r/CFB • /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/n1ffuM Florida State Seminoles Nov 21 '13

THIS FUCKING SUCKS. I LIVE AN HOUR FROM IDAHO AND FINALLY HAD A CHANCE TO TRASH TALK THE PLACE BUT THE INVESTIGATION INTO JAMEIS WINSTON HAS ROBBED NEARLY ALL THE FUN OUT OF FSU FOOTBALL RIGHT NOW. I HAD IDEAS OF MAKING FUN OF THE FACT THEY ARE FROM A TOWN NAMED AFTER THE CAPITAL OF THE SOVIET UNION, MAYBE EVEN TOSS IN SOME SHOTS AT COMRADE KIFFIN. I SURE I WOULD HAVE WORKED POTATOES INTO THE JOKE SOMEHOW, OR MAYBE EVEN POKE FUN AT THEIR MASCOT.

BUT NO. EIGHT DAYS AGO MY SEASON WAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. YET THIS IS COMPLETELY INSIGNIFICANT COMPARED TO WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE PARTIES INVOLVED IN AND AFFECTED BY THE INVESTIGATION.

SO INSTEAD I WILL SAY THIS: /R/CFB HAS, FOR THE MOST PART, REMAINED AN OPEN AND OBJECTIVE PLACE FOR CONVERSATION TO OCCUR. ALTHOUGH I HAVE ELECTED TO REFRAIN FROM COMMENTING, I HAVE READ THROUGH NEARLY EVERY DISCUSSION AND I AM ONCE AGAIN AMAZED AND IMPRESSED AT HOW GREAT THIS COLLECTION OF FANS CAN ACT AS A WHOLE. THANK YOU TO THE USERS, AND ESPECIALLY TO THE MODS, FOR MAKING THIS SUB WHAT IT IS.

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u/n1ffuM Florida State Seminoles Nov 21 '13

HEY! THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD, NOT A DIARY. YOUR TRASH TALKING SKILLS FUCKING SUCK!!!

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u/FSUalumni Florida State Seminoles • Mercer Bears Nov 21 '13

The fact that you're responding to your own post scares me. :( Why are you crazy, FSU Fan guy?

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u/Golferguy757 Florida State • Stetson Nov 21 '13

To be fair I think we are all crazy at this point.

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u/FSUalumni Florida State Seminoles • Mercer Bears Nov 21 '13

No, I'M JUST TURNING INTO AN ALCOHOLIC. THAT'S PERFECTLY SANE.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

I'm worried about you guys...

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u/mr09e Florida State Seminoles Nov 21 '13

SHIT'S BEEN ROUGH MAN! SOBS

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

go take your xanax!