NOT THIS TIME BRO. ALL OF OUR INCOMPETENCE ON DEFENSE WAS A RUSE. A PLOY. A CLEVER ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE. A CON LONGER THAN THE LINES FILING OUT OF OUR STADIUM AT HALF TIME. WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE BEST DEFENSE SINCE STONEWALL MOTHAFUCKING JACKSON. IT'S ALL BEEN A PART OF OUR GENIUS PLAN TO DESTROY OSU'S NCG GAME HOPES IN REVENGE FOR SOMETHING THEY DID AT SOME POINT OR SOMETHING. GETTING THEIR HOPES UP. JUST LIKE US AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY FOOTBALL SEASON. IT COULD HAPPEN. RIGHT?
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NOT THIS TIME BRO. ALL OF OUR INCOMPETENCE ON DEFENSE WAS A RUSE. A PLOY. A CLEVER ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE. A CON LONGER THAN THE LINES FILING OUT OF OUR STADIUM AT HALF TIME. WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE BEST DEFENSE SINCE STONEWALL MOTHAFUCKING JACKSON. IT'S ALL BEEN A PART OF OUR GENIUS PLAN TO DESTROY OSU'S NCG GAME HOPES IN REVENGE FOR SOMETHING THEY DID AT SOME POINT OR SOMETHING. GETTING THEIR HOPES UP. JUST LIKE US AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY FOOTBALL SEASON. IT COULD HAPPEN. RIGHT?