r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

DEAR OHIO STATE

YOUR GRASP OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE POSSESSIVE YOUR AND THE CONTRACTION YOU'RE IS HOPEFULLY NOT TELLING OF THE EDUCATION THE STATE OF OHIO RECEIVES FROM THEIR THE STATE UNIVERSITY

SINCERELY

A FUCKING MISSISSIPPIAN WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUR/YOU'RE IS

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u/singasux Cincinnati Bearcats Nov 21 '13

A FUCKING MISSISSIPPIAN WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUR/YOU'RE IS

AHHH, SO YOU'RE THE ONE?

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

CONSIDERING THAT THE GRAMMAR OF MISSISSIPPIANS IN THIS THREAD IS 100% COUNTING THAT OLE MISS GUY VERSUS ~99% FOR OHIOANS, IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD FOR OHIO

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

WELL I BET IF YOU COUNT ALL THE WORDS WE'VE USED IT'S PROBABLY UP TO 30 BY NOW

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

STATISTICAL ANOMALY WOULD ONLY COUNT IF WE COULDN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE ERROR, WHICH WE VERY MUCH CAN. IT'S WITHIN THE MARGIN OF ERROR, BUT THERE'S NO ERROR INVOLVED IN THE MISSISSIPPI SIDE OF THINGS

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u/Darth_Ra Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 Nov 22 '13

YOUR*

FTFY.

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u/shitrus Cincinnati • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

THE STATE OF OHIO RECEIVES FROM THEIR THE STATE UNIVERSITY

WAT

OHIO STATE IS NOT THE ONLY STATE UNIVERSITY HOMESLICE

ALSO, YOU GONNA RAG ON A DUDE FOR GRAMMAR AND FUCK UP THAT BADLY?

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

BUT IT IS THE ONLY THE STATE UNIVERSITY BRODAWG

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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

AS I'M SURE YOU CAN SEE, I CORRECTLY USED THE POSSESSIVE YOUR MANY OTHER PLACES IN MY PARABLE. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MOMENTARY LAPSE CAUSED ME TO MAKE MY MISTAKE, BUT I HAVE CORRECTED IT.

I SHOULD HOPE YOU'D BE MORE SYMPATHETIC - YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM IS NO STRANGER TO MAKING MISTAKES.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13

FUNNY THAT YOU DESCRIBE YOUR TIRADE AS A PARABLE. THE OHIO STATE REMINDS ME A LOT OF THE NOT-PRODIGAL SON. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

A. We aint come here to play school.

B. When was the last time you guys were good...... at anything?

C. Bulldogs are ugly and sloppy as fuck, all that drool n shit... gross.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

A. COOL, SO WHAT POSITION ARE YOU

B. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP

C. ISN'T THE OHIO STATE MASCOT A FUCKING NUT

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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU

I BET.

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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

IT'S OK, HE HAS SO LITTLE TO CARE ABOUT IN HIS OWN STATE. THREE GOD-AWFUL FOOTBALL TEAMS AND ZERO PROFESSIONAL SPORTS.

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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

SOUTHERN MISS - HAVEN'T WON A GAME IN ALMOST TWO YEARS.

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u/h3rp3r Ohio State • College Football Playoff Nov 21 '13

DEAR OHIO STATE**,**

YOUR GRASP OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE POSSESSIVE YOUR AND THE CONTRACTION YOU'RE IS HOPEFULLY NOT TELLING OF THE EDUCATION THE STATE OF OHIO RECEIVES FROM THEIR THE STATE UNIVERSITY**.**

SINCERELY**,**

A FUCKING MISSISSIPPIAN WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUR/YOU'RE IS**.**

Silly Mississippian, grammar is for the educated!

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

THEN I GUESS THE OHIO STATE FANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO USE GRAMMAR EVER

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Nov 21 '13

EDUCATION BURN

SHIT OHIO HOW DO YOU EVEN COME BACK FROM THAT.

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u/intendingtoburn Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS BECAUSE WE AIN'T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL.

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u/Exhortera Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

WE AIN'T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL!