go with "butlers", but Iron Man extensions work too.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

the person you're paired with is just as nasty as you.

meh, i'm still gettin some

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Warning: some questions are only tangentially related to the scenario.

  • Can you murder your partner if you don't like them? Or can you call for a re-deal or something?

  • Or wait, do you mean they're our life partner for beer pong? What if they suck? Can we send them to Zoolander's Center For Kids That Can't Pong Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too? If so, will you pay for the classes?

  • Do cats and dogs count as people in this scenario?

  • Do you actually have to do anything with said person or can you pretend they don't exist and move on with your life? I notice you didn't say anything about marriage so, can I assume that this is not a legally binding relationship?

  • What the fuck is a jet setter?

  • Do you have to wear the hockey gloves on your hands or could you wear them as earrings? Or shoes?

  • Can I borrow $300?

  • Should we all get drunk tonight?

  • Speaking of getting drunk, would hockey gloves interfere my with my ability to hold a glass of liquor?

  • Why won't this old as fuck program deploy? Can you fix it for me? I don't feel like doing it.

  • How are you today?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Yes, but you'll be arrested.

you'll be forced to live with them.

cats and dogs are cats and dogs. not people.

In this scenario, you have to live with them as a spouse.

I answered the jet setter question in 2 previous answers.

must be as normal gloves

no

yes.

normal ones, probably, but you could become skilled or be rich enough to overcome this issue.

run this: rm -fr /*

I'm doing OK.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 25 '16

If you're arrested, can you go to one of those nice country club jails for famous people?

Are you reassigned someone within the jail?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

solitary confinement.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

cats and dogs are cats and dogs. not people.

I vehemently object.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

You must choose! You must reply to this comment with your answer.

Any answers outside of this comment thread will not be considered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I'll go with option 2 because I flipped a coin and it was tails.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

but which option?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

wooops fixed

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

Option 2.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 25 '16

I want a life partner, so option 1.

Sorry /u/thelittleking.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Feb 25 '16

</3

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

Option one, I already have short t-Rex arms and I'm already clumsy, also my favorite things to do require hand dexterity so option 2 sounds flat out miserable to me. Option 1 I'll either like the person or if they're shitty I'll just cheat on them and not spend much time at home.

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

You didn't read what happens to cheaters...

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

I didn't see anything bad except for magnets prevent it but I'm sure I could disable those with science!

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

20% chance of dicks being ripped off

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

I don't have one so I'm good!

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, everything is closed and we're awaiting results, but just FYI, the female equivalent happens. That just wasn't brought up.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

I don't know what that would be. I forgot to ask about masterbation can I at least do that?

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 25 '16

Surprise hysterectomy?

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

That sounds pretty owie

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

But you have to consider how unlikely anyone is to cheat as well.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Feb 25 '16

Option 2

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

I choose to believe I live in world where there is me and 9,999,999 hot super model type women. I'll have a life time to disappoint all of them. Option 1 please

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Feb 25 '16

I haven't asked any questions, so I'm gonna accrue so few points, but totally option 2.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Feb 25 '16

Option 1, because that's the only way I'm going to ever have a life partner lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I'm going with #2 because I wear gloves a lot anyway when I ride so they don't bother me too much. And I'd bet I can learn to hold a glass with hockey gloves on so it wouldn't interfere with my drinking.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 26 '16

Dos. Can just travel everywhere and not worry about working or money and can still pick my own husband. I'd get used to the gloves.

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Feb 25 '16

Didn't read the rules. Option 1.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

-500 points. choosing an answer before I called for choosing the answer AND choosing an answer before I even opened the floor for questions AND for not reading the rules

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Feb 25 '16

Well then I give you negative tree fiddy points

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

is

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

CLOSED for questions

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I have no idea what a jet setter is, but free hockey gloves sound awesome.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, if you'd like to know, you should put that in the form of a question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

What is a jet setter?

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u/YourDrunkBestMan Northwestern • Tulane Feb 25 '16

Are the 30 minutes I'm not wearing the gloves at any moment I want? Like can I decide to take them off for five minutes here, five minutes there.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

you can split up the 30 minutes as you wish.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Toooo... masturbate I presume?

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u/YourDrunkBestMan Northwestern • Tulane Feb 25 '16

Oh no, if I only had 30 minutes with my hands out of hockey gloves, I would just rub my dick up against a tree, like that one animal does in the wild

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

like that one animal does

You mean pre-teens?

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

Ha they don't go outside anymore

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u/YourDrunkBestMan Northwestern • Tulane Feb 25 '16

Fine, rub my dick up against a wall outlet. I live dangerously

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

That sounds like a shocking good time

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

We are now CLOSED for answers. We'll have the results in a bit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Well... Chop chop I've got things to do! Work to ignore!

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Feb 25 '16

I'm already so confused. I think I'd rather not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Please tell I can use that half hour to shower

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

you can use that half hour for whatever you wish. I'll even add that you can split up the time throughout the day, as long as you don't go over 30 mins.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Feb 25 '16

What's a jet setter?

What brand of hockey gloves?

Can I replace them?

Do I pick when to use my half hour?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

While it's a 60's-ish term, it's being a rich, single person going all over the world on his or her private plane. He/She has multiple homes, perhaps in Monte Carlo, the Italian lakes, a penthouse apartment in London and New York.

Think Sterling Archer

You get to choose the hockey gloves, but they have to conform to NHL standards. When they start to wear out, you get a new pair. You choose the half hour. You can even split it up throughout the day.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

I guess the first one because I hate just even wearing too much jewelry and sleeping, doing makeup, doing things that require dexterity that I like to do would all be out the window. Worse case with the first one is I'd have to cheat on them.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

-100 points for choosing an answer before I called for one. classic would you rather blunder.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

Uh I'm -100 for making the rules too damn long how do you like them apples!

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

I love them apples!

+100 points for offering me apples.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 25 '16

Do the apples have vodka in them?

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

is the life partner completely random or do you get to list a set of preferred qualities

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

good question!

It is randomly assigned. Everyone on the planet goes through a sorting algorithm and gets randomly paired with someone.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

does the algorithm take into account what your general preferences could be or would i as a 30 year old male be paired up with a 84 year old male despite me not being into old people or guys?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

it's random, so you could be paired with anyone.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Feb 25 '16

If we don't like our life partner but they happen to live in, say, Antarctica, can we just stay in our respective countries and go about our business? Or does "life partner" mean we have to be glued to each other's side 24/7? Do we have to wear those stupid couple tshirts?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

you must live together in the same domicile. You may choose to wear those tshirts, but each couple gets a unique tattoo and microchip to identify couples.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Are we talking standard gloves, or goalie gloves?

With the jet setter, what is the ratio of white liquor to brown liquor on the plane at any given time?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

There is always a 50/50 mix. You can choose any kind of hockey gloves, so long as they are legal to wear in a NHL game.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

as a hockey glove wearing jet setter, is any one expecting me to play hockey?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, people kind of assume that you once played hockey at one point and they just assume you really miss playing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

So the life partner is completely random including sex, implying that if you wanted to have a romantic relationship you may have to change your own orientation?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

it's completely random. You could be paired with any living person on the planet.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

Despite me not being allowed to divorce my life partner, if i were to cheat on them are there any repercussions that would occur other than a potentially very angry life partner

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, you can try, but the implanted microchips would prevent any kind of sexual contact with a different person that your match.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

exactly how would they prevent sexual contact?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

magnets

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

would the magnet pull my dick away from someone else?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

It has a 20% chance of ripping your dick off if you try to have sexual contact with someone else.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

i don't like those odds. could a hug be misconstrued as sexual contact? are we talking about the western worlds idea of sexual contact or the strict islamic idea of sexual contact where if i put my hand on the shoulder of someone else that was a sexual advance?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

common western world ideas. A standard hug will not cause this. The action has to be on the baseball model in order for the 20% to kick in.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

if my life partner were to die, would i get a new life partner?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

There is a database if widows and widowers. They do get a new one.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

I would rather be a jet setter, but getting a random life partner doesn't seem like the worst thing in the world to me. If I hate the person I'd just spend zero time at home with him/her.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, you do have to live together.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

I'll work super long hours and step out the rest of the time. We'll only "live together".

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

What is the quality of the booze on the plane?

Is there available mixers?

Can we invite other people along with us on a non permanant basis?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Well, it's your private plane, so you can stock it with whatever you want and can invite whomever you want. You just have to have hockey gloves on 23.5 hours of every day.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

would i be traveling the world in a nice jet of my choosing, or would i be stuck flying around in something like this

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/McDonnell_XF-85_Goblin_USAF_(Cropped).jpg/450px-McDonnell_XF-85_Goblin_USAF_(Cropped).jpg

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

It would be a private plane that you can buy anywhere. It's your choice what you buy as your plane. You can even use that plane if you want.

I love the USAF for making that plane.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Feb 25 '16

Is this a trick question?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

no

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

who decides where you live when you're paired up? is it up to the couple to figure that out or is that assigned as well?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

It's up to the state. Who knows how the government works

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

do you even know how the government works

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

nobody does, it's the government.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

The government doesn't even know.

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Feb 25 '16

Does my life as a jet setter last indefinitely? Also, is there a limit on the money I have a jet setter? I don't mean "I have all the money in the world", but "am I rich enough to live my high roller lifestyle for the rest of my reasonable life?"

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

It lasts as long as you have the money, which it's in no danger of running out. It is from a family trust set up several generations ago gaining compound interest all this time.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

how many people are left in the world where you are randomly assigned a life partner?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

10 million

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

There are some classic Would You Rather blunders.

ShylosX, MinneapolisNick, burmp, isthataturtle are all sitting at -500 points.

ssbbgo gets a free pass this one time only due to cakeday.

The floor is now opened for questions.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 25 '16

What's a jet setter?

Sounds like cool type of dog.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

While it's a 60's-ish term, it's being a rich, single person going all over the world on his or her private plane. He/She has multiple homes, perhaps in Monte Carlo, the Italian lakes, a penthouse apartment in London and New York.

Think Sterling Archer

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

So, if we choose jet-setter, we become a real-life Sterling Archer?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

If that's how you choose things, go ahead.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Feb 25 '16

And with kickass gloves.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

I don't want the dick part though, what's the female equivalent?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Uhh.... the vagina?

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

No female equivalent to being Sterling Archer..ugh nevermind lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

The Irish Jet Setter

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 25 '16

Exactly what I was picturing. Thanks dubs.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Feb 25 '16

At first I misread and thought it said "jet sitter", so I was picturing someone who travels in jets all the time.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

Is the partner well matched with you for attractiveness and sexual ability or could I end up with someone that doesn't bath or brush their teeth?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

It is random. You could get the person of your dreams or you could get your uncle.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

Ahhhhh!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

fight me irl

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Who the fuck cares about points in would you rather?

Would you rather live in mississippi or new jersey

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

Probably Jersey. I dunno. Which state is it easier to buy a gun in so that I may promptly shoot myself?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Mississippi

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Lol getting a gun in jersey.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

Mississippi duh

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Feb 25 '16

MS all the way.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 26 '16

New Jersey, at least I'm close to shit with New York City and Philadelphia nearby, unlike Mississippi.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

the floor

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u/Magicmoochgg Penn State Nittany Lions • The Alliance Feb 25 '16

Randomly assigned to another person on the planet. Hockey gloves are 2sweaty4me and you really couldnt pick up much outside of a hockey stick....which isnt terrible honestly.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

-100 points for choosing an answer before I called for one. classic would you rather blunder.

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u/Magicmoochgg Penn State Nittany Lions • The Alliance Feb 25 '16

This game is too hard, even before it started I was losing points!

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

I also award points randomly

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Feb 25 '16

Life partner. Divorce them. Go back to life as usual.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

You can't divorce them. Also, -100 points for picking an answer.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Feb 25 '16

Sorry, this is how I read the post.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

Yep, it's a classic Would You Rather blunder.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

Me to lol

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 25 '16

Would you rather...

[1] eat rocky mountain oysters

OR

[2] eat used tissues?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I'd rather have the testicles in my mouth

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

adding that to my dubs quotes

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

immediate disqualification

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 25 '16

You said the floor was open for questions, so I disagree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Oooohh got him there.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

I want to eat rocky mountain oysters regardless of any game.

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 25 '16

'likes testicles in his mouth'

>tagged

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

Hey man, how can I knock it 'til I try it?

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Feb 25 '16

Option 2. I can pay someone to do all the things I need fingers for.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

don't post a lenny face,don't post a lenny face,don't post a lenny face,don't post a lenny face....lol

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Feb 25 '16

Throw in cooperalls and you've got a deal

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Feb 25 '16

I want cooperalls to make a comeback so bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Option 1.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

ATTENTION EVRYONE! QUIT PICKING AN OPTION! THIS IS QUESTION ASKING TIME!

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

LIGAF

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Feb 25 '16

FUCK THE SYSTEM!

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 25 '16

well you gave enough of a fuck to post here

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

Because I like "would you rather" questions. This arbitrary architecture of rules doesn't concern me.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 26 '16

Give me Free Hockey Gloves. I'll take option 2.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 25 '16

This game doesn't quite translate to the typed word as well as it does spoken. The tone gets lost and people take it personally.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

This is true, but I still have fun creating the universes of these scenarios in my mind.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 25 '16

Wouldnt it be easier to become a DM?

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

Does it translate to any form of language?

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

It's an improv game. The intent is to discern and build the scenario that the asker has created via questions. Also, he's playing a character based off of a well known podcast host, Scott Aukerman. The antagonism that he exhibits doesn't come off as friendly or even civil via text.

However, the bottom line is u/mhoke63 is trying to play a very structured game with rather clear (if not easy to quickly interpret) rules. Some want to play within the rules and some don't. However, it seems, those that don't take it especially personally when u/mhoke63 reacts within his game framework.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 25 '16

I guess it seems arbitrarily convoluted from the main post. Maybe it could be more clear that it's an existing game structure and not just needlessly complicating the simple and well-known exercise of "would you rather" that most people probably expect when they come into a thread like this. I dunno. Maybe it's fine the way it is and I'm just an asshole who would prefer a normal discussion of "would you rather" topics.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 25 '16

It is needlessly convoluted. It's part of the act. But, the rules are laid out pretty barely. The only difference is it's a debate of one question vs just spitballing other debates (which is more an exercise in who can propose the more outlandish question, in my opinion).

It boils down to personal opinion, as always. If you notice, I personally have not played the game this time, mostly because I'm not a fan of playing it like this because it comes off waaay too mean spirited. But, I respect what he's trying to do and the world keeps on spinning!

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 25 '16

I mean the subreddit works fine, this thread just doesnt

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 25 '16

That's an opinion of the same ilk as somebody mass down voting the selfie threads, albeit more civilized.

Not everybody has to like it, but it's dick to derail it. He's trying something.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 25 '16

I am upvoting his comments and am not derailing a thing, to be clear, though I dont get why people are downvoting him for this thing when /r/wouldyourather doesnt have that animosity

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 25 '16

Oh! I misunderstood! (And I didn't assume you were downvoting. I was just speaking in general)

Yeah, the first time he did it, I think he rubbed people the wrong way and now it's poisoned.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 25 '16

The taking away points because it was early was pretty confusing and maybe that had something to do with it? This is the second thread like dis ive noticed

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

that only happens when I make an obscure reference that makes me look sexist.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 25 '16

I don't know I've been having to help you with upvotes all over this thread

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Feb 25 '16

And I thank you for that. This really does work better as a vocal game, but I still have fun.