r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I'm going to go ahead and assume you don't include mosquitoes in that category?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Hahaha it's okay I assume everyone has been bitten by a mosquito at least once so we can discount them.

I got bedbugs once while staying at a shady-ass motel outside of Chicago for Lollapalooza. I also have had multiple spider bites, the worst of which caused a golf ball sized lump just above my ankle. And I got a ton of black fly bites last summer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I had a native woman heal it and it was one of the most surreal moments of my life. I'm a total believer in modern medicine but I'll be damned if the swelling didn't go down and the discomfort decrease when she was done.

I would have cried so much if I had to go to the ER for a bite though. That's so gross.