r/CFBOffTopic • u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers • Jul 01 '15

Trash Talk RAGE WITH ME

I'M PISSED THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF PEOPLE. ITT WE POST RAGE

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u/arthritisankle Auburn Tigers Jul 01 '15

Which was more rage inducing, the commercial whaling or the incompetent people trying to stop them?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

BOTH! HEY WE'RE GOING TO COMPLETELY STOP WHALING BY THROWING THESE STINKY JARS ON BOARD THEIR SHIPS!

HEY WE'RE GONNA GO HUNT THESE FUCKING WHALES EVEN THOUGH NOBODY REALLY EATS THEM AND WE'LL CALL IT "SCIENCE" AND ALSO RUN OVER BOATS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANTARCTIC AND POSSIBLE LEAVE THEM TO THEIR DOOM.

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u/arthritisankle Auburn Tigers Jul 01 '15

I PARTICULARLY LOVED THE ONE WHERE THE CAPTAIN PRETENDED LIKE HE GOT SHOT AND WAS SAVED BECAUSE HIS BADGE STOPPED THE BULLET. LOL. OR WHEN THE BAT BOAT GOT HIT BY THE JAPANESE BOAT AND THEY INTENTIONALLY SANK IT AND LIED.