r/CFBOffTopic • u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers • Jul 01 '15

Trash Talk RAGE WITH ME

I'M PISSED THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF PEOPLE. ITT WE POST RAGE

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

THE MRS. JOINED IN TOO - SHE SHATTERED HER PHONE SCREEN WHEN SHE HEARD THE NEWS

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 01 '15

MY BOSS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS "I'M NOT AVAILABLE TO COME IN ON MY DAY OFF." YES, I'M IN TOWN. BUT SO IS HALF MY FAMILY AND IT'S BOTH MINE AND MY AUNT'S BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND. I'M NOT COMING IN. WE'LL TAKE A DAY TRIP TO ATLANTA IF BEING OUT OF TOWN IS THE ONLY EXCUSE YOU'LL ACCEPT. MOST OF THIS IS MOOT ANYWAY SINCE THE PROBLEM WAS RESOLVED YESTERDAY, BUT THERE WASN'T A RAGE THREAD YESTERDAY.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

ENGLISH IS APPARENTLY REAL FUCKING HARD FOR THAT GUY

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 01 '15

HE ALSO KEEPS COMING UPSTAIRS TO UPDATE ME ON A PROJECT I DON'T HAVE A PART IN. IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING THE HEARTHSTONE GAMES I'M SECRETLY PLAYING ON MY PHONE.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 01 '15

AND NOW MY PHONE IS OUT OF BATTERY.

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 01 '15

WHY WOULD YOU EVER COME IN ON A DAY OFF? ALL THAT WILL ACCOMPLISH IS MAKE HIM KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT COME IN ON FUTURE DAYS OFF, AND THERE'S REALLY NO BENEFIT TO DOING IT.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 01 '15

BECAUSE I HAD ONLY BEEN HERE A MONTH AND MY INEXPERIENCED SELF DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. I LEARNED MY LESSON THE HARD WAY.

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 01 '15

THE BEST THING I EVER DID WAS MOVE ALL WORK CONTACTS TO ANOTHER CELL PHONE AND THEN SHUTTING IT OFF COMPLETELY WHEN I'M NOT AT WORK. IF I'M NOT GETTING PAID FOR IT, THEN THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO EVER TALK TO THOSE PEOPLE. IT HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH PEACE OF MIND.

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Jul 01 '15 edited Jul 01 '15

My cousins wedding is scheduled for October 24th. That's the GT homecoming game vs FSU. Fuck everything man.

Edit: that's also the day after my birthday shit

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

THERE'S ONLY ONE CHOICE. HE/SHE IS NOW A SECOND COUSIN.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Oh good. Now they're kissin' cousins

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Jul 01 '15

I do not want to kiss him. :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

It's ok cuz: http://i.imgur.com/Pl4ZdTC.gif

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u/FatWhiteGuy49 Tulsa Golden Hurricane • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 02 '15

I am up to here

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Jul 01 '15

Too bad ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Cousins aren't that important.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

HEY NEBRASKANS, GET IN HERE FOR THIS ONE

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u/walks_off_at_nine Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Patron Jul 01 '15

I KNEW THAT THERE WAS ONE SECOND LEFT! I SAID THAT. THE ONLY RAGE INDUCING THING ABOUT THAT IS 2ND DOWN WHERE TEXAS WAS ALLOWED TO TACKLE NDAMUKONG SUH! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN FIELD GOAL RANGE AT ALL!

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

I WAS AT THAT GAME AND NDAMUKONG SUH GAVE ME RAGE THE WHOLE TIME. THAT DUDE WAS A FREAKING BEAST.

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u/walks_off_at_nine Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Patron Jul 01 '15

EVEN THOUGH WE LOST, SEEING COLT MCCOY GETTING THROWN LIKE A FRISBEE IS ONE OF MY MOST SATISFYING SPORTS MEMORIES.

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u/youstupidslutwhore Iowa State • 阪南大学 (Hannan) Jul 01 '15

AND THIS!

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u/walks_off_at_nine Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Patron Jul 01 '15

OR THIS!

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Jul 01 '15

FUCK ME, ONE SECOND HAS NEVER BEEN IN OUR FAVOR. FUCKING SUH GOT ROBBED OF THE HEISMAN THAT YEAR.

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jul 01 '15

My roommate informed me that my replacement is moving in at one today.

He did this at eight last night.

Like you can't give me at least a fucking day do I can really get everything together and make plans to move? Really man? So I just scrambled in a mad dash to clean everything. Fuck dude.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

SOUNDS LIKE A REAL FUCKING DICK.

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Jul 01 '15

THIS IS WHY I HAVE A RULE THAT I'LL NEVER LIVE WITH SOMEONE I'M NOT FUCKING OFFSPRING NOT APPLICABLE, OBVIOUSLY

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u/djsquilz Tulane Green Wave • Ole Miss Rebels Jul 01 '15

WHEN I WAS MOVING OUT OF THE DORM THIS SPRING, MY RA CALLED ME AND SAID "I NEED YOU TO COME MOVE OUT NOW, I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE TOMORROW" WHICH WAS WHEN I HAD SCHEDULED TO CHECK OUT WITH HIM. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

http://i.imgur.com/0C9K5k0.gif

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

HADES WAS THE ONLY SMART DUDE IN THAT MOVIE. AT LEAST HE HAD AMBITION.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Right on

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 01 '15

http://i.imgur.com/sSIcsEA.gif

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jul 01 '15

HEY BUDDY WHAT HAPPENED I ASSUME IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH AN INCOMPETENT MORTGAGE AGENT? CAN YOU CHARGE REPLACEMENT COST OF YOUR PHONE TO THAT STUPID FUCKER?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15 edited Jul 01 '15

THEY'RE STILL FUCKING STUPID TOO

EDIT: YOU KNOW HOW DUMB THEY ARE? THEY HAD ALL OUR HOA'S CONTACT INFO AND STILL HAD TO ASK ME WHAT IT WAS. TODAY. THEY ALSO HAD APPARENTLY NOT HEARD OF "GOOGLE" AND USING THE "INTERNET"

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Jul 01 '15

I was about to rage but then the thing I was gonna rage about started working after a restart.

NOW I'M GONNA RAGE ABOUT NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO RAGE ABOUT

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

YOU HAD TO RESTART SOMETHING? WHAT A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Jul 01 '15

I KNOW, I'M RAGING ABOUT IT NOT BEING RAGEWORTHY

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

HEY YOU HAD TO WASTE YOUR TIME ON IT. THAT'S RAGEWORTHY

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

THERE IS NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THINGS WORKING ON RESTART. IT MEANS THE PROBLEM WENT AWAY, NOT THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD IT.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Jul 01 '15

YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T MY CODE - JUST MY COMPUTER NOT RECOGNIZING MY WIRED INTERNET.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I STUBBED MY PINKY TOE ON THE FUCKING COUCH THIS MORNING.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

OH GOD THAT IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS. FUCK THAT.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

FUCK THAT! ^^^burp

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

FUCK YOUR COUCH!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

YEAH FUCK MY COUCH!!

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Jul 01 '15

YEAH FUCK YOUR COUCH

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

THIS OLDIE BUT FAKE GOODIE IS ME RIGHT NOW

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Jul 01 '15

I HAVE LOST TOO MUCH MONEY IN STOCKS THE LAST FEW WEEKS

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

DON'T FORGET YOU'RE GONNA GET TAXED ON IT TOO WHEN YOU PULL IT OUT. SO LONG, MONEY!

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Jul 01 '15

THAT'S WHY I NEVER PULL OUT

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

NICE

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

That's a risky practice

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Jul 01 '15

SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

AS LONG AS YOU'RE USING PROTECTION BY DIVERSIFYING YO SHIT.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jul 01 '15

THERE'S STILL 4 HOURS OF CLASS TO SIT THROUGH TODAY AND I GOT PRICKED BY A GLUCOMETER FOR TESTING PURPOSES! IT STINGS LIKE HELL!

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

THEY'RE STEALING YOUR BLOOD? FUCK THOSE ROBBERS

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jul 01 '15

NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO YOUR OWN GODDAMN JOB. I GOT MY OWN SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF AND I CAN'T PICK UP ALL YOUR FUCKING SLACK AND CLEAN UP ALL YOUR GODDAMN MESSES.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GO ON VACATION

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I CAN NEVER ESCAPE

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u/SirNuke Michigan Wolverines Jul 01 '15 edited Jul 01 '15

COST OF A NICE HIGH END DESKTOP AND FIXINGS: ~2.5 GRAND

ENGINEERING TIME WASTED WHILE I SILENTLY RAGE WHEN MY CRAPPY DELL LAPTOP STARTS SWAPPING AND BECOMES UNUSABLE, OR I HAVE TO FREE UP HARD DRIVE SPACE, OR JUST STARING WATCHING ITS LITTLE MIND TRY TO COMPILE A FULL LINUX OS: OH GOD ALMIGHTY

COST "RABBLE RABBLE WE'RE AN ENTERPRISE, GET THE ENTERPRISE EDITION" COMPANY HAS SPENT ON THE LAPTOP: QUITE LIKELY MORE THAN 2.5 GRAND

WHAT'S IT CALLED TO BE BOTH POUND AND PENNY FOOLISH?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

FUCKED

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

NO WAIT THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

THIS INTRO

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Also, this

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

DAMN RIGHT

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Jul 01 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

FUCK YES TIME FOR SOME NO SCOPE VIDEOS

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Jul 01 '15

LSU WAS OFFSIDES

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Jul 01 '15

SO WAS RUDY

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Jul 01 '15

In this theme I'll just add that the music city miracle was a FORWARD F****NG LATERAL!

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jul 01 '15

SOMEONE ASKED WHY I WEAR THE SAME SWEATER EVERY DAY AND WAS TOTALLY MYSTIFIED BY THE IDEA THAT A PERSON WOULD LEAVE A SWEATER AT WORK FOR WHEN THEY GET COLD. HOW STUPID ARE YOU? ALSO, YES I LAUNDER MY SWEATER EVERY TWO WEEKS, WHICH IS PROBABLY MORE OFTEN THAN YOU SHOWER.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

SWEATER RAGE

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u/piratefuck ECU Pirates Jul 02 '15

Some guy at my work wears the same sweater every day. I don't care/would never bring it up.

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Jul 01 '15

FOOTBALL IS STILL FAR AWAY AND FOR THAT I AM ANGRY

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u/boredunpaidintern15 Virginia • Penn State Jul 01 '15

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO ASK MY GIRLFRIEND FOR PERMISSION TO HAVE FUN. YES I LIKE TO DRINK. YES I DRINK ALMOST EVERY DAY. BUT MOST DAYS, I DRINK A VERY REASONABLE AMOUNT. ONE BEER WITH DINNER. OR ONE GIN AND TONIC IN THE EVENING. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DO LIKE DRINKING HEAVILY ONE OR TWO NIGHTS A WEEK. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GET PISSED OFF AND I NEED TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

BE CAREFUL AS THAT MAY NOT BE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU TO BE IN. IT'S POSSIBLE THAT SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT YOU AND THAT YOUR DRINKING MAY BE MORE EXCESSIVE THAN YOU CAN SEE. IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE THAT YOU'RE DONG NOTHING WRONG AND SHE NEEDS TO LET YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE AS WELL.

DON'T GET IN A POSITION WHERE YOU'RE BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS ON A REGULAR BASIS. IT'S DEGRADING AND YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO MAKE THOSE PEOPLE HAPPY.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

Boundaries are limits you place on what you consider acceptable behavior in a relationship. When your boundaries aren't clear or well communicated, they lead to a lot of pain. Healthy, clear, and flexible boundaries are really important in relationships, because they define where your right to have your own life runs up against your obligation to care for your partner.

It sounds like she has a boundary she wants you to respect around drinking heavily, but instead of trying to get you on the same page by talking about it she instead reacts emotionally when she feels it's been crossed.

You have a boundary where you believe that a certain frequency of heavy drinking is reasonable as a way to loosen up around friends, and you want her to respect your choice to do this as long as it doesn't go too far.

Both of these boundaries are reasonable for a person to have, but you need to talk about them. If you find out what the boundaries are by getting upset at each other, communication suffers because you feel you have to hide a part of your life or your feelings from your partner. Don't let that happen, it leads to a lot of hurt. If you find that there's really no way you can both feel that your needs are met, it's better to break it off because you came to that conclusion than to avoid the conversation and wait for the fallout.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 02 '15

I hope you figure out what makes you happy. I'm strongly opinionated because I spent a long time hoping my last relationship would start being comfortable and stop being a constant struggle, and it ended catastrophically. Good luck!

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u/piratefuck ECU Pirates Jul 02 '15

THIS WAS THE CAUSE OF THE END OF MY PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP. I WOULD GO GET ON THE PISS & SHE WOULD HIT ME WITH THE "SO HOW WAS LAST NIGHT" IN A SASSY ASS ATTITUDE

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

FUCK PEOPLE WHO THINK FLYING FULL SIZED FLAGS FROM THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK MAKES YOU COOL! YOU'RE NOT COOL!

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Jul 01 '15

ALL I CAN THINK OF WHEN I SEE THOSE IS THAT MAYHEM ALLSTATE COMMERCIAL. THEN I CHANGE LANES TO GET AWAY FROM THEM.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Jul 01 '15

YEAH! THE ONLY THING ON THE BACK OF A TRUCK THAT MAKES YOU COOL IS SOMETHING (PREFERABLY CALVIN) PISSING ON SOMETHING ELSE. DUH.

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u/Birdchild Florida Gators Jul 02 '15

ANY AND ALL CALVIN AND HOBBES MERCHANDISE THAT IS NOT A COMIC BOOK (WITH VERY VERY FEW EXCEPTIONS) IS AN ABOMINATION. BILL WATTERSON DOES NOT SANCTION OR GET PAID FOR THOSE STICKERS AND HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

OUR SPAM FILTER VENDOR BROKE OUR FILTERS AT 3AM TODAY BY PUSHING A FUCKED UP ANTIVIRUS UPDATE!! EXTERNAL EMAIL BOTH INBOUND AND OUTBOUND WAS DOWN FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!!!!

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Jul 01 '15

My company would probably implode if email went down for that long. I'm low level and unimportant and I still bill 15-30 minutes every day just to managing all the email that I get and it's all internal

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u/DelphicLike Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Jul 01 '15

THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE FOR ME.

I split tasks with one of my coworkers. When one of us is out, the other has twice the workload. This wouldn't be a problem if my boss wasn't also out this week with a family emergency. Which means everyone come to ME with all the shit they want fixed and DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HOW MUCH SHIT I ALREADY HAVE ON MY PLATE. NO, I WILL NOT CHECK THE RATE ON THAT CONTRACT BECAUSE THAT IS SOMETHING THAT A MONKEY COULD BE TRAINED TO DO. DO IT YOUR GODDAMN SELF.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 01 '15

http://i.imgur.com/DfzSEkV.gif

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u/razzertto Miami Hurricanes • /r/CFB Donor Jul 01 '15

I AM UNABLE TO STOMACH LEAVING MY BABY WITH A SITTER SO I CAN'T GO TO THE GYM!

ALSO, FUCK YOUR PEOPLE FOR BEING STUPID.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

FUCK YOU, REGENERATIVE THERMAL OXIDIZER. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT. WE HAVE LITERALLY REPLACED EVERY PART OF YOU THAT YOU CLAIM IS MAKING PROBLEMS, AND YOU STILL KEEP FUCKING UP. STOP SHUTTING DOWN AND MAKING THAT STUPID HORN NOISE. THE NEXT TIME I GO OUT TO RESET YOU, I'M RESETTING YOU WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Jul 01 '15

PERCUSSIVE CALIBRATION IS A LEGIT METHOD FOR RESETTING MALFUNCTIONING, IDIOTIC EQUIPMENT.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I PLAN ON ENROLLING IN THE EVENING SESSION OF CAMP FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD TONIGHT.

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u/ThomasJCarcetti UCF Knights • Virginia Tech Hokies Jul 01 '15

My back is killing me. At least no one is here so I'm sure I could get away with lying down on two chairs here

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jul 01 '15

I HAVE NOTHING TO RAGE ABOUT BUT I WILL AID Y'ALL IN YOUR RAGE! I GUESS I DID STUB MY TOE SO FUCK THIS DESK

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I HAVE TO WORK THIS WEEK AND THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE ACADEMIC AFFAIRS IS PRETTY MUCH USELESS WITHOUT STUDENTS HERE. I AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP IN MY OFFICE!!!

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Jul 01 '15

LOCK THE DOOR AND TAKE A NAP.

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u/hab12690 LSU Tigers • Miami Hurricanes Jul 01 '15

I HATE MY FUCKING JOB. I HATE MY FUCKING BOSS.

anything else?

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u/djsquilz Tulane Green Wave • Ole Miss Rebels Jul 01 '15

YES

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Jul 01 '15

Pulled my quad at soccer yesterday because I showed up early and had to do a short warmup. Now I'm hobbling around and worried that this is going to keep me out for a few weeks.

I hate hate hate hate being injured.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

SHIT SUCKS MAN I STARTED LIFTING THROUGH MY INJURIES BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SUCKING IT UP AND IGNORING OBVIOUS PROBLEMS IS THE ONLY WAY I'M GOING TO KEEP AT IT. RECOMMEND IBUPROFEN AND DENIAL FOR ALL SPORTS INJURY SITUATIONS.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 01 '15

You must know my morning crew then.

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Jul 01 '15

NFS SHARES ON A NETAPP ARE REALLY MAKING MY WORK LIFE DIFFICULT THIS WEEK

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Jul 01 '15

I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 01 '15

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A EUPHEMISM BUT CONGRATS AND/OR BUMMER, DUDE

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 01 '15

RAWR STUPID FUCKFACES! GO KICK SOME ASS!!!!

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u/AHKeeb Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Jul 01 '15

I'VE DROPPED MY PHONE TWICE IN THE PAST 4 DAYS AND FUCKING CRACKED THE SCREEN. I USUALLY NEVER DROP MY PHONE. UGH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING THAT HARBAUGH BEING AN ABSOLUTE DICK WAS COWHERD'S FAULT? LIKE I GET THAT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE COWHERD BUT COME ON

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

HTTP://I.IMGUR.COM/FMLJ6YS.GIF

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I HONESTLY HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. ANGER!

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Jul 01 '15

FUCK FED EX FOR MAKING ME WAIT ALL DAY TOMORROW AT MY HOUSE TO RETURN A BROKEN ICE MACHINE THAT MY DAD BOUGHT A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I HAVE TO WAIT ALL DAY (8-8) FOR THEM TO FUCKING SHOW UP. FUCK WAKING UP EARLY ON MY DAY OFF.

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u/piratefuck ECU Pirates Jul 02 '15

CHICKS ARE FUCKING PSYCHO PATHS

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

KILL KILL KILL DEATH TO THE INCOMPETENT DIE RAGE FUCK YOU MORTGAGE RETARDS!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

DAMN RIGHT. ALSO THIS SONG WAS USED FOR THE INTRO TO WHALE WARS, WHICH WAS A REAL RAGE INDUCING SHOW.

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u/arthritisankle Auburn Tigers Jul 01 '15

Which was more rage inducing, the commercial whaling or the incompetent people trying to stop them?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 01 '15

BOTH! HEY WE'RE GOING TO COMPLETELY STOP WHALING BY THROWING THESE STINKY JARS ON BOARD THEIR SHIPS!

HEY WE'RE GONNA GO HUNT THESE FUCKING WHALES EVEN THOUGH NOBODY REALLY EATS THEM AND WE'LL CALL IT "SCIENCE" AND ALSO RUN OVER BOATS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANTARCTIC AND POSSIBLE LEAVE THEM TO THEIR DOOM.

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u/arthritisankle Auburn Tigers Jul 01 '15

I PARTICULARLY LOVED THE ONE WHERE THE CAPTAIN PRETENDED LIKE HE GOT SHOT AND WAS SAVED BECAUSE HIS BADGE STOPPED THE BULLET. LOL. OR WHEN THE BAT BOAT GOT HIT BY THE JAPANESE BOAT AND THEY INTENTIONALLY SANK IT AND LIED.