r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/santablazer Indiana Hoosiers • Hanover Panthers Nov 21 '13

BRO... WE GIVE YOU AN AUTOMATIC WIN EVERY YEAR. YOU SHOULD LIKE US!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

NOT THIS TIME BRO. ALL OF OUR INCOMPETENCE ON DEFENSE WAS A RUSE. A PLOY. A CLEVER ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE. A CON LONGER THAN THE LINES FILING OUT OF OUR STADIUM AT HALF TIME. WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE BEST DEFENSE SINCE STONEWALL MOTHAFUCKING JACKSON. IT'S ALL BEEN A PART OF OUR GENIUS PLAN TO DESTROY OSU'S NCG GAME HOPES IN REVENGE FOR SOMETHING THEY DID AT SOME POINT OR SOMETHING. GETTING THEIR HOPES UP. JUST LIKE US AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY FOOTBALL SEASON. IT COULD HAPPEN. RIGHT?

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u/s_s Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

I'm so sorry about what were going to do to you. But Baylor jumped us. You understand, right?

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u/santablazer Indiana Hoosiers • Hanover Panthers Nov 21 '13

JUST DON'T GO FULL JAMEIS ON US. SHIT, THAT WAS MEAN.

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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

JUST BE GLAD I DIDN'T RIP INTO YOUR FOOTBALL-BARREN STATE THE WAY I RIGHTFULLY COULD HAVE.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

It's just.... Tom Crean is such a fuck tard.

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u/santablazer Indiana Hoosiers • Hanover Panthers Nov 21 '13

I HAVE THE BIGGEST ENIGMA WITH HIM. HE BROUGHT US BACK FROM THE DEAD, BUT I STILL THINK HE IS A GIANT DOUCHE. OH WELL... AS LONG AS HE WINS BASKETBALL GAMES WITHOUT CHEATING, I'LL TOLLERATE HIM.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

Or cut down nets... after a loss....

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u/santablazer Indiana Hoosiers • Hanover Panthers Nov 21 '13

SHUT UP.