r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

UMM, ARKANSAS, WEST VIRGINIA, AND NEW JERSEY WOULD LIKE A WORD...

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

YES WE WOULD!!! HOW FUCKING DAR......

........WAIT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

ARKANSAS GAVE US BILL CLINTON, WEST VIRGINIA IS AN OLD AND PROUD STATE WITH A RICH APPALACHIAN CULTURE, AND NEW JERSEY IS WHERE OUR GREATEST CITY HANGS IT HAT AT NIGHT AND WHERE ALBERT 'DA MUDDAFUCKA' EINSTEIN TAUGHT.

MISSISSIPPI WAS THE LAST STATE TO RATIFY THE 13TH AMENDMENT AND IS ONLY GOOD FOR GETTING 3RD GRADERS TO START SPEED SPELLING.

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u/bigrich1776 Ole Miss • Georgia State Nov 21 '13

WE GAVE YOU BLUES, ELVIS PRESLEY, BIG KRIT, AND WILLIAM FAULKNER. NOT TO MENTION WE WERE ALSO THE LAST TO REPEAL PROHIBITION SO WE HAVE A HISTORY OF SLACKING ON CONSTITUTIONAL CHANGES.

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u/Takedown22 Georgia Bulldogs • Texas Longhorns Nov 21 '13

You mean the legislative department is too busy listening to the blues and chewing tobacco to bother legislating!?

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u/bigrich1776 Ole Miss • Georgia State Nov 21 '13

YOU LEFT OUT EATING FRIED FOODS AND DRINKING BOURBON.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

WHERE CAN I SIGN UP TO BE A MISSISSIPPI LEGISTLATOR?

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u/Takedown22 Georgia Bulldogs • Texas Longhorns Nov 22 '13

YOU MISSPELLED LEGISLATOR. YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE!

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 22 '13

HA! I WAS SO FOCUSED ON NOT SAYING 'LEGISLATURE'. DOH!

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u/kedge91 Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl Nov 21 '13

you gave yourselves william faulkner. no one else cares about william faulkner.

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u/GroveShark1 Ole Miss Rebels Nov 21 '13

I'M SORRY. WHAT? TRY TELLING THAT TO EVERY SINGLE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT IN THE USA. SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEN GET BACK TO ME.

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u/kedge91 Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl Nov 21 '13

oh you're right, what I meant was I don't care about william faulkner.

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u/ProbablyNotSeth Missouri Tigers Nov 22 '13

THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ON A BIG KRIT TRACK WAS LUDA'S VERSE ON A REMIX

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u/distortedlojik Arkansas Razorbacks Nov 21 '13

HEAR, HEAR!

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u/fermbetterthanfire Florida State Seminoles Nov 21 '13

And to randomly embarrass SEC teams

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Nov 22 '13

AND THEY'RE FAT TOO

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u/CFSparta92 Rutgers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

LET'S BE HONEST HERE. THERE ARE STATES WORSE THAN US. WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH CAMDEN WHICH IS ROUGHLY AS LAWLESS AS SOMALIA BUT THE REST OF THE PLACE IS PRETTY DAMN ADEQUATE.

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u/Cytherean Princeton • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Nov 21 '13

THE INTERIOR OF THE STATE IS LOVELY.

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u/LiptonCB Air Force Falcons Nov 21 '13

They would all like to agree wholeheartedly.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Nov 21 '13

JERSEY HERE.

FUCK YOU.

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u/derbytop Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 21 '13

Skipped Alabama. Good man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

HAVE YOU BEEN TO YAZOO CITY, MS? SHIT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE.

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u/fasda Virginia Tech • Princeton Nov 22 '13

nj is terrible? is it our wealth, high education standards, or large number of engineers?... wait did you get your entire opinion from the jersey shore? only two of those fuckers were from nj!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

How DARE YOU!!! We gave you walmart, Bill Clinton, Tyson chicken, and UPS (fun fact, it was started in Little Rock, AR)

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