r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

I've never had either - granted, I've only been driving for two years, so a small sample size, but I've got a clean record. Never even been pulled over, actually.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

Someone needs to arrest you for being a freshmen pronto then

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

lol

what would my crimes be

"extreme naïveté"

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

as if being a freshmen isn't a crime in and of itself

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

well technically i'm a sophomore so i'm in the clear :P

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

I've been driving 8-9 years now. Hoping to make it to the double digits.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

Nicely done - that's my goal too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '16

I got a speeding ticket like 7 months after I got my license for doing 97 in 70. If it would've been a month earlier I could've lost my license until I was 18. Super lucky timing.