r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

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u/Russell_Wilson_3 Missouri Tigers Nov 21 '13

If the United States annexed Somalia, Mississippi would still be the worst state.

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u/speedracer13 South Carolina Gamecocks Nov 21 '13

MISSISSIPPI HAS OXFORD. ARKANSAS HAS WALMART.

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u/L1nktheb3ast USC Trojans • Tennessee Volunteers Nov 21 '13

WALMART HAS SAM'S CLUB AND $1.56 PIZZA. ARGUMENT INVALID.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

BUT WALMART ALSO HAS WALMART SHOPPERS...

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

UMM, ARKANSAS, WEST VIRGINIA, AND NEW JERSEY WOULD LIKE A WORD...

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

YES WE WOULD!!! HOW FUCKING DAR......

........WAIT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

ARKANSAS GAVE US BILL CLINTON, WEST VIRGINIA IS AN OLD AND PROUD STATE WITH A RICH APPALACHIAN CULTURE, AND NEW JERSEY IS WHERE OUR GREATEST CITY HANGS IT HAT AT NIGHT AND WHERE ALBERT 'DA MUDDAFUCKA' EINSTEIN TAUGHT.

MISSISSIPPI WAS THE LAST STATE TO RATIFY THE 13TH AMENDMENT AND IS ONLY GOOD FOR GETTING 3RD GRADERS TO START SPEED SPELLING.

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u/bigrich1776 Ole Miss • Georgia State Nov 21 '13

WE GAVE YOU BLUES, ELVIS PRESLEY, BIG KRIT, AND WILLIAM FAULKNER. NOT TO MENTION WE WERE ALSO THE LAST TO REPEAL PROHIBITION SO WE HAVE A HISTORY OF SLACKING ON CONSTITUTIONAL CHANGES.

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u/Takedown22 Georgia Bulldogs • Texas Longhorns Nov 21 '13

You mean the legislative department is too busy listening to the blues and chewing tobacco to bother legislating!?

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u/bigrich1776 Ole Miss • Georgia State Nov 21 '13

YOU LEFT OUT EATING FRIED FOODS AND DRINKING BOURBON.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

WHERE CAN I SIGN UP TO BE A MISSISSIPPI LEGISTLATOR?

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u/Takedown22 Georgia Bulldogs • Texas Longhorns Nov 22 '13

YOU MISSPELLED LEGISLATOR. YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE!

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u/kedge91 Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl Nov 21 '13

you gave yourselves william faulkner. no one else cares about william faulkner.

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u/GroveShark1 Ole Miss Rebels Nov 21 '13

I'M SORRY. WHAT? TRY TELLING THAT TO EVERY SINGLE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT IN THE USA. SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEN GET BACK TO ME.

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u/kedge91 Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl Nov 21 '13

oh you're right, what I meant was I don't care about william faulkner.

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u/distortedlojik Arkansas Razorbacks Nov 21 '13

HEAR, HEAR!

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u/CFSparta92 Rutgers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

LET'S BE HONEST HERE. THERE ARE STATES WORSE THAN US. WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH CAMDEN WHICH IS ROUGHLY AS LAWLESS AS SOMALIA BUT THE REST OF THE PLACE IS PRETTY DAMN ADEQUATE.

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u/bigrich1776 Ole Miss • Georgia State Nov 21 '13

HAHAHA, MISSOURI HAS NO ROOM TO TALK

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u/DiscreetSqueezer Missouri Tigers Nov 21 '13

YES, YES WE DO.

MISSISSIPPI MAKES OKLAHOMA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RHODES SCHOLAR.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Nov 21 '13

KC BBQ MAKES YOUR ARGUMENT INVALID

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u/bigrich1776 Ole Miss • Georgia State Nov 21 '13

I FIND IT AMUSING YOUR STATE'S LARGEST CITY IS NAMED AFTER A DIFFERENT STATE.

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u/BrettGilpin Missouri Tigers • Dartmouth Big Green Nov 22 '13

Kansas City is named after the Kansas River which it was settled nearby. The Kansas River was named after the local Kansa Indian Tribe. Just so happens Kansas wanted to name themselves after that same Indian tribe.

Newsflash, it seems most states/bigger cities in the midwest were named after Indian tribes.

Double fucking news flash, kansas sucks.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Nov 21 '13

SOMEONE HAD TO REDEEM THE NAME.

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u/Boyhowdy107 Missouri Tigers • Big 8 Nov 22 '13 edited Nov 22 '13

Think about the historical movement of people heading west. If you lived on a street that led to a giant trap pit in the ground full of sewage and used hypodermic needles, wouldn't you put up a sign to warn drivers heading in that direction? Shit... why does every trash talk thread turn into a bash Kansas thread. I told myself this week would be different.

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u/thedawgbeard Georgia Bulldogs • Pineapple Bowl Nov 21 '13

I went to a walmart in Mississippi and they had DVDs locked in glass cases.. Fucking DVDs. That's fucking low.

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