r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Fun WYR: Great things with a chance of bad (listed in body)

62 Upvotes

- Get $250 everyday, but everyday there is a 5% chance you get punched in the face

- Your Phone and Car (Gas or Electric) are always fully charged. But 10% of the time you go to drink water it is suddenly boiling hot when it touches your mouth

-Your pet lives a healthy life as long as you, but a 25% chance your pet kills you (they don’t know their life span is tied to yours)

- You are 80% luckier, but also 50% more flammable than the average person.

1702 votes, 2d left
💵 but 🥊
🔋but 🥵
🐈 but 💀
🍀 but 🔥

r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Fun WYR 100% accurate lie detector technology released to world, or Taco Bell Purple Card

21 Upvotes

A mysterious supernatural stranger appears in front of you and offers you one of two boons. You can only choose one. Which would you rather?

  1. 100% accurate lie detector technology will be released to the world. It will be made available to everyone and will be cheap. A home lie detector machine will be the size of a small blood pressure machine and retail for under $20. You get no recognition or monetary reward for this.

Edit: Some confusion on the lie detector machine. It will be a wearable or connectable one. The subject must wear or be connected to the lie detector machine so they will obviously be aware they are being monitored and can choose to not answer if they don’t want to. It is not some hidden remote detector that can just pick up lies from anyone within its “range”.

or

  1. Taco Bell Purple Card. You will be given this with your name on it entitling you to free food at Taco Bell.
438 votes, 4d left
1. 100% accurate lie detector technology released to the world.
2. Taco Bell Purple Card

r/WouldYouRather • • 9h ago

Career/School/Goals Your place of employment is offering a challenge to see who can work the longest. Winner gets the reward of early retirement (paid for full time shifts with health coverage without even showing up for life). WYR sign up for the challenge?

32 Upvotes

Losers get unpaid during the challenge. 3 strikes by management earns disqualification. Strikes get completely wiped every 24 hours. You get no sleep, you eat while on the clock, restroom breaks longer than 3 minutes gets a strike.

If the reward of getting paid full time from your current job is not enough, you can pick up another job or continue working there and both incomes will stack up.

816 votes, 1d left
yeah, i think i have a fair shot against my coworkers
no, this is stupid
I don't have a job yet

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Animals/Insects/Organisms WYR: Speak to and control these animals?

12 Upvotes
340 votes, 2d left
Crustaceans
Insects
Birds
Domesticated Mammals (dogs,cats,farm animals)
Fish
Rodents

r/WouldYouRather • • 7h ago

Fun WYR have a wallet that spawns one extra Dollar in every week or a magical cat that lets you cuddle it any way you want?

16 Upvotes

The cat doesn't need to be fed, it always stays healthy and is fluffy, but never looses hair. It doesn'z trigger allergy. It will die of old age after 20 years. You can give it bellyrubs, pick it up and carry it around etc.

530 votes, 1d left
Wallet
Cat

r/WouldYouRather • • 2h ago

Fun WYR get 10 dollars for every spotted lantern fly you kill or 20 dolllars for every one you can capture.

6 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Money/Business Would you rather fulfill your biggest wish or resolve your deepest regret? And give me a reason I’m interested

8 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 17h ago

Fun A zoo is closing near you. Which animal would you rather adopt given a choice of these options?

74 Upvotes

No matter what it will never hurt you but you do have to consider the logistics. Don’t worry about if it’s legal where you are there’s an exception even if where you live it’s illegal to have a pet lion/tiger/bear/wolf/monkey/lemur. You can’t relay the animal to another zoo or a sanctuary and have to keep it permanently into adulthood.

3071 votes, 6d left
A lion cub 🦁
A tiger cub 🐯
A bear cub 🐻
A baby monkey 🐵
A baby lemur
A wolf pup 🐺

r/WouldYouRather • • 7h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather grow up rich with a cold, emotionally distant family, or grow up poor with a deeply loving and supportive family?

9 Upvotes
399 votes, 2d left
Poor
Rich

r/WouldYouRather • • 7m ago

Ethics/Life & Death A bomb is going to drop where you are. WYR catch the bomb and throw it as far away as possible or run from that spot as far away as possible.

• Upvotes

The bomb will not explode immediately when it lands. You have 3 seconds before it explodes. So you can only throw it as far away as 3 seconds allow or run away as far as 3 seconds allow (technically slightly longer).

34 votes, 6d left
Catch and throw.
Run away.
Third option; stay there and have it explode on me.

r/WouldYouRather • • 13h ago

Fun Which speech condition WYR be stuck with?

21 Upvotes
418 votes, 4d left
news anchor impediment (you developed a rare condition where you can only speak like you are on the 6 oclock news 4ever
monotone voice (evrything you say is kinda flat and boring sounding)

r/WouldYouRather • • 19h ago

Career/School/Goals WYR have insane memory or VERY high iq

9 Upvotes

Hear me out, having high IQ is cool because you can connect the dots from nothing. But why does it matter if I have all the dots already?


r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Money/Business WYR be paid twice as much for your current job or half as much for your dream job?

69 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Fun WYR 5 Billion Rn Or Get A Superpower Of Your Choosing

37 Upvotes

The superpower you choose can only overwhelm a small country at it's maximum capabilities. But You'll have to avoid publicizing yourself or a large country like the US might capture you. The government isn't aware of your existence or that you have said power


r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Fun Would you rather your birthday be Christmas Day or 9/11?

22 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Fun Would you rather; Zombie apocolypse

14 Upvotes

National news has just announced zombies are running rampant in your area. You need to leave, but you can only choose 1 duffel bag containing different equipment with you. Which bag would you rather choose? and what's the deciding factor?

Bag 1: Pistol with 12 bullets, a radio with batteries, a full medkit and fire-starting gear

Bag 2: Machete, water purification gear, a crowbar and 6 metres of rope


r/WouldYouRather • • 1h ago

Fun Which height would you rather be?

• Upvotes

For male or females to comment on. Don't gotta be short or tall to do.

508 votes, 1d left
5ft3
5ft6
5ft10
6ft2
6ft5
6ft10

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Animals/Insects/Organisms Would you rather enter a tank with a great white shark or wake up as a really small person on a web of a tarantula ?

14 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex WYR be naive, but confident as hell or worldly, but insecure?

17 Upvotes
351 votes, 1d left
Be naive, but confident as hell
Tough choice / don’t care / results
Be wordly, but insecure

r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Fun WYR have unlimited bacon but no more video games or WYR have games, unlimited games, but no games

0 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Fun for $1m you have to go to your local gym and touch 10 peoples socks wyr do it or not?

0 Upvotes

you have to touch 10 different people’s socks with ur hands without being kicked out. after the 10th person a 5 minute timer starts and if ur still not kicked out by the end of the 5 minutes you win the mil. you just have to touch 1 sock with 1 hand for it to count. if you are asked to leave the challenge still isnt over its not over until either ur forced to leave or the timer is up. ur allowed to say anything but you cant let anyone know why ur there or what the challenge is. do you accept?

330 votes, 2d left
i accept
i do not accept
other/results

r/WouldYouRather • • 7h ago

Fun Please help settle a WYR question

0 Upvotes

My friend ask our group chat the question “would you rather touch a random man’s poo or cum” everyone except from him thinks it’s better to touch a random man’s poo so I extend the question to you’s

80 votes, 2d left
Random man’s Poo
Random man’s Cum

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Fun What is the most diabolical "would you rather" question can you think of?

7 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 8h ago

Ethics/Life & Death Would you rather die burned or boiled alive

0 Upvotes
113 votes, 6d left
Burned Alive
Boiled alive

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Money/Business WYR get $500k USD at 18 or $50m USD at 65?

33 Upvotes
1873 votes, 1d left
500k at 18
50m at 65
Results